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Any funny/embarassing "cum on girl" stories?

I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob yesterday in my bedroom. I heard the garage door opening right when he started cumming. He shot most of it in my mouth, but some landed right on top of my nose. We were frantically hurrying trying to get dressed. I ran downstairs thinking it was my parents. Fortunately, it was just my sister - but she was looking at me with squinty eyes - "whats on your face?" Damn - we laughed so hard. Thank god it wasn't my parents.

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  • dam one time I was with my girlfriend and she always used to give me handjobs after school at this lake, we would sit on the bench and whenever I was guna come I would tel her and we would stand up an go behing this garbage can, it was about up to my chest so nobody would be able to see. an as soon as I started cumming this old couple turned the corner an joged right passed us with her hand on my **** an everythin, they just looked and kept runnin. me and her couldn't stop laaughing, dam I was only like 13 at the time

What Guys Said 4

  • This post is going to be a little popular. Sadly, other than almost getting caught, I have no good stories.

  • Years ago my girlfriend and I were in a 69 position. Things were really hot and heavy. Almost the exact time we both were cumming the door came open, she popped up and I was launching ropes of goo in the air. He mom standing there in shock, she quickly closed the door. Girlfriend had it all over her face, chest and belly.
    Another time, this was the second time I ever had sex, different girlfriend. We were on her couch in her living room. Her kitchen had a 4'x4' opening above the sink looking right into the living room. We were under a blanket completely nude. She had her legs up on my shoulders. Next thing I know, the kitchen light comes on. Her dad is standing there with a glass of milk in his hand looking right at me. He says "hi (name), how are you?". I said "doing fine Mr"name" light went off and he went back to bed.

  • 13d

    Having sex with my ex, in missionary position. As I was cumning, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to fart. So in one motion, I slimed her down below, snorted her in the face and stank up the air. We laughed and laughed. I need a new girlfriend. She broke up with me. Lol.

  • 29d

    I was 18 at the time and met this girl at a party. It was obvious she was a total slut. We went back to the house she was staying at and she snuck me into her bedroom. I could hear her family watching TV in the other room so we had to be quiet. We have sex on the bed. It's pitch black in the room. I get close to cumming and I ask if she's on the pill and she says no. So I give her a few more pumps, then I pull out and stroke my dick until I'm completely done. She asks me to turn on the light for a minute, so I get up and find the switch. She had cum on her cheek, in her hair, on her tits, on the stuffed animals on her bed. It was a mess. She looked mortified. We used my t-shirt to clean her off as best we could. We laid there and quietly talked for a while then had sex again. The second time I just aimed it down on her stomach. Sadly I never saw her again after that night.

What Girls Said 6

  • In the morning after I was sleeping over at my friends, she was taking a shower and her twin brother came in and we started messing around. We were completely naked with me on top of him. Then another one of my friends walked into the room, just as I was having my orgasm and I lifted off of him and his kum shot down my friends bed in front of my other friend. She just stared at him kumming it was so funny, and he was so embarrassed.

  • lmmfao that's hillariousok this one night my boyfriend bent me over and made me grab the dresser, we didn't think ahead so when he pulled out he just came all over the floor.. freakin asshole.. but any way we turned on the light and he had came all over my freakin dog lmao it was horrible

  • uhm, a funny one for me is when I wore my sisters coat to walk my boy out to my car and we ended up fooling around. I got some on her sleeve and when I came in she needed it so she could leave... and she put it on said her sleeve was wet and then she sniffed it and asked, is it snowing out side?

  • Wait, so your sister realized you had come on your face? hehe that is pretty funny. Back in school I was hooking up with this guy at a party and ended up messing around with him in the bathroom, long story short he came in my mouth but apparently a bit of it was still on my chin, we went back to the party and one of my girlfriends saw and said, "How he did taste you skank? lol"I was very embarrassed.

  • This happened years ago at a party after my high school graduation. I snuck off into a bedroom with this guy I knew. It was just for a quickie, so I took off my pants but kept my top on. He did it from behind and at the end, pulled out and cums on my butt. It was dark and I didn't want to flip the light on. I was chubby back then and was embarrassed about him seeing me. So I reached back and wiped off the best I could in the dark, then pulled my pants back on and we went back out to the party. Immediately these guys start laughing. Turns out, the first couple of globs he shot landed on my back and were still clinging to the back of my top. I was completely mortified.

  • After a long night of partying with friends, my boyfriend and I retired to the bedroom. He picked me up and turned me over so I was on all fours. He said Baby I'm gonna come all ova that little ass! I was like okay!Well the next thing I knew I woke up and he was watching tv and I was laying there with my ass in the air! lol I must of gotten tired waiting for him to come cause I fell asleep! He never finished the job btw.

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