Do you Masturbate in the (stand up) Shower?

Do you Masturbate in the (stand up) Shower?


My personal guess is that this is more of a guy thing, although surely some girls do it too.

I live with all guys. So this just a hypothesis. But I think it's pretty solid.

Do you "DO YOU" ... in the shower? Standing?

I'm a guy - quite often
Vote A
I'm a guy - sometimes
Vote B
I'm a guy - very rarely (or never)
Vote C
I'm a girl - hell yes
Vote D
I'm a girl - not often
Vote E
I'm a girl - I can't do it standing up really
Vote F
I don't masturbate (liar)
Vote G
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Most Helpful Guys

  • If I'm just trying to rub one out, real quick, then yes. That's rarely the case, but it does happen.

    I usually prefer to be sitting, or reclined (out of the shower). That's my usual position, because I like to edge myself, and take my time, so it's just more comfortable.

  • I usually just stretch my flaccid penis up to my mouth and suck for a couple minutes.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I sometimes do it in the shower but it's hard to stand when the floor is slippery plus when the knees go weak... it's an accident waiting to happen & a story I don't fancy sharing to the ambulance crew who will eventually come and rescue me.

  • I have done it standing up but usually if I am doing in the shower which is a shower tub for us, I will use the hand held water sprayer thing and do it while laying down.

    • Nice

  • There was this one time me and my friend took a shower together and basically tried to see who could get off first, without faking it of course. 😂

    • Hot as fuck

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • personally i wouldn't be able to. i just can't cum while standing, unless im having sex. but i will sit on the toilet lid usually. but in bed at night, is the perfect time for me.

  • yes, i do and i actually have quite a few times

    • What do you use?

  • I TOTALLY DO... with the removable shower head!!! That ROCKS!! 😬

    • ahhh...

    • 😬😬

    • My sister insists on a removable shower head every place we live. At first, I didn't get why, but i walked in on her once and NOW I understand and enjoy the Massage function a lot!

  • I can't masturbate standing up and not even in the shower Lol
    I need my bed for that. So, I guess that's a guy thing haha

    • same for me.

    • I don't masturbate in the shower, never have. It's comforting to know you masturbate in your bed.

    • @Justin85283 Thank you, it's good to know.

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  • G) Not a liar... I am just a nun

  • I used to, but I prefer my own bed.

  • Brave to not post this anon!

    • I never post anon, and I rarely allows anonymous answers. :)

  • I'd rather be sitting or laying down, personally.

  • I don't.

  • I masturbate in the shower quite often.

    It's difficult to do, but it definitely gives my legs, and butt a good workout, and makes me sweat. The clean up is much easier, and it feels so much better. I love it!

  • It feels pretty good, but I hate cleaning the walls afterwards.

    That's why I rarely do it.

  • That's why they put suction cups on toys!😜 lol.

    • I'll add that I have to lie down to finish. 😜

    • How big do you like them?

  • Of course... it makes the clean up far easier.

  • Girl, you know the answer to this one LOL... but for the general public, the answer is no. I've tried, but I have trouble coming standing up. Maybe it's just me...

    • thats pretty common for many women. I have to lie down and relax

    • I had the same problem the one and only time I tried to have sex standing up, so it's not just a masturbation thing.

    • Most women get more pleasure out of it laying down. Able to open their legs and masturbate better.

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  • Not very often, I have a boyfriend now so sex is a sure thing. ;)

  • Nope I prefer to do it in a bath.

    • Ewww

    • I don't let it flow there. I quickly get out to dispose elsewhere.

    • LOL. That seems like a lot of trouble as opposed to say, your bed with some tissues.

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  • No. It's kind of boring, considering I have nothing. Plus, the music kinda makes me wanna get hyped more than play with myself lol

  • I only do it in the shower as a last resort if i can't get any 'alone time' in my bed.

  • One of my favorite places to masturbate!
    I can take as long as I want! I like to edge I have great orgasms with mind blowing ejaculations!
    I love to masturbate in the shower! I love to play with my penis in the shower!

  • Meh, not really tbh.

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