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Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?

I've shared many opinions stating my disain for the phrase "eating a girl out". To me, it conjures up images of wild animals devouring a carcass.
Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than

Having been misinterpreted in a prior MyTake, I will NOT be asking anyone to elimante this phrase from their vocabulary. But can any of you help come up with a more pleasant sounding phrase for oral sex on a female human? Please?

What's up inside there to be "eaten OUT" anyway? Is the guy Hannibal Lecter, and he's going to pull her ueterus out with his teeth and savor it with some fava beans and a nice Khianti?

Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?

OR... is it more like a yeast infection yogurt parfait waiting to be despensed like soft serve ice cream?

Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?


Come on... we can do better can't we? Here's a few I came up with. Suggestions wanted.

Even the cave man-ish "eat a box lunch at the Y" sounds less gross to me than "eating a girl out". Seriously, Gross...

Best suggestions get MHO tomorrow.
Licking Pussy
Vote A
Kissing the Kitty
Vote B
French Kiss the Vulva
Vote C
Cunnilingus is not as bad as "Eating a girl out"
Vote D
Other warm and fuzzy cute phrase (please add)
Vote E
I'm a man that likes to eat his box lunch at the "Y"
Vote F
I'm a cave man/woman and will always say "eat a girl out"
Vote G
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Girl Guy
Updates:
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Crap. I forgot "Going Down On"... that one is gender universal :)
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cunnilingus is derived from the Neo-Latin words for the vulva (cunnus) and tongue (lingua). Additionally, there are numerous slang terms for cunnilingus, including drinking from the furry cup, carpet munching, and muff-diving. Several common slang terms used are giving lip, lip service, or tipping the velvet; the latter is an expression that novelist Sarah Waters argues that she "plucked from the relative obscurity of Victorian porn. But since most of us shave now,, not sure if these fit
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Most Helpful Girls

  • My Grandmother told me when she was a young lass in England that they called it a "French Kiss"!
    Something to do about young French girls not having sex with their boyfriends so they would give their guys oral, a "French Kiss", guess it works both ways. A guy can give his girl a French Kiss and a girl can give her guy a French Kiss!
    If you stop and think about it you really are kissing their penis or vagina/vulva, it sounds nicer, more romantic, more loving, less crude. My guy and I just say want a French Kiss? We know what the other is referring to! Most other people wouldn't have s clue. = }. A lot of the other names for the act of oral loving sound gross enough that they are kind of a turn off.

    • French kisses are tongue kisses, not intimate kisses. Surely you know it know by yourself.

  • I very much enjoy being licked and will use that word or some phrase as lick me baby, or he'll say, I want to lick you sweetie. We don't even need the word pussy or kitty or taco or box or bush or lips or Y etc. to request it. because I know he's not suggesting to lick my face or arm or leg... usually. Lol. Some of those other terms are as if I'm asking my lover to make me infertile. which, I'm not. Just a great orgasm please.

    • "A" great orgasm? Only one? ;-)

  • I don't like "going down" or "eating out" , but I don't think much else is better, other than cunnilingus. It's just a shame it's such a long word.

    • which is basically Latin for "vulva licking". :)

    • Mmm vulva licking that sounds so hot. Not. Lol.

    • @SarahsSummer LOL. Hey, I have no control over the origin of the word.

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  • Everyone where I live calls it head. That's it. One word.

    • not my fav but anything is better than the aforementioned carnivorous phrase.

    • I picture the head of a penis so I don't like that one much lol

    • @rebekahj391 yeah, I never understood head as a term for us girls. Always just thought of the dick "head"

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Most Helpful Guys

  • In the actual moment I wouldn't use this as it would kill the mood, but I have heard of 'Yodeling in the gulley' or 'munching carpet'. Again - not real sexy but kind of funny...
    I don't really call it anything - I just ENJOY IT, probably more than she does!

  • Licking the honey pot? LOL 😜

    • So many great and fun replies, and only a couple of douche bags! :) So THANKS to everyone that participated. It looks like some version of "kiss" or "lick" wins the day, with the guys leaning toward "lick" and the girls leaning toward "kiss" (maybe that should tell you guys something. ;) - Anyway, any version of either of those makes a helluva lot more sense than "eating out" - which makes none whatsoever. This answer wins male MHO based on up votes. But there were a LOT of great replies, and I learned a few new ones that I had never heard. Have a great weekend GaGers! :)

    • Thanks for the mho! I feel honored 😁

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • We call cunnilingus Colonel Angus, or “The Colonel” for short

    When Todd offers me The Colonel, he doesn’t mean a box of fried chicken , but yes I am finger licking good!

  • Muff diving :D

  • manger la chatte

    kissing your bald spot

    cutalingus

    dining in

    applying after-shave

    giving a face job

    lunch, as in, "I was just seeing what's for lunch."

    dessert, as in, "Is that my dessert?"

    pearl diving

    yummilingus

  • What about savoring the delicious delicacy of peach cobbler?

  • Vulval veneration
    Vaginal worship
    Give a sniffy-licky

    • No worshiping for me! Just pleasuring a woman.

  • I think my boyfriend and I say going down on the most. He says eating out a bit though. I don't mind.

  • I love to say AN AUSTRALIAN KISS, which is the same as a French kiss but down under, lol.

    • Thanks. :))

  • I think it is fine. Better than calling oral on a guy a blow job when there is no blowing going on. What does it matter what you call it as long as you are getting it?

  • Cave woman here. Me like eat out.
    Sorry Homo sapiens sapiens :(

    • Lol ok 👌👌

  • Dining at the Y

  • Australian kissing (cause it's down under) ;;D

  • how about;

    post sniff test enthusiastic oral activity?

  • My candidate for a suitable replacement is. . . lickety split!

    • Wahaha... SIS... But hilarious!!!

  • how about
    oral sex
    going down town

  • Kissing the Kitty and

  • i always say going down on her and giving head for a guy and oral sex for both! yay lol

  • I generally try and use 'go down on' but unfortunately, nothing sounds good :P

    • i prefer "going down" as well ;)

  • Who dug up this question, or is Cheergirl... back from a long sabatical?

    • I mean "whom".

  • Licking the flower
    Gloss the flower

  • Tickling the kitty! (￣▽￣) ง

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