He keeps talking about his penis and balls around me?

I have a guy friend that I've known for two years and I haven't seen him in a while until now. Every time were around he keeps talking about how big his dong is or how big his balls are. He's always trying to find a way to mention it especially around me. A while back we urban dictionary his name and it said a joke (like people with this name have a "big" dick) it was funny and that was two years ago... I have no idea why he's bringing that up now after so long... he is always taking about his dong and balls around me (in front of my friend sometimes) and its weird. Why does he do that? What does he want?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Uhm, Hmmmmmm, I'm not quite sure. Is he trying to impress you? Maybe you could start a random conversation with him, and talk about sex, and relationships, and maybe ask him Y he does that, like you want to know out of curiosity. That way, he may not feel awkward, or pressured. Let me know how that works out! Ill be here if ya need! Thanx!

    • I think he is trying to impress.. but that's dumb, how can your dick size impress someone?

    • Hey, thanks for replying! I don't know, maybe he thinks people like different sized Dicks? I mean, what sized Dicks do you like? Hmmmmmm? Lol! by the way, I'm single... Just sayin... Ha Ha. I don't try to impress, I just am who I am. Natural!

  • He is a very clumsy male trying to attract your sexual attention.

    • It's not working... I'm just really confused.

    • Of course it's not working. He is clueless and a bit of an oaf so he keeps trying the same trick hoping for a different result. What are you confused about?

    • Confused about his attempt to try to get me into bed with him. Bragging. about your dick size... really? What if he was lying? Lool and he was actually small?

Most Helpful Girls

  • He wants to fuck you and thinks like most boys that his size is all that matters in attracting a girl.

    • It's so silly!

  • Sex, sex, sex, sex. He thinks if he brags about his big dong that it'll be enough to get you in bed.

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  • To use them on you, obviously.

    • Really? But what makes him think that will make me want to have sex with him? It's weird.

    • He's proud of his allegedly superior equipment, right or not.

    • Ha-ha hahaha I have no idea!