Which of Gwyneth Paltrow's Exotic, Ultra-Fancy Sex Toys Would YOU Use?

[Fathoms77]

If you hadn't heard, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been in the news lately. Not for a new movie, but for her favorite sex toys, headlined by a $15K golden dildo (better be worth it!). You can find these "not so basic" sex toys at Goop, if you're interested in making a purchase...

So, what would be your choice on this list? Which are you just DYING to try? ;)

[MrOracle]

Absolutely EVERYTHING about Gwyneth Paltrow makes me want to vomit. I want NOTHING to do with her or anything associated with her.

And sex toys don't need to cost a fraction of that crap - they're just jacking up the prices 10x because they can associate her celebrity with them, and some idiots are stupid enough to fall for it.

[ObscuredBeyond]

I'm thinking that her making the news for this crazy crap is the real reason Pepper Potts isn't in "Civil War." They just made up some crap about Tony and Pepper breaking up as an excuse to fire Gwyneth from Disney for being too much of a sex freak, which you have to admit does soil the "family" image Disney likes to pretend to be.

[Waffles731]

@ObscuredBeyond SPOILERS

[hazoplmeught]

alright who is she and what does she do. Why does everyone hate her?

[ObscuredBeyond]

@hazoplmeught : Gwyneth? 1. Super liberal and a bit of a jerk to those even the slightest to the right of her. 2. Once claimed to have "steam cleaned" her vagina. Which is not an accurate description of what that "cleaner" she used does, and encourages very dangerous experimentation by young girls. Her character Pepper? 1. Gets superpowers at the end of Iron Man 3 that make her more awesome than Iron Man himself, even able to kill the Mandarin when Tony can't, then gets rid of them first chance she gets, because she "doesn't like violence." 2. Breaks up like a little bitch with Iron Man, because she doesn't like his suit evolution and wishes he'd become fat, lazy, and boring. Can't stand being with a man who apparently "has a death wish."

[hazoplmeught]

@ObscuredBeyond Wow, she is stupid in real life and a bitch in character lol

[ObscuredBeyond]

@hazoplmeught: In her defense, Iron Man does very nearly get himself killed in all his movies. And he too is a bit of a douchebag who makes horrible life choices concerning most everything outside of actually wearing the suit. Yet, she blames the suit, not the fact that her man is a 10-year-old who can make anything out of anything, yet lacks common sense. That's why so many are Team Cap: not because they understand the nuances of difference in ideology; but because Chris Evans portrays a character that is much more likeable. Who may not guess everything right, but whose heart is usually in the right place. Both characters are smart in different ways, and both are well-meaning. Only one is particularly wise. Gwyneth, however, is just obnoxious. Almost makes you wish she really had fallen to her death in Iron Man 3. To her credit, at least she isn't Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane: a two-faced, useless, cheating whore that everyone fights over anyway.

[MrOracle]

@hazoplmeught Paltrow has her own magazine where she recommends $1500 T-shirts and $8000 sheets to regular working people - some of whom apparently are stupid enough to buy her magazine and read her drivel. She has ZERO connection to normal people (she grew up filthy rich, and doesn't understand why EVERYONE doesn't helicopter to the mall like she does), but she feels compelled to "share her wisdom" to the little people. She is completely sheltered and naive, but she things she's a fount of wisdom and light. I feel the bile rising in my throat just thinking about her.

[hazoplmeught]

That sounds so stupid, even if i was rich i would not have $8000 sheets. I understand the hate

[Azgeda]

Those Glass Balls XD
God damn , imagine having them stuck down under and having to go to the hospital for it LOL
"I was playing marbles , I slipped and they went into my coochie." *totally serious face*

[Rodismus]

Ben wa balls are for for kegals, an exercise both men and women can do. Just that men don't need a toy to do them.

[Azgeda]

@Rodismus They've got more than just for kegel :P but thank you for the information.

[LucyBrown97]

The remote vibrator wins for me. I actually have one at home and wow. It does wonders let me tell you that. Beats having to look down at your crotch to adjust the speed or rhythm. Just use a controller. If you have the extra cash

[Darkfairie17]

None. I'm sick of hearing about goop, makes me think of drool. Plus her stuff is so ridiculously over priced.

[Mustachekitteh]

I wouldn't use any since they all look weird and probably expensive.

[Dandeus]

what's your idea of expensive? O. o

[Mustachekitteh]

@Dandeus anything above $100

[Dandeus]

everything there but the gold toy can be had for under 100 bucks of you don't go for the trendy name brand versions.

[jesshkah]

Hahahaha I like this question.

[JC103]

sounds like someone gotten a bit kinky before lol

[jesshkah]

@JC103 nah lol I don't have any toys. I just read about the dildo or saw a meme about it. Didn't realize there was a whole line of these things

[JC103]

Trust me, it gets pretty serious and the crops and whips get pricy.

[FantasticDay]

I have that vibrating necklace thing, it just doesn't work as good as people thought, so I voted leather whip. Haha...

[BlastGrass]

Yeah! Wouldn't it be irritating because the vibrating bits just roll away all the time? ... It looks annoying tbh xD

[FantasticDay]

@BlastGrass it is very annoying, it's designed for girls with smaller boobs and they want to sit still when they use it, well which is useless lol But this brand makes a very good vibrator as in a necklace called vesper. It's the best vibe I have ever owned. Also handcuffs which you can wear like bracelet.

[BlastGrass]

@FantasticDay Ohh that's really cool, and really informative! Thanks! ... Everyone has fancy ones and here I am with one that runs on one AA battery xD

[FantasticDay]

@BlastGrass haha It's alright, I started off with the Trojan vibe you can buy in Target... Lolol

[StephanieL]

Who wouldn't want to try a golden dildo? Just for the sake of decadence.

And what are those balls for? Do you really just stick them in there? Seems kinda dangerous...

[AthleticMom]

F = We Vibe II

[Shorty1991]

I don't really use anything like this. Not really keen on meat substitutes, I'd prefer the real McCoy. Although, that vibrator puts me in the mood for a chocolate éclair. :) lol

[Shorty1991]

*dildo not vibrator lol

[SensualScribe]

Probably the remote control vibrator.

[ksoma]

Her gold encrusted dildo is $15,000
A sybian is $1,300
Anyone with the money for a super-SUPER expensive sex toy, who buys that dildo, she be beaten in the head with it.

The remote control vibe? That looks fun.

[BaileyisDarcy]

Hehe Encrusted dildo

[ksoma]

@BaileyisDarcy lol

[ObscuredBeyond]

A plastic shopping bag costs almost nothing. (The price of whatever purchase you originally put in it.) And if you are super-duper desperate, it doubles as a condom. (Though, I make no guarantees on reliability.) Paying these outrageous rates just for kinky sex accessories is completely insane.

[LaurenGrace]

A d f & g ( as long as the benwas were difrent sizes m, l, xl, xxl, xxxl)

[justbanANNAz]

... I'm here to ask what the hell glass balls do. do people actually stick glass balls up their... surely not. =|

[Fortheholidays]

you clench on them, sorta like kegels lol

[luvstoned4him]

@Fortheholidays they would be great for excercising the pelvic floor muscles.

[justbanANNAz]

@Fortheholidays oh my god... what if you... lose grip? LOL! do they just... fall in and never return? #theabyss LMFAOO

[luvstoned4him]

lmaaaooo

[justbanANNAz]

@luvstoned4him 😂😂😂 👉🏽 ⚪️⚫️

[luvstoned4him]

@Fortheholidays gosh , they do look heavy don they... @ustbanANNAz dying

[justbanANNAz]

@luvstoned4him u don't understand how much i laughed when he told me "you clench"... omg i still can't get over it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[luvstoned4him]

loooooool 😂😂😂😂

[erandal]

I wasn't surprised to see a lot of Lelo toys on that page. I own several and they are in my personal experience the best you can get. The Ben Wa balls get my vote for #1.

[Curiousness23]

Hmm? ... hahaah putting gold in my ass? lol ahahaha remote sounds cool and the little tickler too the waterproof one is so cute ♥

[luvstoned4him]

I like the gold dildo but they all look really neat. can't I have them all? Also, whats with the balls?

[Fortheholidays]

you put them in and clench lol

[luvstoned4him]

@Fortheholidays wow, do they vibrate?

[Fortheholidays]

i honestly have no clue lol

[luvstoned4him]

@Fortheholidays if they did that would be soo cool tho

[Fortheholidays]

id love to see how long my girlfriend could walk around the house casually with them in lol

[luvstoned4him]

@Fortheholidays niceee

[Poppykate]

C is so much fun to do as a couple!

[i1T2daty]

Lots of Lelo stuff much of which can do awesome things. Pricey but she can probably afford

[NJ_Casanova]

I think D would be fun to try out on a girl, hold her clit in the crevice, or DP if she'd like;-P

[GnarCute]

that solid gold dildo... and those black ben wa glass balls... O. o i would use those 2

[ElissaDido]

None. Sex Toys don't interest me at all. I would prefer a real man over toys.

[TheDevilInside]

Remote vibrator

[karahiri]

lol. looks like modern art or something. i want to throw those glass balls at a window.

[chintita]

remote vibrator hell yea