Girls, Would you consider me weak for feeling envious of girls having vaginas?

[Anonymous]

So yeah, this is prolly extremely weird to ask, but it is honestly how I have felt my entire life. I am a completely straight guy, i love chicks, and i love a nice ass. But i secretly have always felt envious or jealous of girls having a vagina. I hate my balls and how vulnerable they make me feel. They dangle around and get hurt so easy. I fear girls when their mad cause of how easy they can drop me in tears if they choose, i personally know. I hate them so much I have my girlfriend kick my nuts as hard as possible all the time cause I sexually enjoy how powerless I truly am by having balls. Girls, you should feel lucky. Feel free to call me a phsyco, thats fine.

[Anonymous]

Yeah it's so nice having a vagina because it bleeds once in a month and gives me cramps, pain and sometimes I get diarrhea because of the cramps. I love my vagina because it also secretes other random things and my underwear gets dirty.
I also like how having a vagina makes me have everything I want and get as much sex as I want... no wait I'm a virgin and guys never even look at me.

Oh yeah, and I just csn't wait to push a fucking baby out of me through my vagina. It is going to feel so great.

[Asker]

See? You got the right idea. A vagina would be so much better to have.

[Opinion Owner]

I would much rther have a penis. Getting kicked there is not something you gotta suffer every month for a week and peeing would be easier too.

[Asker]

I guess the grass is always greener, right? I have so many reasons i would rather have a vagina and deal with all the negative sides of it. I see more benefits not only with having a vagina, but being female overall in general.

[Opinion Owner]

Ah, but being a female isn't as easy as you guys may think. You gotta act certain way. You gotta look hot. If you are unattractive, you are fucking doomed. You are pretty much worthless for a female. So you gotta be thin and do your make up and hair. You can try to focus on other things but pretty much people value you based on your appearance. I know my opinion is one-sided too but being a guy seems so much simpler.

[carson500]

That makes perfect sense to me, I dont consider it weak at all

[Asker]

Thank you. My nuts make me weak tho. I am glad it makes sense to you =]

[SilenRose]

So, you're secretly a masochist?

By the way when a girl gets kicked in the clitoris it hurts like a mother.

[Anonymous]

Being a woman means spending one fourth of your life in a state of not being able to shit, not being able to stop shitting, cramping, and bleeding. Also, a kick to the vagina can easily bring a woman to the floor in tears. You never see it in movies because movies focus on the male experience, but the feeling of vulnerability between the legs is a shared one between men and women. You have nothing to envy. As for getting damaged easily, sure, you can bump your balls on furniture. However, we have the same types of issues. I have literally hurt myself in the vagina from farting before. I farted a little to hard when I was sitting down and wearing jeans, it rolled upwards, and it “flicked” me in the clitoris. It caused me to double over in pain. I did this in front of male and female friends, too. Imagine the embarrassment of being hit in your weak spot plus the embarrassment of farting. Ah, yes, the joys of having a vagina. Truly a masterpiece of intelligent design.

[Anonymous]

I kinda feel the exact same way about guys. Guys don't have boobs. Thy're huge and heavy and annoying and it's hard to find the right size bra because I'm in between A cup and B cup, so they're either too tight or too big and don't support me right. You don't have to worry about that. Also, it's way harder to accidentally touch a guy's junk. Like once when I was playing soccer, a guy ran me over, and put his hands out, and instead of touching the ground, he grasped my boobs super tight and it hurt like hell, and he wouldn't get off me til the coach yelled at him. Also, you can't fidn any clothes that tdon't make you look like a slut if they're a little tight. Lets swap! lol