I like to put a pen in my urethra and down the length of my penis when I masturbate, but it hurts like crazy the next day. Ant suggestions to help it?

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I use those office bic roundstic pens, and get pretty much all of it down in there (I leave some out so it doesn't get stuck). It feels nice. But the next day it's really sore, and stings like a bitch when I pee.

I'm not sure why I like it, I just do. It's interesting to see.

Any suggestions to make it hurt less?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Your using the wrong instruments and most likely causing small tears in your urethra and that's what the pain is from. They make sounding tools that range in different sizes and such and are smooth all the way around. You may still injure yourself but using the correct objects for such things will be less likely to cause much pain afterwards. The pens you use feel them and feel the edges and now imagine those sharpe rough edges being pushed through your delicate urethra and all the tears it is causing and then it will especillay burn when you go pee. Please stop using the pens and get the right tools if your going to do it, infection can also happen from the pens

SilentShadow · Accepted Answer

Well why the fuck would you do that? I've seen videos of people slicing open their penis (which definitely, absolutely, is insane), but even sticking a pen in there crosses the line. If you want to see something being inserted into a hole, just go watch p0rn or buy a toy for that.

Pens have bacteria on them, and I'm sure the ink won't do you any good either. Of course it is going to hurt really bad. You're likely to get an infection or bladder issues. There is no solution to help it, except to NOT DO IT. You either do it and don't complain, or you don't do it. Hurting your private parts is going to hurt no matter what.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

STOP DOING THAT. A pen isn't supposed to go in there, if you really enjoy it that much, you should consider getting a sex toy designed for that purpose. This pen is not made to go into your body and can damage it, plus it's most likely full of nasty bacteria that have no business in your urethra. Maybe that's causing the stinging.

EmpatheticLady · Accepted Answer

You could end up with an infection by doing that. I'd recommend buying certain tools meant for that, not using pens.

Streamhopper · Accepted Answer

Wow. The depth of this just baffles me. Do you at least sterilize the pens first? I can't even imagine how that would feel or what ever gave you the idea to do that in the first place. It hurts because your system isn't expecting foreign objects there. Same thing with a catheter. I had surgery once and needed a cath, when they pulled it out the first time I went was like razor blades. I almost cried. And I'm not a crying kind of guy.

AlphaMale1 · Answer

Life gives you one cock. Why are you out to wreck the only one you have?

YuukoIchiara · Answer

Bruh I don't have a penis and reading this still HURTS me down there

RJGraveyTrain · Answer

Uh... my advice to help is... don't do it period?

Jaye234 · Answer

I smell a troll lurking today

Máiiréad · Answer

Ew... don't do that...

SarahsSummer · Answer

Yeah, STOP DOING THAT!

TheOneAndOnlyBart · Answer

Just reading that hurt my dick.

karahiri · Answer

don't do that. you're going to get a massive infection and lose your penis entirely.

zorro8888 · Answer

Just stop lol

meatballs21 · Answer

You probably scratched the inside of the tube there. It's not really meant for hard objects to be physically inserted. If it doesn't get better soon, go to a doctor.