Did you know David Cameron received a blowjob from a dead pig? No, seriously?

chuppachup Yoda

https://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/the-internet-reacts-to-david-cameron-putting-his-knob-in-dead-pigs-mouth/
https://www.vulture.com/2015/09/david-cameron-pig-black-mirror.html

I swear down the Brtish parliament is a circuis show of mental psychopaths. There's child molesters, there's sociopaths, there's politicians who look like genuine super-villians (George Osborne, the Chancellor of Excheqer, for example)..

Did you know David Cameron received a blowjob from a dead pig? No, seriously?

(^That scary looking man is in charge of our money!^)

.. and most are a deadly cocktail of the three. And now, the "great leader of this country" has admitted to necrophilliac beastiality. What is wrong with this country? We really aren't in a position to criticise America for allowing Trump to merely run for president any more. We are now just as bad as them, if not WORSE because we have a leader who has literally FUCKED A DEAD PIG. THAT TRUMPS THE TRUMP!! What do you think should be done about this? I, personally, don't want a pig-fucker to be in charge of me lmfao. Or a tory for that matter, but I can tolerate different political idealogies more than beastiality.

Side note: I already know a question has been made but I wanted to show you some sources to look at and a picture of an evil chancellor.

Woah, dude.. you brits sure are frisky! Got bored of the tea and scones, eh?

Vote A

We are all monumentally fucked. The people running this country are deranged.

Vote B

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Vote C

I have no words.

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fauchelevent Master
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The best bit is that it's not proven that he did or anything but we all just went '... Yeah, that sounds credible' and believed it :P

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- chuppachup
  +1 y
  We don't have to believe it. It's fun to make him out like a mug.
Bards Guru
+1 y
Hahha told my mom. She was like not surprised all though disgusted. she's glad she doesn't live in the UK anymore.
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mr90skid Yoda
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WTF? I was him I would busted in that pig, fried it up, and served it to those who made me do it.
Before y'all trip noticed how I said "if I was him" because all that bs is not me lmao
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- mr90skid
  +1 y
  Glad you agree lol
Anonymous
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That's just the English being English. They are all frothing mad. It's only gotten worse since they lost their empire and don't have anything to do all day.
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- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Lucky I'm not English then.
- jacquesvol
  +1 y
  It all went wrong in Hastings in 1066 :D

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sketchy Yoda
+1 y
Well, what did you *think* happens at public school?
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- jacquesvol
  +1 y
  Why do you think about a public school?
BertMacklinFBI Master
+1 y
hmm.. where have i heard this from. lol
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- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Black Mirror? or are you talking about the question already made about this?
- BertMacklinFBI
  +1 y
  i particularly remember the name and the pig but i can't recall from where.
Doffydood Yoda
+1 y
Cameron probably didn't hold the door for Lord Ashcroft a few years ago. This is what you get, Dave.
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DoraLikesSugar Xper 7
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Good on him. At least he had a bit of fun in his college days.
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Anonymous
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It is just an allegation.

What is it about kids today? They believe everything they read online...
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- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Well, he's not denying it. even if it's not true I like taking the piss out of him
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  "He's not denying it." Famous people can't start denying every stupid rumour that appears online, because if they did, as soon as they remain silent on one issue, every brain dead moron would stand up and shout "See? He's not denying it! He MUST be a shape shifting blood drinking lizard from the 4th dimension." Yes, David Icke has accused David Cameron of being an alien. Cameron didn't deny that either. That doesn't mean he's an alien. If you're going to take the piss out of him, take the piss out of him over the things that matter. Like his laughable efforts to be one of the "common" people.
- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Its funny when he tries to be "common" but it's funnier to take the piss out of him for fucking pigs. He can't deny it because people will think he's lying, he can't acknowledge it because he'd be dignifying the allegations, he can't do nothing because people will fill his silence with memes. Just relax, let everyone have fun. Do you not want the posh cunt to look like a fool? It doesn't matter if he fucked a pig or not. The idea of it is funny and chips away at his credibility. Bask in his pig-fuckery.
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- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Sorry, no. Truth matters. I'd come down just as much on a muppet who claimed the Supermoon was a sign of the end times, as I would on a Tory-hater who claimed "And now, the "great leader of this country" has admitted to necrophilliac beastiality." when he as admitted no such thing. It's easy to dismiss idiotic rantings when a fact check shows you're full of shit. But if you mock the powerful with the TRUTH, then who the fuck can argue with you? You've got the truth on your side.
- chuppachup
  +1 y
  It's still funny to call him a pig fucker. I understand that arguing with facts on your side is better and more productive but it's hilarious that he can't do anything about these allegations except pretend they don't exist, which only makes it worse. Where's your funny bone? Do you not like seeing such a self-righteous prick get the publicity he deserves? He most likely never fucked a pig, and people with half a brain know that but it's still believable and he can't do anything about it. He just has to watch as he goes down in history as the prime minister who fucked a pig. I literally couldn't give a shit if he actually did these things. I just like seeing him be known as a pig fucker. You're such a stiff, geez. I've already got all these facts to argue with, if by some miracle I got into an argument with Cameron. But as a final word I can just say "You met Miss Piggy on Ashley Madison" and walk off stage as his blood boils and the audience laughs at him.
- chuppachup
  +1 y
  How can you "fact check" if he actually fucked a pig or not? I can safely assume you weren't at the same university as him.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  "How can you "fact check" if he actually fucked a pig or not? " Jesus, I actually made a point of quoting your lie to point out what would be fact checked. "And now, the "great leader of this country" has admitted to necrophilliac beastiality." when he as admitted no such thing. When you can't even keep your own lies straight, you know you're on shaky ground.
- chuppachup
  +1 y
  I've already accepted that I'm wrong for saying he actually fucked a pig without truly knowing the facts. (See here "He most likely never fucked a pig, and people with half a brain know that..") "It's easy to dismiss idiotic rantings when a fact check shows you're full of shit. " Now I'm asking you, how do you know the allegations are full of shit? How can you (as someone who has never even met Cameron) "fact check" this? Even if you somehow can, it doesn't matter. Like I've already said, it's funny to take the piss out of him whether or not it's true. There's no way anyone can know for sure, and that applies to you too. Why even treat him with any respect anyway? He's scum. -sigh- What is it with old people being so arrogant and grumpy on this website? I don't even know why I'm taking you seriously if you are anon.
Anonymous
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So that's necrophiliatic bestiality then eh?
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- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Aye. Is it not?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Necrophilia is sex with a dead organism, bestiality is sex with an animal. Bestiality is illegal but necrophilia, though, weird, is not
- chuppachup
  +1 y
  Seriously? Wow. That's like in America where there is no laws on cannibalism. Our justice system needs some work done lol.