Beef curtains? Interesting, pleasurable, or totally gross?

Question

Ya know, big dumbo ears, roast beef flaps, meat curtains, wings, blubber-lips, ... I'm sure you've heard it all - but I was curious what guys think about rather large beef curtains? The kind you have to move aside to access a girls gash. 
I am under the impression guys like tight little boxes with no side labia like they feature in porn, but in reality a lot of chicks have scrotum-like side skin, of various proportion, dangling there sometimes even over flapping the vagina (like I do) & wanted to know if guys like to lick & caress the squiggly wrinkled beef curtains or are they something they'd rather not see it deal with?

gray_sailor · Accepted Answer

Your understanding of porn is, putting this delicately, narrow.

I would like to point to what is known as rule 34 of the Internet (from Wikipedia):

"If it exists, there is porn of it -- no exceptions."

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(Internet_meme)

In that context, not only do some guys like "beef curtains", for some, it rises to the level of a fetish.

Beyond that, there are porn stars/nude models who present this feature as the one feature that differentiates them from other women.
Their selling point, to put it bluntly.

So to recap:
- some guys really, really like large labia
- some women with large labia are really proud of them

My suggestion to you, follow these examples:
- be proud of what you've got
- only give your attention to a man who finds you marvelous AS YOU ARE.

p. s. if you are curious, you might perform a Google image search on these names (safe search off, of course -- definitely NSFW):

"Dominika Chybova black box"
"Chloe Lovett"

broadsword · Accepted Answer

It's a personal preference of mine just think they show a woman's arousal of more when they flower open and listen. I like how they feel on the penis and tongue. The other thing that's very erotic is how they move and glide around your penis.
What tops it even more for me is a large clit too.

greatwallofvagina.co.uk/great-wall-vagina-panels

Her is a beautiful bit of art that show 400 normal vaginas of normal women.

Ghosted · Accepted Answer

mainly young and immature inexperienced or mean guys *SAY* its gross tho im sure many wouldn't mind in real life. idonno where the whole shaming started and how it blew up to such a normal thing to mock and make girls feel abnormal or that theyre less. there's nothing wrong with it. looks like an orchid flower to me which i think is realy cool

BuchitaBuchys · Accepted Answer

Guys who love oral seem to prefer it. Which sucks for me because I prefer oral and I'm not built like the oral-loving-guy's preference.

I don't think guys care too much though, pussy us pussy. If getting sex is really that hard for them, would they really turn down a woman for that? I sure hope not lol

pdxgirl · Accepted Answer

I never knew beef curtains were a thing until high school because I don't have them and my health books never illustrated people like that. So to me they seem awkward and weird. But to each their own lol

DarkHumorRUs · Answer

Only girls care about this shit.

NJ_Casanova · Answer

First of most girls have some lip... and you might think they are long when there actually average size (just like guys penis's but reversed) As for if they are long... one of my favorite/Hottest pornstars had long lips. A guy's sex drive is sl high that it wouldn't even matter is he has you naked.

AleDeEurope · Answer

I prefer no beef curtains to be honest. I'm not gonna reject a pussy if it has them, but I haven't eaten one like that yet, or at least not one with very big ones, so I don't know how I'd do with it :/

TadCurious · Answer

The kind of vulvas you're describing are actually my favorite. I think they're more interesting and erotic looking. I just don't like the negative names for them, 'cause they don't allow for the fact that "outie" vulvas are perfectly normal and common.

AidenBlue · Answer

Never met a vagina I didn't enjoy. The variety makes it interesting. Hold it open for me. That's hot!

bluenose1872 · Answer

Pussys pussy. Most guys are just happy having a women in front of them with her legs open. I know I do

RedThread · Answer

I don't think guys care as much as women think.

TheHooptyMiata · Answer

Fucked a chick with huge-ass labia once. Enjoyable to suck on.

CaliSoccerFella · Answer

i love pussy lips! sucking on them is my favorite lol

Chadster · Answer

There's nothing more exciting than a messy pussy. I love to suck those beef flaps into my mouth and run my tongue over them, sucking and licking them which pulls on the clit hood and makes it slide back and forth on the clit, stimulating it.

Trotters · Answer

I've never been with a girl like that, but id like to experience it

ArtDent · Answer

In a word? Yummy.

Jared____ · Answer

Gross

coolbreeze2 · Answer

visually never really liked pussy, much prefer a guy..

bondobilly · Answer

Porn is screwing up women's self image more and more. I really don't care, more to lick and suck on

Out4Fun · Answer

Personally i like labia of all sizes, with bigger ones there's just more to enjoy, if im going down on a woman im not going to be put off if she has bigger labia, just take more time to enjoy them!