Do you think Lara Croft is a smelly woman?

Something I was thinking about today. She's always running around, jumping and climbing in dirty tombs and caves.

Things to keep in mind.
1. She's out there for days sometimes.
2. She sweats.
3. Her underarms, underboobs and feet will build of a smell.
4. She runs, jumps and climbs a lt.
5. She explores old dirty tombs and caves. I'm sure those places have a smell
6. She can't brush her teeth so she has morning breath
7. Running in a forrest all the time means she stepped in animal poop.
8. Vagina stink builds up
9. She swims in dirty water, runs around in mud and snow.
10. If she has to poop the sweat form a hard days work will make the anus area smells no matter how much you wipe. (Remember she's out there for days with no way to get clean)

Conclusion: Lara is a smelly lady. Riding in a car with her is like having a burning trash dump next to you.
Do you think Lara Croft is a smelly woman?



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Most Helpful Guys

  • I think that you are overthinking this way too much. She's not real. If she were real, why would she need to be sexually desirable in all situations? Should she also be sexually desirable when she's having a shit?

    Get out more.

  • She still not smelly as an average man, so many men would not even notice. :D

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Well yeah being an action-adventure hero is a dirty job.

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  • She is a hot sweaty women.

  • LOL yeah, I bet she really, really stinks after pumping her body through all those tunnels n caves n stuff LOL

  • Bullshit answer: I wish I could take this question seriously.

    Real answer: No.

  • also she's a whore so she smells like semen and shame

  • Probably

  • lmao
    she's hot

  • Hey, some dudes like sweaty, stinky women 😏

  • Dude, you have way too much free time. Get a job.