The best masturbation stories?

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I want to hear masturbation stories. The best, the worst, the most awkward. Have you ever been walked in on? Have you ever walked in on someone else

I'll tell you mine. A couple of years ago I was at my guy friend's house. His parents were out and he was watching some crappy horror movie in the living room. The only other TV was in his room, so I went up and started watching some crappy show. After a while I got bored and turned it off. I sat there for a while thinking, and it hit me that he must have jerked off hundreds of times in that very spot. That turned me on. I can't believe I did this, but I started to rub myself. IN HIS ROOM. Obviously, it escalated and before long I was half naked, rapidly shoving my fingers in and out, in and out, while rubbing at the same time. I was carried away with fantasies, and didn't hear him coming up the stairs. He opened the door, saw me on his bed, I had curled up into a ball out of embarrassment, my panties were strewn across the floor. He handled it amazingly and said "oh shit, sorry... Tell me when you're done, I need my phone". Then he was about to close the door, when he said the best 6 words I've ever heard in my life (I should probably mention that these words started a relationship that lasted for two years). He was about to close the door, when he stopped and said, "wait... Do you need any help?"
In a few seconds, the most awkward moment in my life, became the best.

Orion1084 · Accepted Answer

Hell, I've got lots of masturbation stories, lol (I'm not sure if I should be proud of that :( ).

One time, I was at home, and my (female) roommate had gone to work early, so I knew that I was home alone. I was feeling pretty horny when I woke up, and decided to relieve some pressure. So I popped some porn on my computer and started going to town.

I'm at it for about 30-45 minutes at this point, and I've got a pretty powerful orgasm stored up and ready to go. I decide that it's about time to finish things off, so I start going a little faster, getting myself really, really close. I like to hold it back for a minute, to make the ultimate release that much stronger.

Anyway, I'm past the point where I could stop myself, so it's going to happen any second. That's when the door opens and I hear someone come in. I spun in the chair, and locked eyes with my roommate's BFF, who stayed the night (of which I was totally unaware).

She stopped in shock, and couldn't resist staring at my crotch. Well, like I said, there was no way I could stop at this point, so about a half second later, I exploded. Incidentally, because I spun the chair towards her, and I am a VERY strong shooter, the next thing we both realized was that several long, powerful jets of semen were arcing through the air, directly towards her.

It was one of those things that happens almost in slow motion, and my load ended up hitting her in the face, chest, and stomach (she was just wearing a bra/panties). After I regained control of myself, I knew that she was about to kill me, as she didn't say anything for a second. The very first words out of her mouth were, "Holy shit, I've never seen anyone cum like that! Can you do that everytime?"

Needless to say, the rest of my day got much, much better. :)

Paddie · Accepted Answer

When I was like 14/15 I was turned on by the Sims Woohooing, so I was playing they game in my room, turned on it was a warm day so was wearing less clothes any way, strip off start to wank get into it stand up really into it, I turn around and realise the curtains are open there this women watching me and cum right there on the window

That one of my stories

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I don't know why but to me that is just sweet as fuck and kinda funny... if you two have kids and tell them how you started dated that will be the funniest moment you two will every have lmao but yea that was a good and sweet story ^-^

Alyssa11 · Accepted Answer

My cousin walked into me when I was 12. She stood there shocked for her life... I don't think she'd ever masturbated before LOL

Billlewis · Answer

Every sexual relationship I've had with women over the majority of my lifetime has been an anilingus and/or foot worship arrangement exclusively, accompanied by my being allowed to masturbate while I'm kissing and licking her feet and asshole. I lie face down on the floor and hump myself to climax while I'm kissing her feet and butt.

Klaatu51 · Answer

if u pay me 50 bucks i'll tell u... it's a deal basically 8)

sexygrandmommy45 · Answer

Love it!!!

TadCurious · Answer

What a great story! Thanks for sharing.

wolfe88061 · Answer

After reading that I wish I had a good one for you my grandma walked in on me watching porn and jurking off if I remember right she smiled looked at me for a moment and walked out no big deal at all. Of course my girlfriend did a few times she was always posses witch I don't get lol.

Shaft50 · Answer

Awesome story!

chnapo · Answer

It was a nice afternoon and I was at my room. It was summer, so I was wearing shorts. I usually get horny a lot in the afternoon and everybody was outside, so I looked for a good porn and started masturbating. When I was close to my best (I like to prolongue it) suddenly my grandpa walked in my room and wanted something. Then, you know, what to do first? Cover dick, minimalize porn (because closing takes more time) turning off sound etc. so I somehow managed to do it in half a second, but it raised my adrenaline so much that I started to ejaculate. He was in my room and wanted to talk about something. I was in orgasm and my semen was pouring down my leg, I just tried to hold it somehow in the shorts. I usually have a lot of semen, so it was not easy. Luckily, he went outside after a minute or two... But talking to somebody and pretending that nothing happens when you are having orgasm and it shoots out is really weird.

Caliguy88 · Answer

Well, my top 3:

1) the first time I did it in front of a girl. We were naked and she said we had to stop. I did it and she watched every second. She watched my load shoot and and her jaw dropped and eyes got wide.

2) best female friend that we had a little sexual history came over in the morning. She gets in bed with me and literally picks my lube up and puts it down as we proceed to snuggle. I ask if I can do it and she said she would leave me alone so she waits outside my door as I do it

3) sexting with my other best female friend and we were all still drunk form the night before and she’s just telling me to what to do and all kinds of dirty stuff.

I’ve got like 10 runner ups, but those are ones to remember!

toddthemod · Answer

Alright. Not embarassing. But different. And all true I swear.
When just starting puberty my cock grew to adult size (only average, 6.5 in. but get hard easily and often through the day).
I was small in stature and had read about sucking one's own cock. (Precocious reader and very curious about sex).
I tried and was able to bend over sitting on the edge of my bed and take my erect penis in my mouth. I'd give myself a blowjob and can remember the intense feeling as I climaxed inside my mouth. I swallowed most every time. And liked the sweet taste.
Once I came home early on the winter. Snd my Mom hadn't gotten hime before me as was usual. I got out of the biting wind in our shed
I was enjoying a candy cane when I got urge to cum in my mouth. Enjoyed familiar pleasure... but ehrn I finished and swallowed and went to zip up... I noticed green and red colours on my cock.
Not traumatic but a funny byproduct of a fun endeavour. Lost ability soon after with growth spurt

Ant1985 · Answer

Pm. me and I'll tell u mine it was in a public swimming pool changing room I was alone

Aphio · Answer

That... was beautiful. *tear drops*

Sinepüryan · Answer

Uh, This story is very impressive

Hotinthepants · Answer

Tell me more Hannah!

mason008 · Answer

Oh brother.. im not telling a complete stranger a sex story.. weirdo

Anonymous · Answer

Oh I've been caught lol.. very funny and embarassing story...

Anonymous · Answer

I don't masturbate

Anonymous · Answer

Classic... My only story is that my sister walked in on me watching hardcore porn with the sound on (I went home from a neighborhood party early and forgot that my sister did the same earlier because she wasn't feeling well). She couldn't believe what she saw and we just sat in silence (me on a cleaner site, her sitting on a couch). Most embarrassing time in my life.

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