Guys, COULD you suck your own dick?

[Anonymous]

Im not asking WOULD. Because I know most of you would say no. Im asking COULD. Do you think if you tried, you could do it? Or are you not flexible enough? lmao!

[obiwansmistress]

One time when my husband and I were hanging out with some friends we somehow started making jokes on the subject, and one of our friends said he can. He said he doesn't, but he just wanted to see if he could reach and he can. Of course we ended up asking "is it cause you're really big, or flexible?" He answered flexible.

[CaliSoccerFella]

haha impressive

[SolitaireBond]

Surely they would have to be double/triple jointed.. Or a contortionist! lol

[abundantlyrich]

Tall guys who have a long large dick would be able to do that.

[BlueCoyote]

I used to be able to do it until I was about 18 but after that I gained some weight and I can clearly tell that I'm not as flexible anymore as I used to be. These days I'm already glad if I can touch my toes with my fingers when my legs are stretched.

[Aizou]

I've been practicing sports, one or another for my entire life
I'm pretty flexible, but that is one thing I haven't tried.. (yet?)

I know my brother can, though.. don't ask me how I know that.. ^.~

[WhiteSteve]

Wouldn't work. I stretch at the gym before cardio, and when I stretch my hamstrings I can put my nose between my knees, so I'm flexible, but I don't think could bend in the way I'd need to get my face higher up. It's probably for the best, haha. Sometimes I'm bobbing my head to my music while I'm stretching and I catch myself like "whoa, that probably looks bad."😂😂😂

[ksoma]

I was very flexible as a child. i did nothing with it, and it kind of went away.
i might have been able to, if i were so inclined, once. but not today, and i wouldn't want to anyways

[NJ_Casanova]

I'm not that flexible, even with my length I can't.

[Answerdude]

I've done it when I was younger and skinnier. My dick was long enough that I get about half of it in my mouth, but doubling over like that was uncomfortable and strenuous. I haven't tried in a long time because of all the special friends I've had who would gladly do it for me, and take it all in.

[tupperware]

Hm. Well, I don't know. Let me check. Laying on their back... legs over head. Got it.

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OMG GUYS I GOTTA GO BBL

[sawno]

Nope, can't by far reach that far.
Unless your really large down there, very bendy or simply missing a rib there is no way its going to happen.

[oldanddecrepid]

I am flexible... but not that flexible. I can only stretch my legs over my head.

[Anpu23]

I'm not flexible enough. I have a malformed disk in my lower back, and I just don't have that motion (forward bend) 38 years of martial arts, and 32 of Yoga I know my limits.

[xslope]

Haven't tried but pretty sure I couldn't either. Not that flexible. Also.. your porn preferences are pretty weird haha.

[genericname85]

Lol not a chance. I'm not that flexible.

[AWiserFool]

Sounds like everyone has tried, but if guys could do this, society would crumble and nothing would ever get done

[TheBraveLion]

Probably if I tried, I would do do it. Nohomo

[CaliSoccerFella]

I am not that flexible
though I'm 7 inches.. and all
Nor do I have a curiosity to try it either

[DBAOracle]

Nah, I don't think I'm that flexible even if I tried.

[chrisbigman]

No, not really. Most guys, especially older guys cannot suck our own dicks (not that I would want to, nor would I want my woman to suck it either). Our bodies are not flexible enough. In fact, I'm not sure if any male human could suck their own dick.

[BrownBoyBrownies]

Nope but cut me in half I could

[zagor]

No, but I had a roomie who could touch his head to his knees so he probably could have.

[Yumix]

I'm about as flexible as a bucket-wheel excavator. I'd die trying to do that

[Eastur]

Firstly, it is unacceptable for me. Secondly, I do not have the flexibility of yoga.

[abc--123]

Can I? No. Would I? Yes