How do I tell my boyfriend that he actually slept with a man during our threesome?

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My boyfriend is rich and he we are both adventurous we both agreed to a threesome but I am not gay so I told him that I want a threesome with a guy not a girl in our bed, he said he would rather not have a threesome at all than to sleep with a guy. 

So we both decided to never do a threesome. So I was shopping after I voted for Donald Trump and apparently my boyfriend lost his job for poor misconduct, i am a high maintenance women and he is a white beta cuck so of course I got me a alpha male lined up on the side just in case he tries to leave me. 

Well I heard that he got a new job and he is not giving me any money because he accused me of being a gold digger even though i make more money than him. So I decided call my friend Beige who is a guy but he looks so feminine that he can pull off looking just like a woman when dressing like a girl and he does not use the female pronouns yet so he asked me to call him Beige. 

Anyways I talked to my boyfriend and I agreed to a threesome, he met Beige and I watched as they made out with each other. Beige rubbed his cock and I asked him to grab her (fake boobs, its not implants just a bra) Beige told him that she is an A cup after he touched Beige's nipples. Anyways he fucked Beige in the ass and the next morning he thanked me for the threesome and letting him sleep with that hot girl, but he does not know that Beige is a man

CisScum · Accepted Answer

Ummmmmm... what? This sounds like it should be on the Twilight Zone or like.. something. You have pretty good story telling skills.

yucel_eden · Accepted Answer

Have you tried a new strand of weed?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I am sorry but I actually stopped reading at "... after I voted for Donald Trump "

Goldie757 · Accepted Answer

This is how I imagine you.

Summer_Bunny · Accepted Answer

Wtf? I'm so mind fucked right now... I call bullshit

LesbianBusinessWoman · Accepted Answer

Make a movie about this!!

BumbleSuperBee · Answer

Uh? What's wrong with people nowadays.. 🙄🔫 Sorry child, I just can't get my head around this to give you an opinion.

kittycat119 · Answer

So basically this way your poor attempt at trolling? Well mission failed because that was just stupid and I mean seriously come on now. If your gonna lie do it better

RedHood7 · Answer

I hope this is a joke

Viperkiss · Answer

4/10 troll

CHARismatic110 · Answer

Cool story bro

Soulmask · Answer

a hundred bucks this is a fucked up mythomaniac guy.

Bandit74 · Answer

This could be a Lifetime movie. You just need to add a part at the end where Beige falls for your husband and plots to kill you to get you out of the picture.

Ramadi · Answer

This is hilarious and fucked up on so many levels at the same time I guess if he pisses you off you can throw it in his face and make him feel like shit LOL

singlebee · Answer

Obvious troll it's very very obvious :-D

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

Lmao @Fearless_Banana @Polocrew one of you nerds wrote this? its fckin funny

CheyenneBae · Answer

~You're partner left the match~

Zinkr7 · Answer

I mean jesus dude did you even try to actually make something believable?

anonman32 · Answer

6/10 troll, its too obvious.

schizotypical · Answer

If this is true then total respect you evil fucking genius

shipoopi · Answer

pathetic troll attempt bro

jaymeedee · Answer

Stopped reading at 'after I voted for Trump'

rajcuckold · Answer

It's sexy... U make him bisexual, tell him in a good mood and enjoy further

Anonymous · Answer

How is he your boyfriend.. Great novel/ soap opera though..

Anonymous · Answer

This is ridiculous. What even is this?

Anonymous · Answer

Definitely trolling - once again, trying to instill the idea of homosexual panic in straight males. For some bizarre, presumably mentally unbalanced reasons...

How do I tell my boyfriend that he actually slept with a man during our threesome?

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