I would let him watch the Animal Planet, then sit him down and gently explain that when mommy doggies and daddy doggies truly love each other, they get married and have puppies.
I don't think you need to be specific about positions since he will most likely just do it doggie style anyway.
Thank you, that sounds like a great idea. I've caught him watching the lions at it quite a few times. Seems he likes cats though, do you think he's feline-sexual?
Oh, no. Take him to a doggie psychologist so he can be "cured" of his decision to like cats. We all know it's a "choice."
Oh no, I'd fully support him if he liked cats. I'm an open minded owner.
The sooner the better. Your sex talk with your dog should be happening his whole life, but evolving in an age appropriate manner. You have some catching up to do it seems.
I know I've been slacking but it's awkward.
No time like the present. Maybe play him hours and hours of puppies crying on a loop and ask if that's what he wants his life to be
Oh now that is straight up genius. Maybe take him round to see a fresh litter or even better, the pound. Home to unwanted puppies. That should get the message home.
My nephew dog is like, two? And still hasn't been given the talk. My sister also snip snipped him, though.
Oh no! Genital mutilation! Poor ball-less pup :'(
Most people just take their doge and slice the testicular tubes or the one that leads to the ovaries, and bam. Preemptive contraception.
Meson, I can't believe you of all people are suggesting I mutilate my dogs genitals without his consent! I already said it will destroy his confidence if I removed his balls. Can't do that bruh
I did say "most" We for example did not do that to our dog, it makes them fat and sad
You did indeed, I support your pro-testicle approach!
The earlier the better. My cat now has aids because I didn't take this topic seriously enough. 5 star question!
Cat AIDS is a serious issue, especially with felines being so slutty and putting it about all the while!
I accidentally inhaled a hairball. should I get tested?
I think you'd best to play it safe, those things can grow in your stomach, plus you'll be swarmed by cats. They are attracted to the smell and will try and crawl down your throat hole. Can be a nuisance. :) x
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Have his jewels cut off. That is how pet owners have the safe sex talk. :)
Mutilation? Oh no! He has a great big hanging pair of balls, all the other dogs in the neighborhood hide in shame when he swings by with his two mighty adornments - cutting them off would ruin his confidence.
Honestly, that would ruin MY confidence too. o-o
Lol please update us on how it all went...
Ok, if I ever get to have the talk! Right now he's humping the sofa so maybe a good time to mention the differences between furniture and bitches.
HAHAHAHA!
LOL... is this post real? o_O
even if u talk... do u beleive he'll understand? :D
He understands Sit and Stay, he should understand Stop and Pull Out too.
Yeah, basically.
@blake112068 no Basically ridicule on my question buddy!
just teach it to use a condom
I am NOT showing him how to put it on!
Is this a serious question?
Yes, he needs to know the dangers of CSTD's and unwanted pregnancy, I can't support all those puppies!
are you serious
he is a dog
he needs to know about unwanted pregnancy😂😂
take a video of you and him having The Talk and send it to me please
i have no idea how something like that can happen
Well Ok but that's a bit odd, I'm not sure he'd be happy filming us having that convo. He's quite shy as it is.
I'm not sure what you think the dog can understand but whatever it is I respect it you talk about it like it has the perceptive ability of a human being which is a bit odd but ok
He's an Newfoundland. They are very astute.
Haha are you serious? xD
I can't afford a house of puppies and he's a damned handsome dog!
you need lockin up , if you talk to your dog
Why? People always talk to their dogs. 99% of dog owners talk to their dogs.
I'm actually sure that pretty much all people talk to their pets. Some people talk to their fish. That's way weirder.
In 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
Oh crikey, I'd best get a move on then! Any tips about how to bring it up?
When the dog watches tv, bring it up in the commercial brake
The commercials are his TV shows. Dogs have very short attention spans.
Just do the sex With your dog
How will that teach him about safe sex and getting bitches pregnant?
You just do sex by wearing female condom with your dog. By doing the action you can teach your dog.
He doesn't need to learn how to have sex. Sounds like you need to have The Talk too!
Are you the one who asked this www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1485230-are-fat-people-a-myth ?
Maybe, maybe not.
When he's able to talk to you :p
Your dog needs a blowjob, just give him. Don't waste your time talking with him. :-P
He gets enough of them from himself!
But he deserves something from you too!
Lol! When I was 7 or so I got the 'talk' from my dad which was simply "you see what that bull is doing to that cow over there? That's sex." That was all he ever said on the matter.
The trouble now is finding a girl to say "moooooo!" 😜 jk
And who has four stomachs and shits all down her ass. Sexy!
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