I like to have sex with my girlfriend but I don't eat her out because her pussy is ugly. what should I do?

[Anonymous]

How do I tell her that I dont want to eat her out because her pussy is ugly as fuck without hurting her feelings? It doesn't look clean and pink like the girls in porn. The sex is fine but I don't want to put my mouth on it because it just looks like a mess. It's got a little hair on it and it's dark and hangs like roast beef. My dick isn't as big as porn star dick but at least it looks fine. Her butthole looks gross too. Instead of being pink it's brown. So I definitely won't be eating her ass either.

[KnoxtheFox]

All women have different looking genitals. Just like no one has the same looking body or face. Picturesque women in porn literally have to keep up the look of their genitals because it is their job to be as "perfect" looking down there as possible. Women can receive surgery to remove skin, bleach their parts and hell... even use makeup. So... most of the time, their goods once looked just as natural as your girlfriend's.

NEVER under ANY circumstance tell her her vagina is "ugly" unless you want her to feel terrible about her lady part. Your opinion will not result in her altering the look of her vagina just to please you. It will either make her hate you, feel extremely hurt, or feel horrible about herself. If you can't appreciate her in every form, you shouldn't be with her. Her kitty and booty may be another dude's delicacy.

All in all, don't be foolish. Your opinion about her body is absolutely not in any way ever important (unless it's a noticeable problem like oder). Do her a favor man and let her find someone who will worship her lovely lady parts the way she deserves.

[lilalilalila]

Okey i understood what do you wanna say.

First, i ask you something:

Does your girlfriend want that you eat her out? If you dont eat, will she be sad?
If she doesn't sad, you dont have to do oral sex. In addition to this, You can tell her that i can't do oral sex to vagina (pls dont say "your vagina", she can break up), because i wanna feel comfort and happy when we make love, but İF i do this i can't be happy. This situation isn't about You my dear, pls dont feel sad, its only about me and my habits.

And you can tell her that she should make clean her asshole, without grass.

But i wanna say You last thing:

To be black, Pink or Dark are not our choices. These are results of God's creating/nature/evoulation whatever you say. Maybe İF she had choice possibility she were choose Pink one. The best important thing is Love. Lovers can make every sacrifice for their Love.

[Ghosted]

if u are gonna base the pleasure u give to ur GIRLFRIEND (not casual sex but the girl in ur relationship) based on how her parts look, u should really do some reflecting and learn to either appreciate her or better yet, do her a favor/save her heartbreak and break up and date someone else (unless she's already broken up with u after ur comments which its entirely possible). she deserves someone who appreciates all of her and can look past even "perceived flaws," which by the way nothing wrong with dark or long labia. its normal and extremely common. what a rude thing to say to someone about their intimate parts.

i think it would also do u good to stop relying on porn so much. its not reality. butt it can be ur reality if u wanna date a pornstar. thats an option too

[Esplorare]

Do her a favor and leave her to enjoy the company of a man who is on a far higher level mentally than you can ever reach.

[Asker]

durrrrr is more helpful than you.

[Esplorare]

@Asker That's so blatantly obvious if you look at our MHO percentages. -_-

[DeadShot619]

U should do her the biggest favor u can, leave her. Or eat her out regardless. Normal asses are always brown instead of pink. They're pink because porn stars bleach their ass holes. And every pussy is unique and beautiful in its own way. Doesn't matter if it's roast beef or pink salmon or whatever. A pussy is a pussy and ur lucky to have any!

Oh and how to tell her that her pussy is ugly? F**k man u must have a really low level of brain activity to even think it's possible to tell a woman her pussy is ugly without hurting her feelings. C'mon man grow up. Be a man.

Eat it or leave it

The choice us yours

[DeadShot619]

Thanks for MHGuy! How did I manage that? Lol I thought I was being rather rude

[akanetuk]

The truth is in your heart, do not let anyone deceive you. And stop watching porn because it causes addiction.

[Cmasterson]

You do know that most porn stars use bleaching agents to make the "brown" go away, grow up if you can't do it, and don't want to solely because it "looks ugly" then she shouldn't even be sleeping with you. I'm so glad there aren't many men like you.

[Cmasterson]

I hope you don't expect oral from her.

[Asker]

Why? Eating pussy and sucking dick are totally different. I'd compare sucking on her boobs to sucking dick.

[Ghosted]

but u dont pee from boobs lol

[nattybrahdeven]

i dont get it. WHY can't YOU USE BLEACHING AGENTS TOO

[AustinMan]

Close your eyes and dive in.

[ForReals23]

Porn creates unrealistic ideas about what real everyday women look like... just getting that out of my system. Now, just because you dont preform oral sex on your girlfriend it isn't a crime. BUT you shouldn't expect for her to do it for you then. Reciprocation is important. Maybe she thinks your dick is ugly but just bore with it because she didn't what to hurt your feelings. ANYWAY, oral sex is not an actual requirement for having sex so in the end it still just between the two of you.

[Zeke1964]

Oral sex is critical to having sex. It is a time to bond, tease, play, foreplay. An hour of slow clit licking while tickling her erogenous zones with a light touch, while she licks all around my Cock's head teasing me, is the perfect start to every sexual encounter. Tickling each other unmercifully after we both CUM is a wonderful post oral sex game to play - seeing who can take it the longest... Then, rolling around to cuddle and make out. letting our CUM commingle in our mouths, as we build up to an all night, six cream pie, love fest... Lady, I feel sorry for you. You obviously haven't been doing it right... Try harder...

[nicole_SOA]

Hunny hate to break it to you but a lot of girls in the porn industry have had surgery to make there pussys look better. Trimming the "roast beef" as you called it. Not a lot of girls vaginas look like the porn stars.

[Thisisme01]

If you loved her you wouldn't have said everything you just did... but anyways porn is fake and if that's what you're expecting you're gonna be waiting around for a long time. Everyone is naturally darker down there and its something she can't help. If she tanned or darker skinned she definitely be darker and not pink like pornstars

[NJ_Casanova]

If you like the sex... you got to do what you got to do...
Close your eyes
turn off the lights
do it under the covers

[Dulcedulcexoxo]

This is why porn is bad. you can't distinguish between fantasy and real life. Honey you do know they bleach and have work done on those parts in porn.

[dominiquois]

Its called bumping uglies for a reason

[Joc4Position]

Just tell her you don't like the appearance of genitals.

[Ghosted]

why?

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted Because it's a logical answer. Many people don't like the appearance of genitals.

[Ghosted]

do u think a relationship where one partner finds another partners sex parts disgusting and unlike porn can last/ is even worth it? esp when it clearly affects the sexual experience.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted Oh I didn't notice that he mentioned porn. That's flawed logic in my view. Most female pornstars have worn out looking vaginas. Though again genitals in general aren't attractive to some people regardless, and that's why again the excuse I gave would work. Also, I don't think anybody is perfect. No matter who your partner is there are going to be things about them that you don't like. Be it personality, something on their body, something they wear, etc. If it hinders the sexual experience to the point where the relationship is unhealthy is really dependent on each couple.

[Ghosted]

o well i have a "worn out" looking labia as a 100% virgin and its been like tht since puberty. its not like we have a choice in how we look. pornstars genitals are either natural or cut off/bleached. but yeh i think comparing an SO to models or pornstars is a concerning level of superficial. a partner doesn't have to find the pimple on ur face attractive but looking past perceived flaws i would say is essential to a good relationship. fyi i don think that excuse would fly for most girls. i know id be completely crushed if a boyfriend or husband said that to me and clearly thought how i look should dictate how im treated. kinda fucked up in my opinion

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted No I mean seriously. In most cases the vagina doesn't change after adulthood unless the woman gets old, has a bunch of kids, or has sex with a bunch of big dick guys all the time. The ladder may be why some pornstars have vaginas the way they do. Yes you're right about the labia lips that are outside the vulva being cut out. Pornstars do get that along with bleaching. Well I mean again everybody has their own tolerances. Some people can't tolerate pimples. Others can look past it. I'm not that fond of genitals, but that doesn't mean I'm not still attracted to women, and it doesn't mean I won't still have sex.

[Ghosted]

yeha except big dicks dont change labia unless uve seen dick fat as a babys head lol ask any doctor. it just seems strange to me that private parts matter so much. pimples, i get it cuz u can see that on a person when u meet em and not bother trying to get to know thehm if u dont want! even racial preference. u can see and decide before a bond is made. but genitals/nipples? really? after attraction already is there. damn. I don't know. im seriously just glad i dont bother with western men. eastern men are just so much nicer and more loyal too.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted It changes elastic like principles of the vagina. Ehh I'm not fond of racial preferences. Well I mean it's understandable because that's it. You CAN'T see things like nipples, so you don't know how you'd feel about it if you haven't seen it. Thanks for the generalization? I wouldn't bank on such statement, but hey be you I guess.

[Ghosted]

tbh i just see racial preference as the same as having preference over other features a person can't control. why treat it separate? i dont prefer based on race anyways but culture matters to me yeh. so if a different race was somehow into pakistani culture for whatever reason, thats cool by me too. and if people dont like pakistanis for being too strict, ok fine lol. understandable. and yep its a generalisation and not everyone falls under it. i will own that. just my experience tho. i dont feel secure in being and looking like myself around especilaly white guys but thts not the case around pretty mmuch every other race. well isn't getting to know a person and developing feelings for them kinda like beer goggles by the time sex happens for the first time?

[Ghosted]

labia skin is like the skin of the lips on our face. would a big dick make those lips get bigger too on pornstars?

[Asker]

@Ghosted women love big dicks.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted I'm not going to make this conversation about that. I don't understand your beer googles question. Like I said everybody has tolerances. Some flaws I can tolerate other people can't. For example a girl with a gap in the middle of her teeth I can tolerate. Meanwhile other guys may not. Other guys may want a girl with perfect teeth. I wasn't talking about labia lips though. The mouth is not the same as a vagina. If a mouth is stretched enough it could lose elasticity too, but I imagine the mouth has stronger elasticity and is obviously wider.

[Ghosted]

beer goggles as in u see things as more attractive than they may objectively be. a gap in a girls teeth u can see when u speak with a girl. im not talking about those things cuz u can avoid that after saying hello to a girl. im talking about sex in a budding relationship. one where a connection is made before intimacy happens. when u like a person, they become more attractive to u. ur "tolerances" are way better. but maybe not everyone thinks like me. I don't know. yeh I don't know what to tell u other than every obstetrician and gynecologist i have talked to on my rotation would disagree with u.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted Apparently they lied about their degrees then? Because the mouth is NOT the same as a vagina. That's common sense.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted Or perhaps you presume they would agree with you.

[Ghosted]

the mouth thing i was wondering myself, doctors never said anything about that.

[Joc4Position]

@Ghosted Oh lol.

[meatballs21]

Stop being a pussy and eat that pussy!

[paulfalcon]

slap. slap bro hahaa

[orphan]

troll

[Asker]

No troll here

[Joc4Position]

That doesn't mean he's a troll.

[Yanoa_Yanza]

Porn... is fake... Don't compare it. But don't expect oral from her either though, it's only fair

[durrrrr]

i've been there, just tell her you don't eat pussy nor ass because of the bacteria and you got "rules" and not eating pussy is one of them. it is a fact that the pussy holds much more bacteria than for example; the dick.

[Asker]

Pussy really has more bacteria than dick?

[durrrrr]

yeah dude, it varies from girl to girl but i heard on a documentary that the average pussy holds more bacteria than a public library keyboard :/ i dont mind though as long as the pussy is pretty

[Esplorare]

False. That's demeaning and highly unknowledgable @durrrr The amount of bacteria one has on their genital is not dependent solely on which genital they happen to possess. There are plenty of unhygienic, STD having guys who possess more bacteria on their d*ck than the average vagina especially if they consistently sleep with random and/or multiple partners.

[PhoenixItalian]

@Esplorare the fact that there are exceptions does not mean that the vagina is not in general holding leads bacteria than the surface of the dick. Perhaps a basic biology class or researching the types of environments that bacteria thrive in would do you some good. Unless you don't care and just want to defend your preconceived notions which hold no scientific value

[PhoenixItalian]

Holding more*

[Esplorare]

@PheonixItalian I understand basic biology just fine, sweetie without your intellectually arrogant ass egotistically assuming that I need to defend my ideas to you which I do not. Listen honey, I don't know or give a fuck who you think you are but I don't owe you a defense or explanation for what I say just because you'd like to sit your 24 year old ass online and look for people who provide scientific value as if we're pupils and you're a professor whom we desperately want an A from.

[Ghosted]

lol bro, u WANT the normal bacteria there in the vag. it keeps the vagina environment right to prevent the smells and discharge caused by other infections (which u can also get!) . the female body is the way it is for a reason and humanity depends on it.

[durrrrr]

@Ghosted sorry for my ignorance i was just recalling what i've heard. it still doesn't change the fact that a vagina tastes worse than a penis, the reasonal explanation would be bacteria or some kind of urine residues?

[Ghosted]

out of curiosity, have u tasted both? u sound so sure of urself. also, the clitoris is the focus of oral sex not the vagina. the clitoris does not have pee coming out of it tho a penile urethra has everything come out of it. its silly to use "dirtiness" as an excuse differentiating the oral sex. a person's personal hygiene and health matters most.

[Ghosted]

its ok i dont mind helping u understand. i am a medical student :-)

[Gourdman]

Ask her to get waxed. Turn the lights off and dive in. It may be the most delicious pussy you've ever tasted.

[Zeke1964]

Son, you have a lot of hang ups about what it looks like - and if it is living up to your porn models airbrushed expectations or not... So what? It is a living pussy in your bed, willing to let you touch it. Quit your complaining child and eat that cunt to make your bitch happy...

Stop looking at the shade of pink and start looking at the thick swollen pubic mound, the swollen lips, the glistening wet pussy juice dripping out, look of desire and longing in her eyes - because for some reason you turn this lady on enough to make her drop her panties for you.

Besides, your not sticking your tongue deep up her vaginal canal. That's not how you eat pussy, son. That would be like a girl giving you a blow job by sucking only on your balls. At the top of the folds of her labia, where they converge into a little button: the Clit. If you simply spent an hour slow licking and teasing her clit - she will forgive you of all of your other selfish sins...

And if she isn't fresh. Do what I do: I made a hard and fast rule that if she wants an hour long clit licking, she comes to bed Freshly Showered, recently shaved, and completely naked... No exceptions... Women are sensitive about their body scents, and if you make that rule - she'll understand your meaning without hurting her feelings.

[Anonymous]

Lol. You don't deserve her. Not every girl has a porn star pussy. Porn covers up their flaws and creates these images in your head on how girls are supposed to look, news flash buddy, it's Slim chances that you'll get with a girl with a perfect pussy so you might as well love what you have while you have it. I know most guys would probably love to be eating her up right now. Lol. How long have you two been together?

[Anonymous]

Go gay. No more ugly pussy. Problem solved!

[Anonymous]

Stop being a jerk and eat that ass n pussy.

[Anonymous]

Man up and go in there!!!