Would you kill yourself?

If you were Darth Vader would you kill yourself
Would you kill yourself?
Would you kill yourself?
Let's look at damage he recieved:
1. Scorched lungs
2. All 4 limbs cut off and attached poorly/painfully prosthetics
3. Robot cybernetics are clunky and you can barely walk properly
4. In constant pain
5. Need cybernetics to hear because your ear drums are damage
6. Mad facial scars
7. Lung scorched and can barely breath
8. Can't wipe your ass
9. Limbs mobility heavily impaired
10. Constant nightmares and unable to sleep
11. Cornea in eye damaged and can't see bright lights
12. Can barely make any sounds with your voice due to fucked up vocal chords.
13. Dick is burnt beyond repair and can't get a boner
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I don't think so, because it's Darth Vader man, the most badass cripple in the galaxy, maybe if it was someone else then I would had killed myself. The robot cybernetics are not clunky, in fact it's much more advance then any prosthetics that we have in our world. You don't really need to hear and see when you can sense people through the force. Sith Lords and Jedi Masters don't need to eat, they can get energy from the force itself, so no eating, no shitting. Anakin don't need his dick anymore after Padmé have died, so it's not such a big deal in that case, also with having no dick, who care about mad facial scars? Darth Vader don't need to attractive anymore. It's still suck to have the pain, and permanently losing so many living cells (it's also lower Darth Vader's mandalorian count), but I think that it's possible to live with that, at least until Jar Jar would come hunting me. :P

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo
    • I mean midi-chlorians count.

Most Helpful Girls

  • if they have the technology to keep my heart moving then I would live

  • No, I would not kill myself. Killing oneself is the cowards way out.

    • Especially if you can take out Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Emperor before dying. ;)

  • If I felt I still had a purpose and a calling no. If not then yes.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Still feel like I could get good pussy for the sole fact that I could tell bitches I'm Dark Vader. That alone would life worth living for.

  • No I would continue to live just to mess with my enemies' lives...

  • nope

  • No way, id kill to be Darth Vader

  • sure why not

  • no because I would have amazing force powers and lighting hands

    • Darth Vader don't use force lightning, as you actually need an living hand to use it. :P

    • Well I didn't say force lightning I was talking about "kenitite". I'm probably spelling that wrong, but it's more of an electrical discharge of his suit.

  • Buddy I'd ask them to pull the plug the first second I could.

  • Nope. Christianity disallows suicide

    • Christianity disallows being Dark Lord of the Sith as well. ;)