Need words to approach a girl at my gym, can you guys/girls help me?

[MrLi0n]

i hit the gym like everyday or at least I try to. There's this beautiful, amazingly spectacular girl that comes slot to... I go to LA fitness and everytime I go upstairs to do my warm ups she comes up there to... My god she's so delicious! I don't know her nationality but I'm a black guy and she's like Philip or aside or something, I can't tell.. All I see is beauty! I'll be doing push-ups with a 45 pounder on my back and looking in the mirror and she comes up there and start doing her work out and warm ups right next to me... Like she arches her back and put her ass all in my face and I start screwing up and losing count on my push ups... If your paying attention to me you'll see me sneaking glances through the mirror like 👅 im not sure if she's doing it on purpose or if she's just teasing... When I walked down stairs and was working on my back she was stealing glances at me through the mirror and I was walking by her grabbing paper towels to whipe my sweat and I was like damn... I swear I could like feel the tension or her aura or like this vibe! Like I just wanted to grab her or say somethin sooo bad!!! But I'm a bit shy. I'm not gonna lie, I sometimes watch porn before bed cuz I'm a pretty horny guy but last night I found myself masterbating to her, cuz when I was at the gym, she was doing sit-ups in leggings and I was standing up looking at her pussy just fantasizing how good it must taste, (I apologize for being inappropriate but I just can't help myself.) I I'm basically seeking advice on how to approach her or how to get a decent convo started, I know a lot of women don't like to be hit on at the gym, I've been told that's one of the worst places actually but that's the only place I see her and I want her soooo bad!

[mistninja314]

I've never been to a gym, but I would probably say something generic like this after she was done working out "great workout huh?" or You could MAKE HER LAUGH via DEAKing her (if I'm using that term right) to confirm if she was really looking at you via the/a mirror around the gym. Next time you suspect that she is looking at you, you should smile or make a dumb face if she laughs... there ya go #proof.

Once that happens it's all fair game since she's probably be waiting for you to break the ice also somehow.

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[mistninja314]

since she has probably been waiting for the ice to be broken somehow also just like you *

[MrLi0n]

I think your right, the worst that can happen is she's gonna ignore me lol I'll switch gyms if I have to but I doubt it'd ever come to that

[MrLi0n]

Girls are prolly starting to think I'm taken because they all look and stand close, but I never take the bait

[mistninja314]

That could be @ your 2nd message "I'll switch gyms if I have to" LOLOLOLOLOL

[MrLi0n]

Damn getting the number has always been the hardest part for me smh even when they give the subliminal mind messages like "hey you! Come talk to me I'm waiting here for you" lol

[mistninja314]

*pats back and says give me MHO * LOL because the struggle is going to be real. #NeverGiveUp

[MrLi0n]

Lol done deal

[mistninja314]

thanks for MHO #GoGetHerTiger LOL

[MrLi0n]

Lol.

[JohnBelluci]

say

"Hey... I think you owe me..."

she gonna be like wtf...

then reply "yeah... you owe me because seeing how you bend these fantastic curves of yours IN FRONT OF ME, I actually lost count of my push ups and that's not cool" (and SMILE)

At that moment, when she realizes why she owes you (because she's sexy) she will laugh or at least smile :)

Then you can say "I guess you can make it up to me but giving me a couple minutes :) My name is [insert your name] "

Done ;)

[JohnBelluci]

oh I forgot to mention that if you fuck up your body language while saying this, it will fail lol miserably because it has to match your character, that's what I would say but maybe it would sound like creepy shit in your mouth LOL but i can't teach over the internet how to spread a confident/funny aura hahahahaha

[MrLi0n]

I wanna post a pic but if I do I'll expose myself to various people I'm hiding from lol

[JohnBelluci]

lol don't worry. You keep going to the gym. Soon you won't have to talk much. Your body will do most of the work for you ;)

[MrLi0n]

If I showed you a pic you would see that it already does lol

[JohnBelluci]

Then what the fuck are you asking for shit to say to her lol. Just go get that punani * bro fist *

[MrLi0n]

Hahahaha well alright. I'll give it a try

[kambo_trick3y]

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[kambo_trick3y]

Someone's touchy.

[MrLi0n]

Weak ass

[kambo_trick3y]

So sensitive.

[BertMacklinFBI]

a lot of fucking TMI that makes you sound like a total creeper. its not just you though, every other person is like this but they don't mention it, keep the anon button on lol.

when it comes to the gym, assume the person is not into you.

another thing, you don't eat where you shit.

lastly, keep your impulses in check and then just fucking go for a conversation/introduction.

[MrLi0n]

I'm not a creep and I'm not ashamed to mention my impulses lol I'm a human! Why hide who I really am or how I really feel? I'm not ashamed! It's no secret that I get horny! I'm a guy lol I know you don't eat where you shit but I gotta stoeastcgetvthe number before anything so I just need a good way to approach her lol...

[MrLi0n]

And if she's not into me I swear she teaSes the hell out of me, opening her legs, arching her back so her ass is out in front of me when she's on all 4's, stealing glances at me its a big ass gym but she comes and work out right by me.

[BertMacklinFBI]

if you're not ashamed then why go anon. anyways a good way to approach her? you can start by simply saying hi and telling her your name.

[BertMacklinFBI]

almost all girls do that in front of everyone at the gym

[MrLi0n]

I went anon cuz i have girls on here to... Gotta have a back up incase my main scheme falls through the cracks lol

[Anonymous]

just say hi to her.

[MrLi0n]

Then what lol