This was not as funny as I thought it would be...
My male stripper name is Patch Long Johnson. That can't be that exciting to people or am I missing something? lol!
Just a silly distraction 🙋
Jaxx Long Sausage. Damn I wish he'd come visit me! And bring friends. It's been awhile since I've been tore up by a group of big ones!
Now on the main stage, put your hands together for Taurus hefty snake!
Id pay to see that 😉
Taurus huge tool..
Now you know I am a December born black eye guy In green underwear
Any ladies think they can handle me, Maverick Enormous Hose? 😏 hahah
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Wolff Long Schlong XD XD XD XD XD XD OMFG IM DYING
You must be my twin brother! ;)
Wolff and Mondo Long Schlong!!!
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We are going to run this stripper joint! No one will be able to stand against the mighty Long Schlong brothers!! ( Ò∀Ó) ﾉ╰(ÒεÓ ) Wolff and Mondo =====================================D
Jaze Snake
Don't know what my eye color is today lol
Huge Wolff Johnson.
Ranger huge sausage.
Mmm I love sausage! 🙋
Ain't no one gonna argue with sausage.
Taurus huge torpedo 😂😂
Wolff Huge Torpedo. Okey dokey.
Armani Long Johnson
I am not disappointed.
Jaxx Long Torpedo
Wolff Enormous Tool. That just sounds dumb.
stone giant snake
Armani Giant Hammer
Wolff Enormous Torpedo
Stone Huge Hose lol
Tarzan Taut Trousers
Marverick Long Knob :P
#FreeThePuppies!
I can't stop laughing...
Jaze Colossal Torpedo
Jaze Long Shlong LOLOL
Brick Huge Hose.
Nice.
Jaxx enormous johnson... lol
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