Guys, can you be honest about your little dick?

[OlderAndWiser]

Almost everyone on G@G is tired of reading questions about "I'll never be able to get a woman because my penis is only 5" long and all women want a guy with 7" or more. Do you know how ludicrous that sounds? According to a consensus of reliable studies, the average penis length for Caucasians is 5 1/4" (and it is virtually the same for all other races.) So, if ALL women want a man with 7" or more, that means that maybe only 5% of the guys are getting some action and that also means that about 95% of the women aren't getting any action, either. Okay, that's not the real world, AND YOU KNOW IT!

Here's the real story. Some guys have big dicks, some guys have little dicks, and most guys have average dicks. Some girls prefer big dicks but most girls don't; what they really care about is that you know how to use what you've got so you can be an attentive lover. A significant portion of the population has a dick size below average (that is the definition of average, correct?) What do you think happens to those guys? Some of them turn MGTOW but most of them get out there and try and they find a woman who accepts them as they are. . . really! Do you think all the little dick guys of the world live alone their entire lives?

So. . . when you complain about the "fact" that you can't get a woman because you have a little dick, that's really just an excuse, right? In reality, you don't want to try and you'd like a little sympathy for your little dick situation, right? But nobody is going to give you any sympathy, so just GET OVER IT! If you really do want to live a happier life, begin the process by being honest with yourself. Admit that it is just an excuse!

[ak666]

I'm in a weird category. By Asian standards, I think I'm slightly bigger than average, being half-Japanese, half-Caucasian. The main time I noticed was when I was showering in Singapore when I was a teenager after gym and the boys kind of teased me about how they thought it was big.

That said, I don't think I'd fare better than a lot of the pure Caucasian men out there. It doesn't seem very long. It's kind of "fat" though -- my wife calls it a "sumo wrestler", and I think that's why I got teased about it when I was young.

I found in spite of not being so well-endowed though that women are very delicate, even ones of questionable sexual backgrounds. Without a ton of foreplay and stimulation, they can feel a lot of discomfort during intercourse, and even have a difficult time walking after. I really don't want to have one any bigger than mine, and have sometimes wished I could have one that's a little bit thinner so that I could be a little more selfish in the bedroom without risk of hurting a girl.

Anyway, I hope that's of some comfort to the guys who are paranoid about their size. It seems almost everyone complaining about being too small is a virgin. My advice if you can't get over this paranoia -- maybe just go down on a girl and really bring her to climax before you get undressed. There's multiple ways to satisfy a woman, and guys who are really well-endowed probably have to do the same anyway to avoid hurting the girl during sex.

[Phoenix98]

Tis the truth and personally I'm perfectly content with what I have, and also the large majority of guys who claim to be large and women who claim to be with large guys are wrong and or false.

Studies have shown that most of the worlds population is 6 inches and under with a small part of the population being 7 inches or large, and anybody who claims to be like 10 inches or larger is lying, as the largest ever natural dick recorded belonged to Rasputin I believe and was 11 inches, Russia was so proud of it they lobbed it off and put it in a jar it's in some erotica museum now lmao. And because women are horrible at determining size and are almost always wrong when guessing based purely on visualization.

Moral of the story everyone is different be happy with what you have and make it work.

[Aqualung]

5 1/2 to be exact, unlike our friend with the atrophied testes.

[LittleMissCuriousity]

My ex only had three inches to him. It wouldn't have been an issue, except that he quickly "got tired" of getting me off in other ways. I eventually had to demand orgasms before sex, or I wouldn't get one at all. I don't have an issue with small penises, my issue is with guys who aren't willing to put in the extra effort.

[LittleMissCuriousity]

Thanks for the MHO!

[KeithLane]

I understand completely. I know I have to put in the extra effort. It is a good thing that I enjoy the other ways too.

[Mustachekitteh]

Yes, those dudes need to stop thinking so negative since there are 7 billion people in the world and half of that are females. So there is going to be some women into small dicks too.

[LittleMissCuriousity]

Technically more than half, just saying.

[Mustachekitteh]

@LittleMissCuriousity It's not more than half, 49.6 percent of the world's population is female. Sure it's close to half but it's not actually at half still.

[LittleMissCuriousity]

Really? The stats must have changes since I last checked. My apologies.

[OlderAndWiser]

@LittleMissCuriousity I was surprised abut that so I checked the statistics and Kitteh is right. However, males die at a higher rate and at an earlier age, so the proportion reverses as you look at older populations.

[Mustachekitteh]

@LittleMissCuriousity It's cool. :)

[LittleMissCuriousity]

Yeah, and if the war comes that everyone seems to think is coming, it will likely reverse again.

[bisexualfem269]

i met a guy with 3" once said he was 6" smh... deal breaker... well after we played i had to see like what it was like lol

[EllieLexis513]

Any woman who laughs at a guy for having a small penis or tells others that he has a small penis is a complete bitch in my opinion.

[OlderAndWiser]

Will you marry me? :)

[Aqualung]

Dude, you're too old. She's marrying me.

[Rawrzz]

And putting herself in a dangerous circumstance. One of my ex's told a guy he had a small dick, and he nearly killed her. Some guys can be very, very serious about that topic.

[EllieLexis513]

@Rawrzz I believe it.

[Aqualung]

@Rawrzz yeah, they are psycho freaky about what they perceive to be their inadequacy.

[mghowmasculinist]

@Aqualung You are very young.

[Aqualung]

@mghowmasculinist exactly, she's perfect for me

[Red_Arrow]

@Aqualung - I guess that means that I am too old, huh?

[Aqualung]

@Red_Arrow no way dude, your as young as you feel

[Red_Arrow]

@Aqualung - Hey, remember you just told OlderandWiser that he is too old and he is 8 years younger than me. lol

[Aqualung]

@Red_Arrow buddy, your a spring chicken compared to "mghowmasculinist " (hes, s 100)

[Aqualung]

@Red_Arrow mghowmasculinist is 31 years older than you. I hope Miss EllieLexis513, finds this all amusing, but she makes a good point. She always does

[Red_Arrow]

@Aqualung - Oh I agree completely with her. Too many haters and shamers and she is right on.

[Aqualung]

@Red_Arrow Ditto, my friend

[Billlewis]

Perhaps, but that's exactly what a lot of little dicked wimps like me want -- a complete bitch:)

[CheerGirl38139]

I'm just here for the e-penis 🙋

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[OlderAndWiser]

I can always count on a contribution from the Mistress of GIF! :)

[Aqualung]

She is one classy lady.

[Yarou]

I can send mine right now

[Tdieseler]

I don't know if its my place to say, being one of those in the upper echelons, but i heard many women don't care. They like all the other gooey stuff, the romantic crap. Having a big dick/knowing how to use what you were given, in bed, is usually just the cherry on top.
Big or average dicks in my experience are only necessary if the relationship is going to be mostly, if not purely sexual.

[OlderAndWiser]

And average is NOT 7-8"! These guys have been watching WAY, WAY, WAY too much porn!

[Tdieseler]

average for black then? lol... I don't know... i know world average is 6-6.5...

[OlderAndWiser]

Some earlier studies relied on self-reporting of erect penis length and that is inherently unreliable. The most recent studies, based on researched supervised measurements, report averages of 5.1 to 5.5 inches and no significant variation between different races.

[Tdieseler]

hehehe... lol... self-reporting. guys tend to exaggerate that don't they? tsk tsk, i know many that have been caught in that lie... so sad.

[OlderAndWiser]

It's like having a first meeting with a girl you met online, she walks in and you immediately realize that her online pictures were from 40-50 pounds ago.

[Tdieseler]

Thats why its a good idea to stick with the truth.. and scientists/statisticians should know better than to go with word of mouth.

[kittycat119]

Yay I'm so showing this to my guy friends so they shut the hell up whining lol about there's

[Red_Arrow]

Where is the choice for "Sorry, I am just average"?

[OlderAndWiser]

That would be, "I'm not a little dick guy and you guys using those excuses are just pathetic!"

[Red_Arrow]

I looked at that but it looked like someone bragging about being big, not average.

[SarahsSummer]

If those guys spent a portion of their dick complaining time actually focused on something they could control they're be much better off in life.

[mghowmasculinist]

A portion of their dick... interesting choice of words.

[SarahsSummer]

@mghowmasculinist "dick complaining time"

[red324]

I spent it on learning how the a girls vagina works, so I can please her perfectly? You won't do much good if you don't know which parts give her pleasure :)

[NJ_Casanova]

Women don't know the guy's size until they are ready/wanting sex... and by then they like the guy already.

Getting a girl is about your personality, confidence.. which worrying about their size is F'N up.

[NJ_Casanova]

FYI, here is the largest single study ever done.. true it was only in England and the measurements are NBPEL.

https://www.theyfit.co.uk/pages/national-condom-day

[AleDeEurope]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0nWAU9FyUY

[This_is_my_username]

Ya my dick is pretty little --.-- Im so screwed!

Bhahahah :P

[Toad-1]

It's ok, it's your personality that matters most ;)

[This_is_my_username]

@Toad-1 but... but... I'll never be able to Pleasure anyone!! Ill be forever alone :)

[Toad-1]

*stays with you for company * there there

[OlderAndWiser]

How small? Small enough to be a candidate for surgical enhancement?

[This_is_my_username]

brah I'm only 4 inches hard and 2 flaccid!!! I just... I guess I'll just become a priest. Noone is gonna want me.
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bahhahaha

[Toad-1]

You'll be a cute priestess ;)

[OlderAndWiser]

You can receive my confession!

[puncakegirl]

I wanna see the results lol

[kittycat119]

Lol but every guy regardless is still going to lie just to save face or make himself feel better.

[mghowmasculinist]

@kittycat119 I never lie and I bring a magnifying glass with me.

[Ohlordy]

How about results with size?

[Aqualung]

@mghowmasculinist don't forget the tweezers

[mghowmasculinist]

@Aqualung Most tweezers are too big I'm afraid.

[jcnum10]

Preach.
I think truth be told they may or may not have a little one but they get no action because they actually assholes not because they ain't packing.

[ConsultantIsBack]

I love my porn star-esque cock
I love it so much
Thanks mom and dad for your superior genetics❤

[Aqualung]

superior? no. That makes you a freak.

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Aqualung says the creepy af profile pic lmao

[Phoenix98]

Superior genetics are amazing ehh.

[Nomad69]

Swear my dick has gotten smaller lately but I'm still doing pretty good

[ZenithDawn]

sure i wish my dick was bigger but i dont complain on why my dick is small im happy with my 5 inch life my boyfriend likes it i like it and im happy with it.

[akadatank44]

I got 7 inches to prove. I'd post pics but they'd be taken down immediately. I'm happy that I am well endowed lol

[teawrecks]

You can prove it to me 😏

[akadatank44]

@teawrecks someday soon 😏😉

[Ray-S]

Maybe my excuses are pathetic, but be honest. Have you ever heard someone mention a small penis and it be a positive thing? Because personally I have only ever heard it used as a joke or an insult. When you are shy at the best of times, then stuff like that just makes you put your head down and be even quieter.

[OlderAndWiser]

Did you ever hear anyone say that being fat is an advantage? No. Does that mean fat people can't find partners? No. If you have a 4" penis, of course that is an advantage. However, the clitoris is essentially an external feature and the G-spot is only about 2" inside the vagina. 4" dick? Can it reach 2" inside the vagina? Interesting research project for you!

[Ray-S]

What about guys who are less than 2"?

[OlderAndWiser]

2" flaccid or erect?

[Ray-S]

Yeah

[Ray-S]

Sorry, didn't read it properly. 1 3/4" erect

[Kuraj]

Length and girth of the penis is directly correlated to achieving vaginal orgasm.
And no, "most women" don't prefer a smaller penis.
The highest rated, best selling sex toy on Amazon is 9 inches.

I agree that the size of your tool is not something to cry about.
But let's just stop with that load of patronizing wank.

[slimstiffy]

im about 5.5 inches fully erect.
not insecure or anything but id love to have another inch.

[OlderAndWiser]

That;s my size and I like petite girls. They always say that they feel full, so another inch and I might actually hear some complaints.

[slimstiffy]

yeah i kinda like ny girls a bit bigger. petite girls are usually shallower i think ( overall body proportions) but i wouldn't know , i haven't had that many :-P but anyway its normal size, so it would be okay for most i guess. but still, i always think 6.5 would kinda be nice. just like 6'2" would be nice , while im currently 6'1.5"

[OlderAndWiser]

I got a chuckle from your height. It sounds like me saying I am 61 1/2 years old. When I was 12 years old, I may have said, "I'll be 12 1/2 in three months," but I don't think I've said anything like that since i was maybe 15 years old.

[slimstiffy]

i know. its just annoying the 0.5 thing. immd rather be 6'2 or 6'1, this is stupid and it won't change. but down there im glad i have a half inch above 5 :-P

[DiegoO]

It's big enough to satisfy any lady and don't give them any problem, therefore I am happy whit the size of my penis, is not problematic.

[OlderAndWiser]

That is ALL that matters!

[orphan]

i have a small penis.

there i said it.

[OlderAndWiser]

Do you use it as an excuse?

[orphan]

i can't answer that. you caught me lying =\

[OlderAndWiser]

. . . and I was about to praise you for your honesty!

[orphan]

hey... should get some praise for even lying about it.

[OlderAndWiser]

Well, that's a new concept! :)

[DamnCurtis]

Little over 6 inch.

@Girly1710 Confirm please.

[Girly1710]

I'll need some photographic evidence sir

[Girly1710]

get the ruler right next to it. it may even be 7in

[Nickoon555]

I agree men Just need to chill there's more ways to pleasuring a women if a woman cheats on you because you have a small penis or average then she didn't really love you do stuff with your tongue buy sex toys finger her like I said more ways pleasuring a woman I dont know if I'm making sense but if you in a relationship talk to her make it work but if your just out there just want sex then penis matters love is more than sex guys yes I
question my penis as well say to yourself I am enough confidants is the key when your about have sex with your partner dont question your penis just love her and she love you back talking to your partner is probably the only way if you want a relationship I hope I made sense sorry about my spelling