Have you or anyone you know ever been offered oral sex for something like getting out of a speeding ticket, in place of paying for delivery, etc?

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DISCLAIMER- I have never done that, nor do I plan on ever making it happen.

I was just thinking today as I was coming back from work super hungry that I'd kill fro some pizza. That one thing I'd like to cross of the summer bucket-list that I made with my boyfirned would be to order delivery, which I've never done a single time.  If we do get around to that, I can totally picture my guy joking around that I should ask the person who brings the pizza for a 'discount'.

I'd obviously never, ever in a million years do that. However, I'm curious how often that actually happens, if at all, in real life? Have you or anyone you know ever offered or been offered oral to get out of a ticket, paying full price for delivery, etc., or it something that only happens in movies?

bubblegumdrops · Accepted Answer

That reminds me of that joke with the garbage men.

A garbage man knocks on the door, and a woman wearing nothing but a robe opens up. She asks him, "Who are you?" The man looks at her and says, "Oh, I'm from the Sanitation Department." She looks at him and asks, "are you the driver?" The man looks at her in disappointment and says, "No, I'm just the garbage man, but in about 4 years, I'm on track for being promoted to being a driver." The woman grabs him and pulls him into the house and closes the door. She fucks him hard and drains him completely dry, taking him in from every hole.

The man leaves the woman's home and goes back to the Sanitation Department to tell all the guys what happened.

That week, there was a line of garbage men knocking on the woman's door. She would ask them, "Are you the driver?" When they each answered, "No," she would have wild crazy sex with him and he would leave exiting her home with a wide grin on his face.

Finally, the "driver" catches wind of what's going on and knocks on her door. She asks him, "Are you the driver?" He looks at her proudly and replies, "Yes I man." Her eyes sparkle with excitement as she runs into her room and returns back with her purse. She reaches inside, takes out $5.00 and hands it to him.

The man looks at her all confused, "I don't understand! You had sex with all the garbage men, but I only get $5.00?"

The woman looks at him and explains, "I'm sorry, my husband was very clear. He said to give the driver $5.00, and fuck everyone else."

COCOCHANEL · Accepted Answer

i've never heard of that. never seen a movie that had that scene.

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

I used to work with a girl who claimed that she once gave some delivery guy a windy right out in front of her dorm at like 3 AM in exchange for the food he was about to deliver to someone else, haha. Not sure if it was true, but she said she was really drunk and hungry, so she was like "fuck it." She was known as "Dirty Diana", so I wouldn't put it past her😆 I would be SO pissed if I was just waiting on food when I was hammered in the middle of the night and some chick just swooped in with a David Blowie and stole it away, haha.

Hans222 · Accepted Answer

Haha even worse, here in Belgium we have the words "promotion canape"...
A canape is a large chair... and the word promotion you recognize. We're talking about getting a better position at work.
Rumour has it that going to bed with the boss is a way of... no further comment :o
I can imagine that in smaller companies it may actually happen :-(