Would you get your child this anti-masturbation device?
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This is a joke right? That thing isn't real. Anyone who purchases this should have their custody rights revoked.
This thing looks like the board we used to strap down children for medical procedures. That made me feel uncomfortable every time we used it, and the child was typically only in it for about a minute before they were I. V.'ed, sedated, and released.
Hahahaha 😂 LOOOL
This question is hilarious. Even polls are great. Did anyone notice that he targeted Christianity?
Personally, no. My children have the right to equality before masturbation.
A good toy for Adams Family does it come in black? ;]
Prevent masturbation and gain the rest of Your childs life in a mental hospital.
Seriously? You might as well stick him in a straight jacket, and then turn yourself over to CPS...
If I found out someone was doing this to a child is call social services
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Absolutely not, that seems a tad silly.
no. it will only create problems long term,
I laughed way more than I should have
That is just disturbing. Total child abuse.
Does it come in adult sizes?
Please tell me this is a joke.
hahahahahaha!
I hope this is a joke.
Don't worry fellow 69er, it is.
Haha this is hilarious😅 OMG! No, I wouldn't do this if I ever had kids.
haha best post all day!
Yes I would buy it for my child.
Well done! I support this post. That device can burn.
No and anyone who does should be reported to CPS
No but I would need to get my kids a huge anti-bullying device. They're gonna get so big and people will bully them for that too.
wtf no...
Jesus Christ.
lol
that's funny but no
they will do it no matter what
once they hit a certain age
This really isn't as bad as some have made it out to seem below, I probably wouldn't buy it but I'm not gonna hop on the sensationalist bandwagon either.
Please masturbate and keep your seed to yourself!
LOOOOL that ad is HILARIOUS.
"self raping"
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