How can I buy this without my parents knowing? Where can I hide it?

I turn 18 in March. I am getting Amazon gift cards for Christmas. I want to buy a thrusting dildo, a suction tongue vibrator for my clit, and some lube. I will also be buying other things so they all come in one big box. All orders are fulfilled by Amazon and shipped from Amazon. Where would be a good discreet place to hide these from my parents? My room has no good hiding spots.
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I don't have a boyfriend. I don't want to risk getting an STD or Pregnant but I'm craving sex! The closet in my room is full, I share a bunk bed... so that's not gonna work. I was planning on using them in the bathroom while showering.
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My house doesn't have a basement
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Speaking from my own personal experience and perspective, if you are turning eighteen, then you are technically an adult and you don’t need to hide what you’re buying from your parents. If you feel shame, embarrassment, or guilt for what you’re about to purchase, then, again from my perspective, you should not purchase such items, as you have not developed the emotional and mental maturity to cope with having and using such items with your parents knowing about it.

    Granted, there are those who will argue, it is your private actions and you have a right to your privacy, and the fact you’re still living under your parent’s roof and authority is beside the point, as you have a right to do what you want, without their knowledge or possible criticism.

    Unfortunately, I’m also of the opinion and mind with the saying, “if you don’t want someone to know something, then perhaps you shouldn’t do it.” The point being is that if you feel you don’t want your parents to know you are experimenting with your sexuality, and you’re still living in their home, then you might consider waiting until you are out on your own, in your own space, and then you can do whatever you want without having to worry about your parents discovering what you’re doing or having to hide these items from them.

    Sometimes, just because you may have a right to do something, or a right to privacy, or whatever the topic or action may be, doesn’t always mean, now is the right time and place to be doing them. Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should, and if you’re parents are unable to accept the fact you’re an adult now or if you can’t deal with the notion of embracing your sexuality regardless of who knows what you’re doing, then perhaps now is not the time and place. That’s my bottom line.

  • Umm, maybe get your own place first if you are that worried/embarrassed about it? Trust me, they won't have much of a heart attack over smuggled vibrators and dildos. They will just be glad it's not guys or drugs you are sneaking in (which will unavoidably cross their mind if they see you trying to hide something). Hell if Realdolls existed when I was a kid I wouldn't care if the parents saw it, other than the fact I'd never hear the end of it (probably the opposite if I were a girl) about why I don't get a real girl.

Most Helpful Girls

  • here's an idea
    If your that horny, go to school or work and start rubbing up against a guy, bend over a lot infront of him, wink and smile at him, accidentally bump into him with your ass, or just talk to him and seduct him. GET A GUY, ANY GUY IT doesn't MATTER. Go to his house, and give him a blow job, have him lick your pussy and fucking ride him. Make sure to throw your ass back into him if your doing it doggy. Lots of smacking and your legs will start shaking. JUST FUCK ANYONE. GO GET A GUY AND FUCK HIM. Forget the dildos!!! So much better the real way

  • An old purse that never gets used and sits in your closet
    A shoe box hidden away in your closet that never gets touched
    Under your mattress ( only if your parents never touch your bed)
    If you have a basement wrap it up and hide it under some stuff that never gets touched
    If you have scarves wrap it up in a scarf and keep it with the other scarves never know the difference
    Under stuffed animals
    Inside winter boots that you might not wear a lot just put a sock on top ( like you pulled them off and left the sock inside)

  • when you go to amazon and go the shipping address you can choose an amazon drop box to pick your package up at a different location than your house.
    Don't have any ideas for hidding places because my toys have always just been in my nightstand.

  • Get a safe and hide it in your bathroom on a bottom shelf behind a bunch of stuff.

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  • You can get a safe box, one with a fingerprint scanner, soy you are the only one capable of opening it.
    Something like this. www.amazon.com/.../ref=sr_1_4

  • If you don't have your own room hiding things is going to be impossible.

  • Well there is a gift option as I know. So if you can just select that option I'm pretty sure they won't open it. When your parents ask you about the gift you can just show a book or I don't know something 😆

  • I have a silicone dildo hiding in my bathroom cabinet wrapped in a towel. You could do that.

  • Short answer? You probably most likely can't.

  • Do you a clothes closet in your room you hide it in? Do you have a place
    in the basement that no goes that you could hide it? How about under
    your bed?

  • You don't get std if you find a virgin boyfriend and have sex with him using protection, or that isn't an option lol?

  • good luck with that. skip the dildos and get a guy

  • maybe a drawer?

  • I think you won't be able to hide those dildos.

  • have you not got a boyfriend then

  • Hide em in your pussy

  • Just wait until your married to a wonderful man before having sex.

    • not everyone shares a symbolic connection to their virginity or even sex.

  • in the vents.

    • or in the attic.

    • disguise it as something else, or get one of those duel purpose ones that dont look like one.

    • disassemble it and reassemble it like a gun. that way people will confuse its purpose since it doesn't normally work.

  • I hide my rabbit vibrator in a shoe box behind the toilet (in my own bathroom)

  • Buy something else with your Amazon gift card. You're 17, you don't need a dildo!

  • I can fuck you if u want. i can make you squirt. i'm good at licking pussy too.

  • have a friend get it for you