Would you get your child this anti-masturbation device?

Would you get your child this anti-masturbation device?


Yes, masturbation is wrong and my child is a pervert.
Vote A
No, masturbation is healthy and this is child abuse.
Vote B
OP is a creep and is getting off to our responses.
Vote C
OP is not a creep and I love him <3 <3 <3
Vote D
This question didn't need 5 choices, this poll sucks.
Vote E
Really... 6?
Vote F
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Most Helpful Guys

  • This is a joke right? That thing isn't real. Anyone who purchases this should have their custody rights revoked.
    This thing looks like the board we used to strap down children for medical procedures. That made me feel uncomfortable every time we used it, and the child was typically only in it for about a minute before they were I. V.'ed, sedated, and released.

  • Hahahaha 😂 LOOOL
    This question is hilarious. Even polls are great. Did anyone notice that he targeted Christianity?

    Personally, no. My children have the right to equality before masturbation.

Most Helpful Girls

  • A good toy for Adams Family does it come in black? ;]

    Prevent masturbation and gain the rest of Your childs life in a mental hospital.

  • Seriously? You might as well stick him in a straight jacket, and then turn yourself over to CPS...

  • If I found out someone was doing this to a child is call social services

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Absolutely not, that seems a tad silly.

  • no. it will only create problems long term,

  • I laughed way more than I should have

  • That is just disturbing. Total child abuse.

  • Does it come in adult sizes?

  • Please tell me this is a joke.

  • hahahahahaha!

  • I hope this is a joke.

    • Don't worry fellow 69er, it is.

  • Haha this is hilarious😅 OMG! No, I wouldn't do this if I ever had kids.

  • haha best post all day!

  • Yes I would buy it for my child.

  • Well done! I support this post. That device can burn.

  • No and anyone who does should be reported to CPS

  • No but I would need to get my kids a huge anti-bullying device. They're gonna get so big and people will bully them for that too.

  • wtf no...

  • Jesus Christ.

  • lol
    that's funny but no
    they will do it no matter what
    once they hit a certain age

  • This really isn't as bad as some have made it out to seem below, I probably wouldn't buy it but I'm not gonna hop on the sensationalist bandwagon either.

  • Please masturbate and keep your seed to yourself!

  • LOOOOL that ad is HILARIOUS.
    "self raping"

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