Guys, When was the worst time you had a boner?

[pizzaluver]

Share a short story if you will 😂

[Anonymous]

This is really embarssing. I attend yoga class 2 times a week. I've been doing so for a year. I usually sit in the back... NOT to be perverted and scope out all the women... but I have always been the back of the class type of guy... whether I am in school, at a work meeting, etc.

Anyway... I have never gotten a boner in my life in yoga class. Yesterday, at the end of the class when I was packing up my stuff, I suddenly got a boner! I wasn't thinking any sexual thoughts and was just minding my business, but I got one!

A few women in the class saw me and just gave me a strange look... now they probably think I'm a perv. It wasn't like a raging hard boner and I was wearing black sweat pants.. but it wasn't immediately noticeable if you were looking down there.

[Nuqood]

I guess it would be when I watched porn with my buddy when I was 10 and his sister and her friends came up. I hid my shit with a pillow, and one of her guy friends knew what was up and tried to pull the pillow away to embarrass me.

[Nuqood]

ETA: I was clothed, but wearing shorts so it would have been very noticeable.

[muspelhem_5]

Dick move!

[Klaatu51]

into da swimmin pool o_O

[KDA20]

When you have no long top to cover the bulge.

[sean1234]

Math class and the teacher wanted me to do a problem. Fortunately I had a wonderful female friend that sat next to me to back me up.

[MyUsernameRules]

In 7th grade during sex ed class in health. This girl saw it and told a few others but no one really gave me a hard time about it. Instead, they just found it funny without humiliating me so I found it funny too.

[muspelhem_5]

That time I was working as mall Santa.

[jacquesvol]

When dancing close with that new girl in class.

[Ginger6706]

Getting off the school bus.

[genericname85]

i pretty much never have a boner if i don´t want to XD i am in good control. i know once though i opened the door for the UPS guy with raging morning wood (i had slept untill noon) ^^ this was really awkward.

[SurströmmingLover]

I was on the bus. A very hot young woman sat next to me wearing a summer top and a short skirt. It was impossible not to get one. I think that she saw it.
It has also happened in the pool or beach some times...

[blueeyedlover]

I was at a freinds house. her younger sister was very hot. I went to sleep on the couch I woke up and she was holding my cock in her hand I was rock hard !!! she said it was beautifull.. kind of embarrising..