Guys: when is the worst/most embarrassing time you had a boner?

[Anonymous]

Read the question in the tite. Here's my story:

Back in high school, we were doing something called "Trust Fall" Excersises in gym class. Were were practicing for a week to build up to a trust fall excercise. Here is a trust fall, if you guys are not familiar with it.

When we fell into the arms of our classmates, they would catch us very low (making it feel like you were about to hit the ground) then raise us up and pass us down the line.

There was this really hot and developed girl in my class. She had a nice figure and was pretty curvy. When I stood up on the stand getting ready for my trust fall, I stared at her hard for a moment and realized she wasn't wearing a bra and I can practically she down her shirt (she bent down to tie her shoes).

As I turned around to fall, I started thinking about seeing her naked and I got an instant hard on. When I fell into the hands of my classmates, they quickly passed me down the line and started snickering. When the girl that I metioned set my down on the ground at the end of the line, she accidently felt it (she and another girl had to set me down) and they both gave me strange looks and started laughing.

Af the end of the day, everyone I saw in the hallway kept calling me "boner kid" and one of my friends told me that these two freshmen girls heard their friend in my gym class that I had a "dino dick".

Looking back at this... it was pretty embarassing... but it was also flattering that the girls thought I had a big dick... Lol...

[Krait]

Hahahahaha, that's a great story.

Once I was on a canoe trip with some friends, and at one stop we all went swimming naked, and jumping off a rope swing across the river. I freaking love rope swings, but eventually I ended up getting a boner with all the naked girls around (including my gf) and was too embarassed to climb out of the water with a raging hard-on to climb up to the swing. So I just bobbed around in the water while a couple of the girls laughed at me, since they had totally seen.

It was both funny and embarrassing.

[Despondency]

The worst time I ever got an erection was when I was thinking of a girl while sitting in a Yoga class. There was that awkward "You're a pervert" glare but I was really there just to support a friend! D:

[Asker]

I've actually "almost" had a boner in yoga class a few times XD. To make things worse... I sit in the back of the class (because I am shy and hate being the center of attention). There are a few women there who have the Kim K/stripper booty and wearing yoga pants XD... so it's not always easy to concentrate on yoga. I would always instantly have to divert my thoughts to prevent me from getting a full on/noticeable boner.

[Despondency]

And here I was thinking of someone not even there. How embarrassing. :(

[ladsin]

Getting a boner right before class ends -.- and then having to walk around campus hiding it (happens a lot!)

[Dallsimo]

On the couch with girlfriend, while her daughter was sitting on the ground. She turned around and my boner was showing through pants lol

[Entrieton]

ROTFLMFAO! ROTFLMFAO! ROTFLMFAO!

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[jmmmfi]

Oh man last summer I was at a family cookout, now due to my work schedule I'd been up for 20 hours straight. At one point I was sitting on the couch and must of fallen asleep sitting straight up basically like normal if you were just sitting on your couch. I was wearing a pair of Jordan athletic shorts at the time and when I woke up I was surrounded by people sitting on the couch and I had a massive and very noticeable hard on.

[Anonymous]

Had a boner once at a public speaking class and it also so happened to be the day I was wearing a very badly worn underwear that didn't hold at the waist and essentially meant my penis wasn't being held by the underwear.

Not the most pleasant experience especially as it is also on video and seen by over 300 other students.