I have a fart fetish and I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

I don't want my boyfriend to like fart on my face or anything like that! i think I just really love my boyfriend, because I've never felt this way towards anyone else. I guess you could say I'm somewhat of a clingy in the sense of I love everything about him. I don't find that he smells like other men. He smells more pleasant and I like the smell of him all together. I recently discovered that I have a fart fetish with him... He's farted on me before and I generally kinda liked it. I wouldn't want him to like fart on my face or anything. But I find that when he farts the sounds and smells makes me wanna pounce on him and fuck his brains out y'know? Well sometimes, other times it's just relaxing because I love the smell of him. It's so weird, I know. Anyways he's really courteous he'll hold it in until I'm not near enough to smell it most times. But I do weird shit to get him to fart like I'll cuddle him extra right and it makes him have to fart but usually he holds it in so long and it gets so big inside of him that he can't sit still and he'll leave to go fart. I don't know i feel like a creep now lol and I don't want to do that anymore but I want to tell him about my fetish kinda... So maybe he'll just stop caring about farting in front of me? But I think it'll just weird him out more and he'll stop all together or think really badly of me... How do I tell him so I don't come off as a creep

[ddouglas8161]

I know what I say might feel a little what the hell at first. But you need to prove to him you're comfortable with him farting in front of you.

Your best approach to proving it is to fart on his face. When he doesn't see it coming, blow a nice great big fart in it. If you want to be more discrete, when he gives you a hug and he hugs you closer to the butt, blow a couple farts then. This would only work if he hugged you standing up and him sitting down however. Additionally, if you ever do sit on his lap, just let them loose then. And to beef it up, don't do it in jeans, find some yoga pants/workout clothes. Personally those three methods would show me one a girl is comfortable around me and two she doesn't mind me farting because she does it too.

The point is to break the barrier with him so fart with him close and fart really big. Don't muffle it too. You want him to feel okay and to see it's not a problem.

If you need anymore help, I'm here 😀

[AustinMan]

Now that's a new one. As you can see from my galzillions of answers, I'm into a lot of things but that's a new one. How long have you been together? Have you always been this high maintenance?

[Asker]

We've been together a year. And I don't really think I'm high maintenance haha

[AustinMan]

Even you characterized yourself as clingy. That's another word for high maintenance. I have no idea what to tell you. There's no telling how he'll react. I'd probably find it funny but I'm older so that may be influencing my reaction.

[parrot_fish]

I would love to have a girlfriend like you, just fart in front of him and it will be fine. Be real!

[AustinMan]

@parrot_fish One can be real without having a fetish like this. If my lady toots, I usually ignore it and keep going but sometimes I tease her about it.

[Anonymous]

Maybe you don't have to tell him that the farting turns you on. You could just tell him you don't mind his farting so that he's more comfortable doing it around you. Like next time you notice he has to fart you could say, " you know I really don't care if you fart around me. It actually doesn't bother me at all, so you don't have to hold it in. Just let it out." Then you don't have to bring up the fetish but you'll still probably get more farting action. lol never thought I'd say that.

[LittleSally]

Maybe just tell him he shouldn't hold it in for his health.
And maybe you fart too - in front of him to show him it's not a big deal. I wouldn't go so far as to mention it as a fetish just yet, though.
How long have you been together?

[Asker]

We've been together a year, and yeah I don't really want to tell him about it because I wouldn't want to like bring it into our sexual activities. And I've told him that but I think he thinks its rude and he won't

[fartlovr92]

Right i would fart in front of her or him first n say sorry my badd then if they laugh then play it off then ask to play a game who can fart louder if they go w it?

[LittleSally]

Thank you =)

[SarahsSummer]

Just tell him it's ok if he farts in front of you and you like his scent. It'll probably be more comfortable for him than getting up to go do it. sounds like a cute relationship.

[Dave-from-Illinois]

Fart pheromones. I'll bottle it and sell it :P

[SurfRider]

Damn. He is one lucky guy! I think most of us wish our GFs loved our farts lol

[Shehnaz]

Don't tell him this, also try not to force him into it, gradually his comfort level might increase with time, till then hold on.(No not to him, just hold your horses) so that you don't weird him out.

[AppleFiz]

Just tell him that you like such fetish. Or wotch some videos about fart fetish with him.. and tell him lets try such fetish.. i think it will work.

[Lærke_k]

I Think you should just tell him, if he loves you. Then he Will understand!:)

Good luck!

[69face]

Have you tride farting in front of him? That may make him think you are ok with him farting. And try talking to him about it. Maby give him a blow job and say if you have to fart just fart I won't minde. That's how I got my wife to finally fart on my face when I eat her from behind. It took a while and a lot of convincing but she finally ageed to do it and then one day I was back there licking her. with my nose wedged up her bum and she sed she was gona fart and she farted right up my nose. So any thing is possible no mater how weird or strange you may think it is.😃

[Gooseman]

I have a similar fetish about girls.

[Socal99]

I like it when girls fart on me or in front of me or stop right in front of my face and fart so you're not weird or creepy. I don't know why I like it but I do and the girl that does it that I've been seeing for a little bit she totally gets off on it I love it and I've actually farted on her a few times so the thought of farting around you or on you is hot. What if he actually squatted over your face and farted in your face or had you sniff his ass while he farted what would you do or what if he was having you lick his ass while you were sucking his cock and he farted

[orphan]

First get married. Then unleash the farting, toe nail clipping, using the other's toothbrush, etc.

[TheTrooperofStorm]

I wish my girlfriend would fart in my mouth actually. I like the smell

[strlb]

That's hot! So do I. Just tell me maybe he'll tell you the same thing. Just do it already

[KhoryESM]

That’s dope,

[GAGSucksBalls1]

i have a weird fetish, is that weird?

[HalloPeoplz]

Same

[Clk94]

I love my girlfriend farting so I understand it maybe you should be honest and tell him

[metaljesus]

Farting is cool

[layinpipe]

Tell him

[6Death6]

I dont understand what you're asking..

[Dankaroma]

That's cool! I too have a fetish with gas. I love the idea that a chick is comfortable enough to toot around me. Fine line tho, think it can easily be misconstrued as "weird" sadly.

[SilverQueenArial]

Rather than telling him right away that it is a fetish, maybe consider simply telling him that you don't mind his farting and see if that causes him to fart more often. Once he starts doing so, then you can bring up the fetish. That way it's more of a transition rather than a sudden confession, and he's less likely to be weirded out by it.