Are you a starfish in bed?

Arms and legs spread, Just lying there taking it...

Are you a starfish in bed?

... Not doing a DAMN thing in return

Would you continue dating someone who turned out to be a starfish in bed?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I had a girlfriend like that once, except that she had amazing control of her vaginal muscles and she would undulate them and massage my penis with her vagina almost like it was a soft, wet hand. Believe me, that made up for her lack of animation otherwise.

    • 😂😂😂😂👌🏽

  • lol a starfish. Bet they'd jump up after all like " meh, it was alright :I " xD

    • Hahaha

    • If she gonna be a starfish she better be as thick as Patrick lol nah

Most Helpful Girls

  • wait, I've heard of women just lying there, but they actually keep their arms open? I always figured they at least hold the guy in their arms, caressing him the whole time.. they sounds extra awkward

    • Its a joke lol! But guys can be starfish too #AkaSelfishBastards

    • ah. honestly, I think once in awhile when one of you is tired but still horny being a little lazy isn't a big deal. as long as it isn't every time

  • No, only when I have the bed to myself. I don't think it's fair on your partner if you just lie on your back and let them do all of the work. That's just being bone idle.

  • I wouldn't honestly, at least not if sex was a big part of the relationship.

    • Ever been one?

  • Only if im tied down...

    • Lol no choice then haha

    • Thanks for MH :)

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • No i would dump her immediatly. I would be like, are you serious right now? If so i am out goodbye you can go pleasure yourself then.

    • 😂😂😂😂

  • On a consistent basis, hell no.
    On a once in a while basis, sure. Like if she's all "baby just give it to me" and lies back and let's me use and abuse her, damn that's the starfish I'm talking about!

    • Haha you made it sexy minus the "abuse"

  • Lol 😅 No, I'm not a starfish in bed 😛 Not even close haha 😜

  • Sometimes I play that game: no movements, no noise

  • I wouldn't want a starfish lol, I'd rather her be active or least doing stuff anything really, it would make it kind of awkward for her to just lay there, un-moving...

  • No lol

  • Patrick Star officially ruined for me.

    • 😂😂😂😂

  • I don't let them starfish. If a woman starfishes and you do nothing about it, you suck at smashing vag

    • Preach

  • no i'm a super affectionate clam

    • Oh so you just lie there with your mouth open?

    • lol no i'm very vocal and active like kissing his neck and chest, touching his hair, clawing his back, caressing his hips and sometimes pushing his lower back down

    • Clams dont do that haha

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  • I roll around in perpetual discomfort.

  • nahhhh

    • Mmhmm

  • I'll teach her to be a bit more active

    • Lol sounds hot

  • Nope I would not. Sorry, Patrick

    • I meant have you ever just laid there and let your girl do all the work?

    • Lol didn't notice my age?

    • Dude thats the age half the world has lost there's, but keep holding out man! Good for you 👌🏽

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  • I love tea to the brim, and I need to and in bed it was up to the brim. That's all in life was to the fullest! Here it is. I do not just check - https://firecams.com/ . Try it and you will definitely like it)

  • Yes, I am a complete starfish. I let my girlfriend do all the work and she doesn't mind at all :P

  • I have never had bad sex, but some is better than the rest.

  • I probably wouldn't continue dating someone like that if sex was important to us. That being said, the only girl I've ever slept with always kisses me, writhes around, grabs my back/arms, and wraps her legs around me.

  • Well not really my arms as i like to touch him but i do try push against him or just go on top.. kinda hard when a guys on top

    • So you're no starfish then lol. You actually move around rather than laying there stiff

  • Nope, I'm actually always on top ;)

  • Yes, I am a complete starfish. I let my boyfriend do all the work and he doesn't mind at all

    • Hahaha some people like it