If you saw your mom fucking Santa Claus on Christmas morning what would you do?

[Roostah]

Your a 8 yr old kid and wake up to the sound of moaning. You walk down stairs and see your mom riding Santa Claus (aka Mark from the gym) Christmas pole. What would you do in a scenario like that?



Your dad is at work.

[Octavius]

He'd be on my shit list.

I only check it once...

[Mustachekitteh]

I'M TELLING DADDY!!!

[Homicidal_Queen]

cry and leave... even at this age

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahahaha Roostah for Asker Of the Year award.

[Yesits_GalaxyHotChoc]

Hope its my dad under there

[Red_Arrow]

Not unless his name is Mark and he works at the gym.

[Yesits_GalaxyHotChoc]

I thought that was jus a cliché. @Red_Arrow

[Sabretooth]

lean in on the door way.

[Anonymous]

I'd be like... he's probably my dad