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Guys what would you do, if a girl cut off your penis?

Guys what would you do, if a girl cut off your penis? lol I was watching grey's anatomy, and a wife cut off her husband penis twice
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  • I'd die

    I'd scream "WHY!"

    I'd so it back on

    I'd tell her to take care of it

    I'd make her so it back on

    I'd make her eat it

    I'd donate it to someone who wanted a bigger one

    I'd give it a proper burial

    I'd ask her why she did that

    I'd wonder what she's going to do next

    I'd bleed to death

    I'd just grow a new one

    • Did you know that octopi reproduce by ripping off their penises and throwing them at the females? Then the female retreats to a cave and... uses it. The male octopus actually grows a new penis! Fun fact of the day lol

    • I... WILL BE... THAT... OCTOPUS!!! And thanks for the fact @Frost_Byt3

    • "Here, Just take it! That's all you want anyway! You eightarmed women are just after one thing!"

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  • I would get her in as much possible trouble as I could with the law. She would really pay for it for the rest of her life. Also I think that is disgusting and sick that was on Grey's anatomy that would not be accepted by society if something like that was on the show where a guy did something like that to a woman.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I have heard the analogy of a woman having the man's balls in her purse lol, but this literally happening is sickening. Some women try to change men but this is going way too far😧

    • "Honey, what's for dinner?" "Sausage."

    • I really can't think of much which is more of an evil deed than that.

  • Watch the movie i spit on your grave. I'd never do that to a man you'd have to be crazy to even consider it but that's a good movie.. Warning kinda violent though

  • eh he would bleed to death o. O got some major arteries and veins in there

    • They rushed his to the hospital, so he didn't bleed to death

    • I bet he wished he did though.

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  • Grab that machete and reduce her size to negative A. I know thats wrong but you take away my most attractive feature, i return the favor.

    • How is that wrong?

    • This made me laugh.

    • I expected some sort of backlash i suppose

  • Probably bleed to death, I imagine.

  • I'd do one better and cut off her head. . .

  • I mean... he'd probably pass out, bleed to death, and die...

  • How could she have possibly cut it off TWICE?

    • They reattached his penis, I was mistaking someone else cut off his penis again

    • LOL! thats what i thought!

    • Hmmm.. I wonder if he would still be able to get an erection!

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  • Kill you...

    • I'm not cutting anyone men parts off...

    • You understand my point. She who mutilates is killed.

  • I was just going to say... Did you just watch Grey's Anatomy. My mother and sister were...

    I would never be in a relationship with a psychotic woman who would do something like that. I can spot crazy from 100 miles away.

  • Eh no big deal it's all good:)

    • Liar lol.

  • Why to live without a penis? What would I do when I was bored and wanted to masturbate? (of course I'd stay away from someone who attempted to cut off my penis). Would I have to sit to pee too? No! I'd rather die then living without my friend.

  • I have paid lots of money to girls to role play with me online about blackmailing me and forcing me to be their money slave and give them cash, pay their bills and buy them gifts and totally take over my finances and have them pretend to be blackmailing me and threatening to castrate me if I do not worship them financially. So I have spent a lot of money just to be able to talk to girls about castrating me actully lol.

  • If I'm losing my weiner than someone is losing a pair of boobies

  • i would probably bleed out to death

    But if i ever were to survive... she would be punished!
    i would join the Jehovas witness and send Recruiters (whatever they are called) to knock on her door everyday at 5am and bother her for the rest of her life

    • Haha So specific

    • her torture needs to be slow, long lasting and subtle... that is the most painful revenge! also she would be bombarded with pamphlets, that she will feel bad throwing out, so she will keep them around the house a bit and people would suspect she is a Jehovas Witness and slowly she will lose her friends and eventually convert

  • Uhhm... bleed out? Quickly?

  • That was a true story I heard. Mad bitch went to visit him in hospital after the op and cut it off again, threw it out the window and it got crushed by a car. He was dragged off of her trying to kick her to death in the corridor. Another Guy done the opposite as well. Poured superglue into her. She needed surgery obviously but can't have sex again because of the scarring. Both of them should be done for attempted murder if you ask me

  • Do you really think I will be in ANY shape to do ANYTHING?

  • After the pain wears off... I will probably do something very immoral and very illegal to her.

    #cantlie

  • No amount of mercy or peace shall befall earth for the wrath of that equal to God shall take effect as the first trumpet is blown and the end shall befall man.

    Your sins have accumulated to nothing, you are but a molecule of sand in comparison to me. In other terms, you are nothing. Your actions are only hindrance's, and thus. You are nothing but sin. Become yet another particle of salt in my pillar. and you shall find purity under my rule. Amen.

    • probably pay her back by cauterizing her lips that's pretty hardcore kink though

  • Probably bleed out. Who can afford medical?

    • Here's a question, do you consider that a sexual assault?

    • It's attempted murder.

    • I think it's assault, and attempted murder like what Peachblossomluck said but it's not sexual assault

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  • "lol I was watching grey's anatomy, and a wife cut off her
    husband penis twice "

    switch 'wife' to 'husband', 'husband' to 'wife' and 'penis' to 'breasts' and all of society would be jumping all over you right now. But since its violence against men, its acceptable to laugh at it.

  • ... twice? How does that work? And how did she even get near him the second time?

    I don't know. Either I would kill myself or be very grateful.

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