Should I try a fried sperm omelet?

Anonymous

I kinda want to make my man jizz a volcano then fry his sperm with some munester cheese, tomateos, potateos, and peppers. What do you think? What would it taste like? Should I try it?

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petite_salope Xper 5
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omg, don't ask HOW i know this... but there IS a video out there and a chick does this, and feeds it to another... the puke factor was enormous. the gagging alone almost did me in. horrible! and this is SUCH a troll... it smells.
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- Asker
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  lol, I'm not a troll.
- petite_salope
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  well, if this is not a troll, there is actually a video of a girl getting a face bukkake, and they are scraping all the man goo off into a measuring cup, and a female is with a small hot plate and actually makes the omlette for the bukkake girl, and she is fed it, with i BELIEVE, if i remember right, fresh jizz topper. she barely handles it.. she loses it all afterwards... but the gagging and people comment on the SMELL factor... it is just... too much
- Asker
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  Why are so many people so quick to assume that anyone who posts something they dislike, disagree with, or couldn't fathom doing themselves is a 'troll'? That's narrow-minded.
  
  If I'm a troll, then the author of this book and all 85+ customers are trolls too...
  www.amazon.com/.../1481227041
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- petite_salope
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  we feel 'troll' because it is SO out in left field that someone is trying to get a knee jerk reaction. that's why. and believe me, the female who is REALLY out there, this is over the fence. it just boggles the mind that this is 'out there'.. even though i HAVE seen a video and the process, which was rough on even the video-grapher.
- Asker
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  "We"? Speak for yourself. This is your post and those were your words. Don't try to voice other people's feelings. If it's that far out there then there wouldn't be sperm cooking books with reviews.
- petite_salope
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  lady, YOU used the plural form first, "PEOPLE"..(Why are so many people so quick to assume that anyone who posts something they dislike, disagree with, or couldn't fathom doing themselves is a 'troll'? That's narrow-minded.) so i responded with a plural as well. and i wasn't voicing other's feelings, just following the terms you started with. so might want to double check your use of grammar miss 'anon', since your views are so strong on it.
- Asker
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  Yes but I wasn't asking you to try and speak for others. Chill out. No need for you to be a bitch and suggest I don't understand grammar.
- petite_salope
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  oh my baby jesus!! really? i said CHECK your grammar, like see what you said, proof read... etc. not saying you had no grasp on the concept of grammar.. thinking your smart phone changed something... .. holy hell! take a midol!
- Asker
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  yeahhh maybe you're right girl. Text can easily be misinterpreted.
- Asker
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  My bad. I'll make it better with these new delicious eggs I'm going to try... ;)
- petite_salope
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  well i hope you let us know how it goes! i am actually, curious.
- BosDev_82
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  Wow your georgeous petite_salope
- petite_salope
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  @BosDev_82 ... thank you VERY much!! woooo! made me blush!
- BosDev_82
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  Anytime sweetie lol
- Asker
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  @BosDev_82 @petite_salope just look around the post. He's saying the same shit to various females. It's creepy as hell.
xXiTacoXx Guru
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I can't tell which sounds more gross and ridiculous. The omelet or the question itself.
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lumos Editor
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...
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- Zorax
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  MHO - definitely ;)

Most Helpful Guys

Mesonfielde Master
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You clearly need to buy this book.

www.amazon.com/.../1481227041

I'm not kidding. This is exactly what you want.
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- Mesonfielde
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  www.goodreads.com/.../176102043
  
  "Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops."
- Bandit74
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  it almost have a 5 star review rating 😮
- Bandit74
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  has*
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- Mesonfielde
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  @Bandit74 mostly because if you exclude the semen, it's an actual legitimate cookbook.
- Bandit74
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  lol good point
- SensualScribe
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  Wow. I should not be so surprised that this exists, but I am.
- Mesonfielde
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  @SensualScribe I'm mostly surprised by the fact that I know about it. A co-worker linked it, lol.
- SensualScribe
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  That is hilarious and awesome!
- Alfieboy82
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  The Natural Harvest is a great title. They make it sound so innocent.
- epiman94
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  O shit! Beat me to it!
DanteSparda Guru
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WTF is wrong with people now a days?
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Hannah591 Editor
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*Packs shit up and leaves planet earth*
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- epiman94
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  Can I cum along? Excuse my semen jokes?
- Asker
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  LMAO!!
LauraMarx Yoda
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I mean, I don't predict the sperm will hold the mixture very well. It is more likely you will make a salad in reduced sperm sauce, than an omlette. It could be nice, though, I guess? tell me how it tastes?
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vishna Master
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Save me a bite please
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SolitaireBond Yoda
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That sounds absolutely disgusting.. Even downright revolting.
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chercheur Xper 6
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Just weird and really gross! Ewwwwwww 😖
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CheeseLoveWhiz Xper 7
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I vote no because I think it would probably taste disgustingly salty. I'm not saying don't do it but, I would suggest not to. However, if your heart is set on it, do what makes you happy.
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Octavion Yoda
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Well you'd instantly kill all the sperm and most of it would just evaporate away and it would taste like whatever that omelet tastes like normally without jizz in it.

What is wrong with you...
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TheDevilInside Guru
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Do whatever you want...
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Sugardaddy870 Xper 5
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Salad dressing is better or on a sandwich can we have the video from extraction to ingestion?
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- Asker
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  Lol, perv :P
- Sugardaddy870
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  If you put it on crackers would it be like a new form of caviar I mean it is a form of Eggs right. Danm that shit sells for a lot I could bottle up some in no time at the rate i beat it lol.
Klaatu51 Master
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LOL... if i was him i'd taste it out of curiosity basically...:-P
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- wrestlingchick
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  basically...
wankiam Master
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least you won't need salt lol
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epiman94 Explorer
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Ewww... If you do it, I think you'll need more than one load to make a decent omelette. This may be helpful: www.amazon.com/.../1481227041
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Shyoutgoing Xper 6
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That's enough internet for today..
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BelleGirl21 Guru
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I think you're a man is what I think.
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- BosDev_82
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  Your georgeous lol... sorry hope that brightened your day
- BelleGirl21
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  Thanks @bosdev_82 it did! 😶
- BosDev_82
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  I was gonna message you and say it so it didn't embarass you lol... but im not level 2 so i can't message😭😭
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- BelleGirl21
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  Not at all @bosdev_82. You'll be level 2 very quickly.
- BosDev_82
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  You dont gotta message me but i have a question if you have time... either way its cool... thanks
JackKerouac77 Guru
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Jesus fucking christ
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slowdyingflower Xper 5
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Umm good luck with that:x
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Grace_Rdz Yoda
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Excusez-moi, I'll just go vomit now.
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bowenw Master
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Try it with a few drops to start. I doubt you'll even notice it.
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Zorax Master
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The most disgusting question I've ever heard on the GaG...
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JustinTheGreat Editor
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Sounds pretty good to be honest..
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