What's the strangest thing you've used in masterbating?

[Anything_tried]

Mm basically as the title says. I know a girl who uses a chair leg to fuck and cum.

[wegetalittletipsy]

Damn this is embarrasing but ok:

Mastubrated to:
-Recording of someone speaking in a sexy way (I was a really horny 14 year old OK?)

Mastubrated with:
-Attempted to use a bannana skin as a makeshift vagina but it didn't work and I'm never doing it again lol

[Adekae]

Hahahaha xD

[ksoma]

I commented on too many female replies. i think i'm overexposing my hand that girls masturbating is a big turn on to me lol.

Just my hand. I'm sure creative guys could figure out something more, but i never saw the need to.

[Adekae]

Oh god. A toothbrush, a hairbrush handle, a carrot, anything in that shape really. I also rub against the sofa or the edge of a counter (that feels REALLY good).

Do guys find this weird?

[ksoma]

no, i think we are somewhere in between expecting it and liking it. and hearing conformation is a big turn on to our inner teenaged perv we never completely grow out of.

[Red_Arrow]

@ksoma - The only problem might arise if you revealed that the salad you fed us had that carrot in it.

[Adekae]

@Red_Arrow ahahah nah, I eat the food afterwards ;)

[ksoma]

that's a turn on

[Adekae]

@ksoma haha. good to know. ;)

[WhatAreYouReading]

I don't know I just use the floor or bed. I hump and grind... I don't put anything up there.

[madiangel]

my phone :)

[Crazy123400000]

That is awesome

[ksoma]

I'm... not sure how that would work.

[madiangel]

@ksoma you dont know how i used it

[ksoma]

that is very true.

[LovelyComputerVirus]

A condom filled with water

[ksoma]

I've heard of that before, but it sounds like it wouldn't be firm enough. that's one thing about guys, is, no matter how much we KNOW about female masturbation, we can't really imagine what it feels like

[ConsultantIsBack]

My feet dude, get all 4 limbs into it! hahahaha
totally jk by the way

[Helmay]

I mean cucumbers are classed as weird right and I've also used the heel of my shoes quite a few times

[theguyisback]

Cucumber is fucking hot! Was it big?

[Crazy123400000]

Cucumber is hot but heel of shoe is even hoter

[ksoma]

i never liked the idea of shoe heel. always worried about dirt. i guess that is true for all things girls masturbate with, though, which is why they either say "do not use other things!" or "if you use it, make sure it is clean!"

[Helmay]

@ksoma I always make sure it's clean

[Ellelinx]

I've used cucumber

[theguyisback]

Was it a very big one?

[Ellelinx]

@theguyisback quite big

[theguyisback]

Fuck... HOT!

[Ellelinx]

@theguyisback loll

[Maxma09]

old mascara xD

[Anonymous]

I don't put anything up there but I grind on just about anything til I orgasm

[Anonymous]

I used a cucumber is that strange enough.

[Anonymous]

Ginger.

[Anonymous]

Hmm hand, pillow, fur coat, fleshlight, girls panties, zip lock bag filled with warm jelly, etc lol

[Anonymous]

Banana or cucumber. I tried the holder of a brush... nope not comfortable.

[Anonymous]

A couple times, I've put a hairbrush handle up my ass in the shower while fapping

[Anonymous]

A sharpie or hair brush handle.

[Crazy123400000]

Mm sexy

[Anonymous]

PlayStation controller.

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend's hand. 😅

[Anonymous]

The neutrogena wave.
Didn't buy it to use as a facial thing. lmao

[CaliSoccerFella]

Ha-ha something was on tour mind when you were shopping ;)