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How do you walk around with those things between your legs?

Isn't having a penis and testicles a bit of a challenge?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I don't know about other dudes but it can be annoying when your balls stick to your leg, or my dick gets stuck to my balls. Or my dick starts rubbing the inside of my underwear and I get paranoid that the tip is going to become inflamed or something which would be very painful and annoying to pee out of.
    When I cycle is the worst, cuz my dick just wants to flop around and just rub the shit out of the inside of my underwear. I need to get some sort of device to help with that, or wear those shitty tiny underwear which I just won't do cuz those feel horrible.
    If my pants fit properly, sometimes I notice that I can see my dick pushing through the fabrib and I become self conscious that someone is going to see it. So that sucks. I want to be stylish and wear good looking clothes but I'm not trying to show everyone my damn dick.

  • Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, etc..

Most Helpful Girls

  • It's a bit annoying, especially trying to hide it underneath clothes which are designed to be very form fitting. Luckily knickers are great for holding things in the perfect position. Still scary when a guy hugs me and calls me cute but then almost touches me down there by accident.

    • So you are a guy in disguise? Are you Trans, or?

    • Transgender. Can't get the genital operation anytime soon

    • Thank you for the clarification. I hope everything works out for you so you can be who you need to be.

  • I always wondered whether boys could actually feel the blood physically draining from elsewhere when they got hard.

    ... Until I realized that erections just drained blood from their *brains*.
    mahah
    <3

    • Yeah, I have wondered that too. :)

    • Naw!! ;) Doesn't happen. Your body is designed for it, you certainly don't get dizzy when coming erect. It just happens. Doesn't do anything else (except you start feeling sexual excitement of course!). It is like holding your hand in front of you and extending your finger to make the "f*ck u" sign - it just works. Except an erection virtually always implies that you start feeling arousal and sexual pleasure in your penis as well. Certainly no dizziness or a feeling of "blood draining into it".

    • Exactly X) :D This has got me laughing xD but it's true!!! Very true!

  • Lmao I was wondering the same thing a penis is a useless invention seriously it doesn't need to exist.

    • Well, since I love my husband, I'm kinda glad he has one, but the walking sounds painful.

    • Not just painful but embarrassing too like it looks so bad when they have bulges and stuff it's so ugly.

    • Unless it's a guy you are into. But I think my parts are ugly too.

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  • It's pretty sadistic

    • Yeah, I kinda feel bad for men.

    • Lmao what is this? Our package isn't right between our legs XD

    • @HookedOnSalt when it's soft, I assume it *dangles*. ARE YOU SAYING THAT IT DOESN'T GET CAUGHT BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS?

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  • Not at all, it is more or less like your breasts. E. g. if you wear a bra it doesn't bounce around or get in the way, but if you don't they might. Same with a penis and testicles - you just wear normal underwear and it stays in place, but loose the underwear and run (for example) and it flops around as you'd expect.

    Otherwise it is just a normal part of one's body - normally it is just there and you don't really think about it (again, just like your breasts.)

    However, if it comes erect (and you can't move your clothing around to accommodate it) it can get uncomfortable (or even painful) if it is trapped in your underwear and is trying to become stiff and stand up. Then you can get -very- aware of it.

    So no, no challenge, just different from you. Your breasts can dangle if not secured in a bra, our genitals can dangle if not secured in underwear. Otherwise, just a part of your body you're not aware of most of the time.

  • Always had the same question the other way round, if you ride a bicycle as a girl, does only your bum touch the saddle? Or also the girly parts?

    • Sadly, it depends on the bike, but yeah...

    • But more the space between butt and vag.

    • Same with us, the perinium (space between butt and scrotum / sack) takes the pressure of the bike seat. This is why erectile issues in male bicyclers is apparently more common than in men that don't bicycle a lot - a lot of the penis's plumbing runs through the perinium, and the structures needed to make it erect (when the man get's sexually excited) can be quite delicate.

  • You have to watch out when sitting in tight spaces, but overall when walking it's not that uncomfortable unless you get heat rash from the rubbing or an erection

  • Yes. Not so much the penis, it is out front a bit, and usually not in the way. but i have sat down and caught a ball a few times. or needed to adjust myself because things were positioned uncomfortably (and shifting your testicles, in public, is not an easy task without looking like a fool).
    And there is a reason why guys sit most comfortably with legs open, instead of closed and knees touching. Because sitting like that squishes things.

  • Nah, they're awesome. I love my cock.

    In certain conditions, with certain pants, it does sort of chafe a bit, I'll grant that. Also, balls can get fucking hot. Small price to pay.

    • Small price to pay? How do you mean?

  • not especially. just make sure you don't snag it on zippers

    • That would have to suck.

  • Why don't you ask your husband? look what he needs to endure, just so you can get an D. ;)

    • Well, it isn't like he doesn't like getting the v..

  • Uhm. Only like, if you squeeze them together. Hence why guys tend to sit with their legs a bit apart otherwise they will literally squish them.

  • it swings around if not clothed but otherwise no issues

  • Its not to bad walking or sitting down it just depends on how big your boxers are , if there to big your balls will be hanging around your ankles and thats not very nice

  • funny question... its like you imagine our tackle dangles there like a cow bell lol

  • Not really, most of the time it's a non issue. They are more "up front" then inbetween and your legs don't come right together. Yes the odd pinch happens sometimes, usually from underwear (why a lot of guys don't wear any) and the only time it's uncomfortable is if you're walking around with a hard on. Otherwise it's a non issue, it's just there/normal. At least for me. Maybe it's different for some?

  • Yes, but we happily bear the burdens and responsibilities that come with carrying such amazing equipment. It's not to be taken lightly.

  • How do women go about daily tasks without constantly playing with their boobs? Some things the opposite gender can never possibly explain to the other. I mean if I had boobs, I would just be honking those things constantly. Women walk around all day and just act like having boobs is just SO NORMAL, "Oh, these old things, huh! I forgot they were there!" What are you guys trying to even pull? What is your endgame with the boob thing, what? Take over the world? Then what? What do you even want?

    • While I am quite used to having boobs, they do get in the way.

  • The real challenge is how to control it, not how how to walk with it. The body is made to have the physic form as it is, for some can be a real challenge like the man who has the largest penis Jonah Falcon, saw a documentary once and he explained some difficulties to have such large penis.

  • walking is seemless... back home we have something to play when we are alone.. i wonder girls must be missing some toys to play..

    • We girls have something to play with too!

    • ya vacume..😂😂

    • 🙄 jerk

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  • I would be afraid to sit if I had a penis. I would probably crush it under my thunder thighs :(

    • Yet another reason why being a girl is better.

    • That actually -can- happen, but only on the toilet! E. g. if a guy sits on the toilet it can tend to dangle, but that doesn't usually become a bother. If you sit down naked on a chair it can also happen, but your thighs are soft and you generally immediately feel it is getting pushed around. Sometimes you just need to lift it out of the way, sit down, and then let go and it kind of lies on top of your thighs. What -can- happen is to have "creepage" with your testicles! This sometimes happens to me, e. g. one testicle sometimes kind of "climbs up" against my penis's shaft and sits to the side of the penis. Doesn't hurt or anything but can be uncomfortable. You just gently push it down again and back into the scrotum proper. Most happens when masturbating or someone is busy with you (sexually) and the testicles draw up when you start to get ready to cum. If you then push on them they sometimes slip up and to the side. But not strictly a penis problem, more a male kind-of issue.

  • There is a few things you can say about it. I guess cause you're born with it it doesn't bother you cause you're used to the feeling. However.

    Walking around with blue balls is a uncomfortable pain. Not trimming causes your pubic hair to get pulled around by your member. lol

  • Nope honestly it's not I mean it can get a bit uncomfortable when we're hard but that's about it.

  • it can be... I've burnt it a few times. other than that... you rack yourself now and then, sitting on a nut or something. the balls can get itchy sometimes. but not really a tough operation in general.

    • Burned it?

    • yep a few times. Like I have to be careful putting cigarettes out if Im on the toilet-it's pretty big, so one time a butt landed on it even though I put it through the front of the toilet. Another time with a pipe-that one hurt, I forgot which hand I was jerking off with see... couple times with a lighter and almost one time with a soldering iron... don't ask lol

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