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If you were having anal sex, and this happened, how would you react?

Here goes. Me and my girlfriend, who I've only been together with for a couple of months, decided to try doing anal for the first time tonight. Now, since I was doing her ass, I got her to agree to let me go in raw for the first time too, and to cum inside her for the first time. It was great- she was so tight, but I managed to hold on by keeping it slow, going in hard, deep and forcefully until she came (coaxing the loudest moans and screams of pleasure I've ever managed to coax out of her to date) before coming with her. But when I pulled back out after cumming inside of her, I wound up having to jump back to avoid the decent-sized pile of shit that came pouring out along with my cum afterward, which kind of put a huge dampener on the event. Thinking about it now, I think I came so much inside her asshole that my cumshot worked as an enema. So it's not her fault. If anything, it's mine. And I kept telling her that.
But still, I was really grossed out by the totally unexpected surprise- and just recovering from a stomach bug didn't help matters either. I reacted perfectly naturally- by covering my mouth in disgust, running for the en-suite and promptly throwing up in the toilet bowl- and now I feel shitty for reacting that way, because my girlfriend left the apartment without saying anything other than repeated apologies, inconsolable, with her face streaming with tears. But really, how would you react in such a scenario, if this happened immediately after the climax of your first anal sex session? Asking this question to both guys and girls- for girls (and gay guys), how would you react if this happened to you, and you were the one who'd just involuntarily shit yourself on your BF's bed? Is there anything I could say or do to console my GF? And if this happened to you, do you think you'd be able to enthusiastically consider having anal sex ever again?
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  • Anal sex, while it sounds great on paper can have A LOT of bad and dangerous effects.

    There are many other comments/opinions left here that are great advices.

    With the internet at your finger tips you should really do more research before performing unorthodox sexual activities.

    In the mean time you really need to find a way to apologize to this girl. She had no control over what happend and yes, it IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

    I don't know what else to tell you... maybe a brown eye for a brown eye? Let her give you an enema and have shit poor out your ass?

    • "Let her give you an enema and have shit poor out your ass?" Bwahahaha. Fantastic.

    • I am really, really sorry, and after looking it up and realizing that I must have triggered it, I've tried calling her up to apologize. But she hasn't answered. I've left a voicemail, but after what happened earlier, and given the state she was in when she left, I don't want to put pressure on her by trying to keep calling her. I want to give her time to recover and compose herself, before getting back to me when she's ready. I'd never heard of anything like this before, and I'm not the kind of guy who plans ahead when it comes to specific sexual activities, besides whether or not I'll need to use condoms. The decision to try anal for the first time was a spontaneous one by the both of us, and I didn't mean for this to happen. I'm extremely confident that she does NOT want to return the favor though- what else can I do or say to make it up to her though?

    • "and after looking it up and realizing that I must have triggered it, I've tried calling her up to apologize." Honestly that's good of you. Just leave a VM and apologize the best you can.

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  • If this happened to me I'd be scarred, I'm ngl. Especially if she's an insecure person.
    You vomiting did make it worse for her, but I'd remind her it's not something you could help just like she couldn't help shitting. I'd tell her that it was your fault by Cumming inside and all that (it'll make her feel better maybe,) but I wouldn't expect anal again for a while.

    This is honestly my worst nightmare (sexually) and why I haven't given anal yet. I'd probably react the same as your girlfriend.

    • She probably thinks you vomited because you're disgusted by HER. At least that's what I would think :c Next time you do anal tho be sure to use a condom... It's unsanitary not to, helps it slide in, and can protect the enema thing from. happening.

    • I rushed back as soon as I managed to stop, and I kept telling her that she didn't have anything to apologize for, that it wasn't her fault, that I'd clear up the mess. But she seemed distraught about it, and I don't know what I can do to comfort her and make it alright. If it weren't for this stomach bug I'm still getting over (I was puking all day on Monday, and I've only been able to eat proper food again since this morning), while I'd have still been grossed out, I wouldn't have thrown up.

    • let her know that (except for the grossed out part.)

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  • I was super scared of that happening when I first tried anal. And I still kind of am tbh. Your reaction was a bit over the top in my opinion, I mean it's her ass, obviously there's shit inside, and if you strech out her butthole there is a risk of shit slipping out alongside your dick. Yeah, it's rather gross but you didn't have to run away and throw up. I woujld feel really fucking horrible if my boyfrend did that.

    • I know, my immediate reaction was bad. But it's not like I could control it any more than she could, and at least I did it out of sight in the bathroom, bringing back tissues with me to start cleaning up the mess. How else should I have reacted?

    • He's just a rookie. The more ass you fuck, the less you give a shit -- about shit. Easy to clean out once you learn how. But it seems like the more you worry about it, the more it happens. I have shot the biggest loads of my life up girls butt holes. Sometimes it acted like an enema. So what? You clean up, hop in the shower, take a nap. When you wake up, you KNOW her ass is cleaned out. So time for Round Number TWO...

Most Helpful Guys

  • Tell her what you just told us. You don't blame her. That you were sick. That you're sorry for your reaction. Suggest she go really well right before next time. If she had any kind of stomach upset, that'll do it as well. If she's too concerned, you could give her an enema before. I love doing that. We're into S&M so I'm a bit mean about how I fill her, squeezing the bottle really hard and making her wait a long time.

  • O your both probably horrified. Comfort her and suggest that next time you two will be cleaner. Be sexual with her and give her a loving enema before hand. Make it romantic for her. Or at least as romantic an you can make it. Comfort her and tell her that you barfed at seeing your cum and her shit mixed coming out unexpectedly. She was amazing to you.

    • I did try to comfort her though, and I'd been telling her how amazing she was all the way through having sex with her; and she knows that I've been feeling sick and under the weather recently, that I'd been barfing all day long on Monday and that my stomach's only been settled enough to start eating proper food again since this morning. But I just couldn't console her.

    • Well then give her some time and try asking again. After you two do some normal sex.

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  • Dude, that's so mean!! 😕🙊
    Did neither of you read up on how to prep for anal? Hopefully you have now anyway.

    I would keep calling her and leaving messages once a day. Don't go quiet and wait for her to come to you, she's mortified and if your gently consistent it'll show that it doesn't matter. I don't think you need to apologise for the actual incident but your reaction could have been better (as gross as the incident is)

    • Course we didn't read up on how to prep for it. It was just something which we spontaneously decided to do, in the heat of the moment.

    • Might be a worthwhile read if it's ever something you choose to try again (even in the heat of the moment)

    • Well, I have read up on it now. But I don't think she's going to be ready and willing to give it a second try any time soon regardless.

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  • So who cleaned it up

    • I did, for the most part; she tried to clear up a bit of it at first, but after coming back out of the en-suite, I told her not to bother and to let me clean up the mess while she cleaned herself up, and she just left after that.

  • Hmmm, you really really have to be totally emptied out before. It had probably been many hours since her last bowel movement and that is why that happened. Next time, have a towel ready with tissues or paper towel to clean up with. Having a pre-wetted wash cloth would be great too. I fear though, that was your last time, LOL!

    • I fear you may be right. Which is a shame, because the sex itself was easily the best we've ever had. Even in spite of that, I think I'd be willing to consider doing anal again, so long as we prepped to make sure we didn't suffer a repeat, and that we were ready in case it did happen again. But she seemed to take it a lot harder than I did, and I don't think I'd be able to convince her to do it again any time soon.

    • Don't try to convince her about doing it again, because she'll feel even more terrible she can't give it to you :/

  • say sorry and learn how to do it properly and don't go ham first time you n** and yes i'm black I've had racist problems in my life because of this...

  • Jeez! The poor girl.

    You have anal sex - you should expect some sh*t to happen. (Pun intended)

    • I'm so sorry- I didn't mean to make that happen, or to react like that. :( What can I do to make it alright, make it up to her?

    • Nevet had shit comeout during anal sex

    • Did it happen to you?

  • lol I'm pretty sure maybe not to this extent but I'm pretty sure anyone who has had anal sex regularly will have some type of poop story! Next time you should ask her to play with a butt plug before hand, and make sure everything is as clean as possible, I'm sure google will have loads of tips!

    • Speaking from experience? Care to share? I can honestly say out of the countless times I have had anal, I really only have 3 or 4 poop stories. I know one was my fault. I was super-hyped to go apple picking, and kind of rushed us out the door in the morning. (I had blown a few loads in her ass the night before). Anyway, we're alone in the corner of the orchard, and the birds and bees started doing their thing. So we did too. Her asshole was still relaxed from the night before, so a few pumps in her pussy and I slid right in her pink bunghole. (I know... pussy to ass OK... ass to pussy not OK). Anyway, there we are. I am sliding in and out, and I see her shivering and shaking on the way to another anal orgasm. So I pick up the pace, and all of a sudden, brown shit started coming out on either side of my dick. I had a choice -- stop her in mid orgasm -- or keep going until I finished too. Well, you can guess what I did. I just pounded until I dumped a deep load. We took a minute to recover, and she went to put on her clothes -- not really pubic -- but a chance to be caught. I had to tell her to STOP -- and I used my underwear to clean us both up. She did not even feel it coming out! I mean, she was used to shitting cum, so maybe she thought it was just that? Anyway, I dumped my tighty whites in a dumpster, and we had a good chuckle about it. Took a shower when we got home, and yes, she got it up the ass again that day with no issues.

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  • Normal reactions
    you sick
    her embarrassed until the day she dies
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    why even try again?
    If that great, then I KNOW she'll be doing research... that could include you... to insure preparations are in place for another well planned event to avoid such consequences... and wear a rubber, pal... this research will tell why

  • Just tell her you are sorry for your reaction and that you want to be with her.
    Give it time for the mental wounds to heal, then buy a good enema kit from a pharmacist.
    If you do get a chance to do it again, help her to use the enema kit first.
    Then there will not be an embarrassing mess again, you will not throw up, and you will both have a great time!

  • This story sounds made up, but if its not that soundly painfully awkward for all parties involved.

    "Thinking about it now, I think I came so much inside her asshole that my cumshot worked as an enema"

    That's why she's supposed to have an actual enema BEFORE having anal sex. =.=

    • Well, neither of us had ever done anal before. We didn't know anything about enemas- I only found out in the past hour what an enema was, after looking it up to try and figure out what the hell had gone wrong.

    • Should have done more research lol

  • Dude, you are f***ing hilarious. Just call her and comfort her. It's just s***.

    • But I call "bull s***" when enemizing her rectum with jizz and supposedly making her cum

    • Already have called her, tried to comfort her. But my GF's the kind of girl who refused to venture into the courtyard of the Royal Mews when we visited Buckingham Palace because of the patches of horse dung here and there- the kind of girl who'll want to leave the park and go home if she spots a pile of dogs*** out in a field. I'm really worried about her, and about how she'll react in the coming days.

    • Hahahaha, you need to comfort her, bad. Invite her over again.

  • bruh, i would't have throw up for so far i wouldn't have sex but the rest you've done right.

  • LMAO!!! It didn't cross your mind that soemthing like this may happen?

    • Hey, it never happens in pornos, and I'd never seen or heard of anything that'd make me think it'd happen. Of course it didn't cross my mind- would it have crossed yours? And if it had, would you have still been able to go ahead and have sex after that thought had crossed your mind? Cause I'd have definitely lost my hard-on if it had crossed mine.

    • Well you could at least use a condom. Aparrently you haven't searched for any tips on how to do anal.

    • But if you still have to use a condom, what's the point of doing anal?

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  • I would first work on cleaning up, then I would try to comfort her. I have the opinion that if you want to go down the back road you need to be prepared for some mud.

  • Something similar happened with my wife and I where she was embarrassed and I just told her it’s just the risk I took by doing anal. I can’t imagine having that experience with someone I’m just dating. That would be horrifying for her when you just stormed out and then she felt all awkward having 💩 come out like that.

  • It's happened to me before but fortunately not my first time
    My exGf knew to clean me out first
    I hooked up with a guy who used my butt and I shit right on his dick
    Doesn't stop me from liking anal but he was just a hookup and I never saw him again

    • Hey -- IT happens! When you say you "shit right on his dick" --- was it after he pulled out? Or no, it happened during the fucking, but you never really knew it was coming out until after? I have an agreement -- if anything bad happens -- try to finish. Then hop in the shower together. It takes the pressure off. Plus, I don't want her clenching off the whole time. Stops her orgasm in its tracks.

  • No, it happens to the best of us. I had one friend who was getting busy with his wife... and she let go with full diarrhea hurricane! They now joke about how there was a silhouette of him on the wall behind them!!!

  • "But when I pulled back out after cumming inside of her, I wound up having to jump back to avoid the decent-sized pile of shit that came pouring out along with my cum afterward, which kind of put a huge dampener on the event."

    Had anal sex hundreds of time, never had anything close to that happen. Worst I've ever had was a small bit of shit on my dick, but even that's rare, and if you're not prepared for it, you shouldn't be having anal.

    I don't know what to say other than don't go there if she hasn't had a movement recently.

  • No I'd never do it again as I'd be way too embarrassed to

  • I don't use an enema before anal sex and my boyfriend comes inside my butt. Luckily that hasn't happened to me. But yeah you vomiting didn't help at all. She probably won't want to have anal again for awhile or every. But next time get an enema

    • Luckily. Very, very luckily. And I know my reaction definitely didn't help. But how else could I have reacted? I know that my reaction was the wrong reaction, but could there be any such a thing as a 'right reaction' to that situation? How was I supposed to react?

    • Well if that would have happened to me I would have want to him to just get paper towels (which he has on his desk next to his bed) and use them lol. And tell me so I can go to the bathroom and finish cleaning myself and then maybe both of us get a shower and just get over. And probably have vaginal sex in the shower to make things less awkward. And then get an enema for next time. If there is one

    • How does it feel when cums in your butt? Can you feel each spurt - or just the heat? Can you feel it more in ass than pu ssy? Does it always spurt out right after anal yes? Or no, it can stay trapped up there for hours some times?

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