I have always wondered why women laugh at small penises?

[Groucho]

I am small down there, and the first time I got naked with a girl, she laughed and asked..."Is that all you've got?" Then came the jokes and telling a lot of others about my penis. One lady looked at my penis, laughed and said "Wow, you never grew up!" And she was laughing, and liked to laugh about my size with her friends. Even women who have only heard second hand, never having seen it, make comments and laugh about my size. I've learned to live with it, and to a point I do enjoy the attention, now. But it took a while for me to reach the place where women could laugh at my penis and compare it to others, and still be able to get it up. That's a lot of information... not really neccerary. So, back to my original question... why are small penises so funny to women? And on a second note... guys too, have you ever laughed at a guy's small penis?

[Bards]

Wow those people were total douchebags._.
Its in dry taste, I dont personally find it funny.
I guess people find it funny because they think it should be bigger and that its not normal or the social standard of eh whats the word...

I don't know rn but they are stupid people. Its not right to make fun of people over that.

[Ярило]

She sounds like a b*tch and those people are just immature pricks. I don't understand why anyone would think a penis is a laughing matter, but to each his own.

[musicbrain5]

She did that because she's a bitch. Plain and simple.

[sexyphil]

There is a way out.. to repeat a joke of the guy who gets undressed and the woman says "OMG that's a small organ" and the guy says " Well it's never played in a fucking cathedral before". so she says " Have you taken precautions?" and he says "Well I've tied my foot to the sink and tied a plank across my ass in case I slip"...

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

It does amaze me how often I hear this stuff seemingly genuinely, when you compare it to the number of women who say "size doesn't matter". Is it just that that 15% (or whatever number that poll had) of women who are size queens get about a lot, and simply by being total skanks manage to get all the smaller guys eventually?

[5k1nny]

If a woman did that it should be totally legal for the guy to bitchslap her. Just kidding, I would hope most women wouldn't do that to a guy, and I'm pretty sure most women wouldn't be too happy if she spread her legs and the guy winced and screamed "Oh God get away!" The women you were with sound like cunts to me.

[Elena_the_Star]

Only as a joke

[SmaĺlSausage]

I love being teased about my size tho, tbf

[JHAYES317]

@elena_the_star how would you like me to joke that your vagina is loose?

[tenchu11]

Average is what 5 1/2 to 7inches? They must have extra deep vags or something

[reptocarl]

Most wouldn't have done that. You should've told her that her pussy stinks

[I_am_repulsive]

There's nothing you can do about it; just be okay with what you're given and basically make use of what you got. The girl that laughed at you is just being a shallow bitch and there's nothing you can do about that. Just move on and find a girl who does accepts you for who you are and what you got to offer bro

[Ihav2fart]

The same reason I laugh at myself.

[Hercules073]

Don't let your size let you fell less of a man.

I don't know why they laugh. You should start making comments about their tits, body and ass. Showing them that there is no such thing as a perfect body.

I hope this helps bro.

[jakeofalltrades]

girls are bitches like that

[HereToHelp75]

Never. It’s the ultimate level of humiliation

[Littledik]

I love girls tease me

[Anonymous]

they probably could tell that you have a fetish about it and wanted to make you happy. We all know.

[Anonymous]

Cause they dont have them, lol.

[Anonymous]

Yes I did because I saw one that telescoped into his scrotom. I had to push down and in on his testicles to find the head

[Anonymous]

I laugh at guys in the locker room with small dicks.

[Anonymous]

I think it has to do with the fact that women know that the penis is a mans pride and joy. Men like women to think they have the biggest one around. I mean women that do that are just stupid. Trust me man I always feel like i would not please a girl. I have so many confidence issues.

[Anonymous]

I don't spend my days looking at schlongs.