Proper way to ask a girl to fuck?

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Proper way to ask a girl to fuck?

Proper way to ask a girl to fuck?


"ehhhhh girl how about letting me clap dem cheeks" works 100% of the time
Vote A
Whip you dick out in the middle of class and say to the girl, "Its not gonna suck itself"
Vote B
take her hand, put it on the woody say " look what you do to me"
Vote C
Sometimes I wonder about a lot of the people on GAG I didn't check your age yet, but god you'd better be under 15 years old asking this question. ETA: aaaaaarrrrrrgh 21?
Vote D
if you got her alone and your getting intimate, just start making your move... no need to ask... as long as you don't hear "stop," proceed.
Vote E
ask her "do you wanna do the grownup?"
Vote F
How ****ing retarded can you people be? This **** is not rocket science! its literally as old as time is itself! Quit overthinking ****..
Vote G
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Naked man might be a good way. Otherwise I guess just kiss and it happens.

    I don't know tbh whether there is a way to say let's fuck lol. You can't seem to win, either a girl says you're just about sex or you didn't make it clear you liked them haha!!

    I think slow romance is better versus just saying suck me. Can u check out my take pls? It's about two different guys who do it two different ways with a woman? Did she try to please one more and like one guy better? www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a30669-do-women-have-dirtier-sex-with-guys-who-don-t-care-about-them-what

    • Actually naked man would be "awesome" to quote stinson. Would appreciate your thoughts on my take. Needs a good skim read, but it's worth it

  • You cut a whole inside the pockets of your pants. Then when you have your hands full, ask the girl if she can get the phone in your pocket (there's no phone). So when she puts her hand inside, she'll be grabbing your dick.
    Then it's all easy from there.

    • Thanks for the MHO

Most Helpful Girls

  • "G" for Groins in Place, @OrdinaryGentleman
    If She is the Kind of Girl to bring Home to Dinner, a Real Winner... GO Slow with your Flow. Don't Make a Move unless she is this Ready Betty, Eddy.
    God luck and Thanks for Sharing. xx

    • Thank you for the Like, hun. xx

  • Clearly, you just whip your dick out and ask her to suck and fuck it.

    • you would be surprised how well that works.

    • @dudeman Hey, if you got a nice dick, I guess it might work.

    • got a dick so nice her gfs start bringing me cooked dinner.

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  • What does ETA mean?

  • "Hey chikita, would you like to have some freaky sexy-time with me? ;) " always works. :v

  • Just whip it out, we love that shit :P

  • Definitely B.

  • srsly, you could just drink and then ask to hookup

  • You're such a charmer...

  • "Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up" ;)

  • someone tried C with me while making out haha
    that can work sometimes

    • Bwhahaha... did it work?

    • nah...

    • Sure ;)

  • That second gif lmfao. In class RN cracking up.

  • just start groping her while making out and see how much clothes you can get off of her. dry humping to get her in the mood.

  • Play it by ear, ease into it.

  • Definitely E

    • looking at our thriving "sexual harrassment" and "rape" -society, i´d never go for the E... cause next thing you know is you get a restraining order from the bitch you tried that on xD i´m exaggerating here but man i would really not try E. cause no explicit "NO" apparently can´t be interpreted as "consent".

    • @genericname85 oh I see

  • just do it

  • You have to ask? Lol you're supposed to just whip it out and smize.

  • I like C but most of the time it just spontaneously happens.

  • dont be stupid
    just kidnap and tie her up
    the end

  • Second option 😂 lmao

    Probably in a subtle manner "Hi, do you want to hang out"

  • Why is Katrina Kaif's head on a body builder?

    • Why wasn't it before?

  • Wanna go bonertown? I got two tickets

  • Just go up to her and stare at her. When she asks what you want reply "some of that pussy, if you don't mind."

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