Kicked in the balls? or giving birth? which one do you Think hurts more and why?

[Sjeggy]

well since i've never had a football coming out of my penis hole, i cannot say how painful it is to give birth. I do however have a bad experience with football shoes and a kick of for the ball that hit the wrong ball (s)...

but i remember something my mother said about giving birth:
"you basically get stoned from the pain because your body gives you pain killers when you get to a certain Point"

well either i'm a Little bitch or that shit doesn't apply for getting kicked in the balls because my god i was Crying like a Little bitch that just got castrated for the whole damn day

i do not mean to belittle giving birth whatsoever because it can be a 48 hour fun fest of pushing a baby out of your own body. but if you are numb for effectively the whole time, does it hurt as much? also i don't Count the contractions, that shit is painful as hell haha, but i mean the actual birth giving :)

once more i do not mean to offend, i was just interested in what you guys thought about this :)
please also keep it civil! if this shit turns into an all out war between butt hurt people no one gets anything from it ;)

[laurapalmer]

I don't think men realize everything that happens when someone gives birth. The first time a woman goes into labor, it can last 24+ hours. Your vagina can tear and sometimes it can tear all the way to your asshole. You are literally trying to move something through it that is too big to fit. It's also more than just your vagina that's in pain. Contractions from your uterus (which has gotten pretty big by now) are PAINFUL. Your heart is racing and you've got your private parts on display for a bunch of strangers to see. Many women end up pooping on the delivery table because their colon is spasming. Giving birth is like a freaking horror movie.

I have no doubt that being kicked in the balls hurts, but it doesn't hurt more than giving birth.

[Skadouchebag]

getting hit in the balls feels like getting poked in the eye.

[Wonderer89]

Birth for sure. Your vagina can literally tear to your ass, or the doctor can cut it with scissors and no anesthesia. It goes for HOURS and then after delivering the baby you get to deliver the placenta. And after the placenta a kindly nurse massages your uterus which is extra agony to help it shrink back down and prevent postpartum haemorrhage.

I'm sure a kick in the balls is horrible, but then it's literally over

[Sjeggy]

i understand, my mother got almost ripped vertically and got ripped horizontally i can only say that my experience was that my balls were sensitive and painful even Days after :) so it's not just instantly over

[Wonderer89]

So is a vagina, you're still bleeding for weeks and have to put condoms full of ice in your underwear for relief. I don't mean that the pain is over instantly, but there is a 1-3 second kick and you can begin your recovery. Child birth is hours before you can start recovering

[Sjeggy]

no the pain isn't that short haha, it comes in throbbing Waves of agony haha but like with my mother she can barely remember it because her body took over :) i don't mean you aren't right by the way ;)

[Wonderer89]

Lol lucky for your mum. Mine can remember, in great detail that she likes to remind me of when I get mouthy

[Sjeggy]

awwe that sucks... i'm kind of happy i have a penis instead xD

[mutedaisy]

I would rather stab myself in each thigh than go through active labor again. I vote A. Even though it's a mute point seeing as I don't have any balls. I sure any guy can choose between stabbing themselves twice or being kicked in the balls.

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[Sjeggy]

aaah that gif, sleep is overrated <3

[Titanic1912]

That is why the women have the babies because men can't handle the PAIN!

https://youtu.be/KQjJ1u6qnug

Watch the clip so you'll understand why I said this. Robin Williams says what I just typed.

[AlphaMale1]

Women risk their lives when giving birth.
Never heard of a guy dying from having his balls kicked although at the moment death is a welcome option lol

[Curlybeauty17]

I think your pelvis separating, your cervix dilating, your vagina stretching to the point that it rips or needs to be cut along with contractions that get worse as you give birth is pretty freaking bad. I know balls are really sensitive but imagine the the most sensitive and intimate parts of your body tearing itself apart so that a being that has been growing inside you like a parasite can finally leave your body after 9 whole months.

[Curlybeauty17]

Also this process can take hours upon hours. My cousin was in labor for 12 whole hours.

[CalebJay18]

I say, getting kicked in the nuts hurts more initially, but giving birth is no doubt far more painful... Imagine your skin tearing... bleghh

[KatherineWilliams]

There are stimulators for the pain of giving birth and the men who tried them said that giving birth is more painful than being kicked in the balls so... You have your answer.

[Sjeggy]

however, the female body is more capable of handling said pain :)

[KatherineWilliams]

I'm sure the makers of the stimulator took that under consideration

[Skadouchebag]

mothers who've passed kidney stones say that *that* is more painful than all.

[KatherineWilliams]

@Skadouchebag the comparison though is between labor and kick in the balls

[sunshinechyk]

Giving birth can last hours... I was in labor for 19. So I would rather get kicked in the balls then have my vagina contract and stretch from the width of 2 fingers to the width of a baby.

[LaFemmeFatale]

Just came across that question xD you have weird thoughts 😂 I believe giving birth is wayy more painful
I will never feel what guys feel during kicking in the balls, but they feel fine after few minutes, I guess that's not that much painful ha?

[Sjeggy]

well for me it was not a few minutes haha i had pain for a long time and after that i was sensitive, and i know that in sheer pain levels giving birth is more painful however women's bodies make their own painkillers and are basically stoned after a certain point

[LaFemmeFatale]

Ohh that's so sad xD once I hit guy there accidentally, I aimed stomach and It was darkness, he wanted me to check his abs, I guess I didn't have that good aim hahaha

[Sjeggy]

wow haha i don't Think you're a sport fanatic huh? hahaha

[LaFemmeFatale]

Yup I should admit I've never been the best at shooting and aiming xD I've been the fastest at running though :D

[Sjeggy]

That means I won't be able to catch you whenyou punch me in he dick hahaha

[LaFemmeFatale]

You know I'm not that brutal, I have a kind heart :D

[Sjeggy]

Suuuuure you're a little angel ;)

[LaFemmeFatale]

^_^ ^_^

[Blanchmess]

Well bothering hurts equally. Though the male party are connected to the brain vomit center. Where if a guy gets kicked, They Might feel nauseaded and have a high blood pressure.

For Women Pain Might Vary. But for women the pain exist up to 8 hours while male for 1 hour or less. And not only by that. There has been many women who died from labor. Mostly heart related

[Blanchmess]

Both*

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Giving birth.

[FinnishBeautyGirl]

Giving birth

[Skadouchebag]

two things for everyone to note:
1) mothers who have passed kidney stones say that the kidney stone hurts more than birth.

2) getting hit in the balls actually feels a lot like getting poked in the eye, only more intense.

[Unit1]

If you get kicked in the balls with steel boots and full blowing power, then it will hurt as much as giving birth.

[RainbowFanGirl]

Well that's hard to judge, since each sex can't experience the other possibility. But I will say giving birth due to the fact that you're pushing a mini human through a small hole.

[Sjeggy]

i know it's hard to judge, i just got curious when i remembered my mom saying that :)

[RainbowFanGirl]

And what did your mom choose?

[Sjeggy]

i didn't ask her haha

[Skadouchebag]

you ever been poked in the eye? that's what getting hit in the balls feels like.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@Skadouchebag giving birth hurts too ya know. :P

[GoodLuckCharlie]

It depends how hard you kick. You know, animals give birth without much trouble, so I'm pretty sure it's usually not fatal. However, a kick given just right could actually kill you from the pain.

[Adigelunar]

ı think they are equal

[TheInvisibleMan]

It has been scientifically proven that getting kicked in the balls hurts more. You could have just googled it and find out instead of asking here

[Sjeggy]

yet the scientifically proven thing is in sheer contrast with the birthgiving simulation for men, who say it is more painful

[TheInvisibleMan]

Thats what a few guys said who were a part of that experiment, but the research Im talking about measured it in units, and there is a big difference. So which do you think is more accurate?

[Sjeggy]

however some of the articles say a kick in the balls is 9000 del?

[TheInvisibleMan]

Yes, while for childbirth its about 55-60 I think. So the difference is pretty big. Thats acience, and thats as close to the truth as you get since nobody can experience bith and then say which is worse

[TheInvisibleMan]

science*

[Sjeggy]

for some reason, consider 280 is practically Death, i find 9000 rather ridiculous

[TheInvisibleMan]

The human body can actually take up to 45, so childbirth is already too much. And as for the kick in the balls, well its still like a kick to the internal organ, a very sensitive one too, so I don't know, I guess its possible

[Sjeggy]

kidney stones is 120, Child birth is the equivalent of 20 bones breaking

[TheInvisibleMan]

Yes, and kick in the balls is equivalent to 160 child births. It all depends overall, there are kicks of different strength and the pain at childbirth isn't the same either. Healthy women who lead a healthy life experience very little pain at childbirth. So I don't really know which cases did scientists take for both of these

[WhaChaChaKing]

I assume childbirth. It's much longer.

[Sjeggy]

That's why I added the detail that during child birth pain gets shut off after a certain amount of time :)

[WhaChaChaKing]

Still longer.

[wolfie12]

Balls, they come with emotional pain and being worried about your genes being able to survive generations...

[disgustingweebtrash]

In the moment and for the next hour, balls. Over time and for eight hours, birth.

[_HimigNgKalayaan_]

Science verdict on this was, kick in the balls. Google for more info

[Sjeggy]

has there actually been a comparison in pain reaction between the two? because i cannot Believe that giving birth is 57 del whereas getting kicked in the balls is 9000

[lazermazer]

i go for facts over femminnazis , kick in balls are more painful. Del is unit of pain. search on web

[Sjeggy]

however can you give me any sources? i mean, i googled, and a lot of people seem to Think getting kicked in the balls is 9000 del units of pain

[Blitzkrieger]

Lol at all the girls downplaying getting kicked in the balls. Sure childbirth can have complications but so can being kicked in the balls. You can lose your testicles from getting them kicked. A vagina is made to give birth but balls aren't made to be kicked so you can't really compare them.