What would you do if you saw a BLACK MAN like this in public?

You are eating in a food court when you notice a black man on his phone (look closely).
What would you do if you saw a BLACK MAN like this in public ?
What would you do?

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  • Dem ankle bracelets. Someone is on housearrest.

    Quick google image search before you guys and girls get your panties wet: "This guy was a repeat sex offender that would show up in different places around our university doing this same thing. Pretty disgusting, but after a few months somebody finally called campus police and they pulled some ninja shit to get him thrown back in jail for violating the terms of his parole."

    "From a campus newsletter:

    "Location: Starbucks next to Einstein Bros Comment: "There is a black male, into his 40-50's, who wears gray shorts and usually dark shirt. He sits across women who sit around him and he faces them. But here's the thing, you can see the outline and shape of his genitals really really much! Like anyone who is to look around would see it. He positions himself and targets girls. This one time he sat across this female, and soon as she saw him, she changed her seat. People who walk in and out of Starbucks see him and they just look around in disgust. Nobody says anything to him. People just avoid him and try to not have any eye contact. This male is almost always on his phone with his hand on his forehead and peeks through his fingers when people come in or when someone is sitting across from him. He has been making me and my friends really uncomfortable. You can see everything in his privates".

    Source: www.reddit.com/.../

    Same thing here meaning it was clearly staged: https://i.imgur.com/foa8hxB.jpg

    • LOL HOLY SHIT

  • So Fake LOL, just a prosthetic/Penis sleeve, just like every porn video with guys that size.

    A. it wouldn't hang if it was hard.
    B. If he was flaccid, it would be the size of his leg erect.

    If he was really that size he would be in porn or at least a celebrity liek the record holder Mr. Jonah Falcon @ 13.5" erect.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

    • No, offense; but your arguments are just scientifically incorrect. They really show a lack of knowledge and understanding of the variety found naturally with the male anatomy. A) Not all healthy erections stand up or point out outward. B) Not all men change size when going from flaccid to erect. Some men maintain largely the same length at all times. They simple go from "soft" to "hard". Also, Jonah Falcon is an unverified fraud.

Most Helpful Girls

  • 😢😑This... this look's painful... AF! Bitches will die just with his tip, he probably has super sperm and when he cum's the braud goes flying into the air and lands in Dubai😂 @toad-1 be a doll and add a white chicks wheelchair gig or mene for me will UA?

    • lands in dubai hahahaha

    • @chintita lmao free trip, but the transportation is a MF😂

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  • That is obviously fake. He's obviously fishing for reactions. I'm just crazy enough to sit down at his table and ask him to pull it out. Show me yours and I'll show you mine! Lol

  • "Sir, I couldn't help notice your penis. But I've got to know, is it real? I touch it will grow bigger can I take a picture?"

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  • Damn!
    :-O

    I'd be dumbfounded

  • OMG! Twenty years ago I would have sat down opposite him and asked him for his number.

  • Laugh!!

  • The same thing the person that took the photo did. Sneak a pic with my phone and post in on social media LOL. 🙋

  • trick of the light probably. i hope.

  • omg haha i wouldn't notice because i dont stare at crotches

  • Is it bad that I didn't even notice the boner until I read the comments? I was thinking "what's wrong with the picture, it's just a guy on his phone?"

  • I'd probably freak the f--- out in my head and really obviously stare if I'm 100% honest

  • He looks sad like he can't get a signal, however, with an antenna like that he should have a wicked reception! Just proves size doesn't matter :-D

  • Nothing, it is very rare for anybody to have a penis that big, but possible, probably a world record. Or he could have posed with a big sausage down his pants.

  • I'd assume it was Tyrone and I'd get out of there quick before he tries to fuck my wife long-dick style.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ9W7yh_4DA
    • LMAO most of the black people, be it girl or guy defended themselves but the white people and Asians were intimidated by tyrone..

  • Snapchat it and circle his penis area. And continue eating

  • That is eye watering but possibly fake.
    I thought the whole black guys have bigger dicks thing was a myth.

    • That's because it is.

    • It is partially a myth. Blacks do potentially have bigger dicks, but we are talking in the realms of less than an inch on average. And since most African countries aren't exactly developed, there is a decent chance that there are mistakes in measurements.

    • An inch is quite a lot when it comes to a dick, lol.

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  • I'd sit somewhere else.

  • He probably had a drug test and didn't want to get busted for smoking weed.

  • I'd be very suspicious.

  • I would say that elephant man exist so ! xD

  • And here i am feeling concerned as to why he looks so distressed on the phone and... HOLY HECK WHAT THE F IS THAT?

  • That will be a scene that we will giggle about for months to come

  • Dam it i thought i had a big balogna pony
    I would hope i wasn't with a girl i was trying to date 😂

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