I ended up ejaculating on my sister's new dress. help?

[Anonymous]

I am 20 year old and MIND YOU GUYS i am guilty as hell so dont give me how shameless or bastard i am. So my sister is 19 and she got a new red dresss which she was asking for like 13 weeks.[she gets it for chistmas]. I dont really have any sexual feels at all towards her. We has a chirstmas celebration ovr and she wore her red dress. She looked nice and all but i had noo feels for her at all.. But the following day i was alone at home and thought of getting naughty a little bit. I was really into the act and i saw her dress in the next room... I don't know what i was thinking then but i ended up ejaculating on her dress in such a way that her dress was socked in it. I feel really bad about it. I am really scared of what could happen now. please dont make me feel even bad about myself. A suggestion to handle it really well would be appreatiated... thanks.

[Jager66]

only 6 ways out of this that I can see...

1. Be super sneaky and take it to have a professional clean it, or more risky but try to clean it your self.
2. Take that dress and dispose of it, buy a new exactly the same one and replace it.
3. Tell your sister.
4. Tell your dad.
5. Let it dry and pretend like you have no idea what she's talking about when she starts asking people who got stuff on her dress. Just say she must have spilled something on it... I don't know what that could be though lol
6. When she gets mad blame it on her, accuse her of fucking some guy while wearing the dress and call her nasty. Probably not the best option.

[Asker]

6 is kinda naughtty... lol

[truthbeknown]

Take it out without anyone seeing, and get it professionally cleaned. Don't hide that you had it cleaned, but just say you accidentally knocked it down, tripped on it, and spit your drink on it and got it dirty.

[Anonymous]

Continue to sneak around
steal the dress to a professional cleaners
along with items of your own
and upon return pin a note to it
saying you thought it a good deed, since you were out cleaning stuff anyway
and hope they didn't ruin it

idiot

[Jager66]

I love how this starts.. "Continue to sneak around" lol

[misseasybreeze]

go and wash it before it dries, and if anything be like oh darn i just spilled some milk on it but like its washing now, dry, it (make sure you read the label inside so you dont ruin it)

[Somewhat_Normal]

Put some random shit on the cum stain like paste, gel or something similar so irl cover up and you won't have to explain anything since it'll be washed off without any trace of your dirty dirty semen.

[TornadoCreator]

You're in denial. You clearly have a thing for your sister... Which is never a good sign.

[ajeaves]

hey tornadocreator. boys aren't sluts

[ajeaves]

remember? aha ha stalk stalk

[Asker]

@ajeaves excatly

[ajeaves]

asked I remember you

[ajeaves]

asker

[TornadoCreator]

@ajeaves That doesn't stop them being pervs with an incest fetish.

[Whendutycalls]

Seek medical attention immediately 😂😂

[Asker]

lol... i see what u did there... but as i said i wanna make it better...

[Whendutycalls]

Lol Take it to the dry cleaners, they will fix it up

[Asker]

well that sounds convencing thnks

[juniorsrosie]

I don't know, ask Monica Lewinsky

[CaliSoccerGuy]

nice one ;)

[Asker]

who is she

[juniorsrosie]

Google her.

[OlderAndWiser]

Tell her that a TROLL did it!

[Elarra]

Umm... why can't you just wash it?

[Asker]

bcoz she just hung it near her table and washing clothes is done by my mom. She is really excited about her dress so she would very easily know that there's something wrong with dress

[Elarra]

Scrub it out by hand then with detergent and water.

[Asker]

wow... sounds helpfull... but thing is semen was really thick and sticky... so it was kinda very difficul to wipe it

[Elarra]

Hand wash it. It'll come out. If I can get cake batter, syrup, and grass stains out by hand scrubbing something then you can get semen out. It's really not that hard.

[Asker]

yeah well i see/ by the way have u been in such situation?

[Elarra]

What do you mean?

[ajeaves]

Replace it? Find the receipt and see what you can do

[skystar21]

put the dress in bucket full of water

[Asker]

but then everybody will know that somethings wrong

[skystar21]

u can say it fell down... put it toothpaste on it pretendingly.. no body ud ever think that u cummed on it..

[Asker]

lol nice... its worth trying

[jman46241]

Ask Monica Lewinsky..

[deathcat42]

oh dear... clean it as soon as possible

[jacquesvol]

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[genericname85]

dude you should get laid xD who knows what your desparation will lead to next.

[Asker]

lol ok

[cupidkisses]

buy a new one for her

[Jrossetti]

Put a hair dryer up to it

[steveeee_94]

your fucked unless you can get it dry cleaned before she uses it

[Anonymous]

TROLLIOLOLOLOLOL

[Anonymous]

Buy her a new dress and keep jacking off on the original.

[Anonymous]

holy shit lol, rip dresss hahahahahficdbdhdgbyb

[Anonymous]

Hahaha u so funny bitch. U cummed n it? Lololololol so funny. Given how idiot donkey u are. Go tell yr sis so that it wouldn't be bad. Donkey.

[ajeaves]

are you saying donkey because it means ass?

[Opinion Owner]

@ajeaves

[Opinion Owner]

*** no. Donkey meaning animal donkey

[ajeaves]

ass means donkey.

[Opinion Owner]

@ajeaves so!! So what huh?

[ajeaves]

It's a double meaning

[Asker]

but we have proper relationship... i dont wanna spoil it with her... by telling her that there are my semen on her dress

[ajeaves]

The Sea Men await her on the dress arrrrrr!

[Opinion Owner]

@Asker u already like your sister. Do we say point is it? Go tell your sister you want her in bed.

[Asker]

how could u be such a whore to even say it

[Opinion Owner]

Now dont pretend. Go inside... ur self. U will understand! Huh

[Anonymous]

Replace the dress before she finds out

[CaliSoccerGuy]

And burn the old dress! Well.. he'd likely use it as a new cum rag lol