Guys, my girl farted on my dick and I got hard?

[Iamyezus]

My girl and I where in bed and we where watching a movie ( we sleep naked together) she's sitting on my dick facing the TV and where comfy and all of a sudden she's like I have to fart and farts right on my dick it was gross but I loved it I got so hard and horny. I was playing with her boobs and rubbing her for the rest of the night how do I tell her I liked it or will she just think I'm weird if I say hey babe I love it when you farted on my dick last night.

[Klaatu51]

so probably u have a fart-fetish. that's fine... it's yer fetish and it's respectable.

anyway... u should tell her about yer fetish... but bring it up like..

"well... remember when u farted on my dick da other day?"

(possibly she'll say "yeah")

then respond...

"i wanna tell u sth. hope u won't feel shocked... but it turned me on when it happened."

i dunno how she'll react... but if she finds it weird, i guess she won't continue wid u... but if she reacts positively... let her repeat it again if in case she wants to fart when u both lay in bed.

[AustinMan]

We all have our kinks. She needs to embrace it for you.

[smarackto]

The fart just reminds your brain how close your genital is to her body/ass/vagina you did not enjoy the fart you just realized how close you are and that you could do something with that situation.

[Iamyezus]

Oh okay thanks

[CandleLightx3]

lol funny, u got a fart fetish? lol just bring it up gently and see how she reacts

[Chris_Pratt]

Yeah whenever my wife farts on my dick I get super horny and fuck her brains out.

[swampdonkeys]

Have her eat a bunch of peppermints... it'll smell like Christmas on yo dick

[takumii]

Wow... just wow..

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Looks like you found a new fetish. You're not alone there though.

[BloodyBliss343]

How about you don't tell her. Her perspective on you may change after one small confession.