STORY TIME! tell me the story about the first time you had sex with the last person you had sex with?

I don't remember what we were talking about exactly but I remember sitting in the garden with my Bestfriend drunk getting air laughing our drink asses off he was playing with the tattoo on my thigh and I made a comment about missing sex he asked if I hadn't had sex with the guy I invited to the party and I said I did but he came very fast so I got nothing out of it we both laughed about it and told him to tell me about the sex gods (I used to joke about him being a sex god because all the girls he slept with would act crazy) last sexual exploit so I can live through him and he told me he was in a drought and hadn't got none all summer which I still don't believe but w. e he said he's been hanging out with me all summer and girls don't like that
I asked why hasn't he ever tried to have sex with me and he said he's always wondered what I looked like naked but wouldn't want to do it to me which I found hilarious our friends came outside and we all hung out for a bit.
I stayed to help him clean up I was in his kitchen washing dishes and he came behind me and started kissing on my neck I smiled and and let him touch me but asked "What are you doing" and he said "Fucking up your life" turning off the water and backing me out the room he sat in a chair and told me to undress and I laughed and did the most drunken strip tease there was luckily It was summer so it wasn't much to take off he had me spin around then I said your turn and he took off his shirt which is great but seen it before and he annoyingly took long getting his shorts off and I'm thinking crap don't let this suck and when he finally took his briefs off HIS DICK SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME I've seen big penis' but on averages maybe 8 inches was my norm but he is something else I went from shocked to scared to confused to feeling like his penis was challenging my vag so I said fuck it and it was the best sex I've ever

I married that man.
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  • I was working at a club, she was waiting for her friends that had stood her up at the parking area. She asked me if anyone else was still in the club, told her no.

    She then got back into the car, tried to start it but it could not start. I helped her give it a push and off that junky American car coughed back into life. It was one tiny Chrysler. She asked me if I wanted a ride as it was already 2am. I thought why not, it was a chilly night in Newcastle.

    I got into the car, except there was one problem, neither of us knew the roads in Newcastle and I went to work using a cyclepath and she was this American exchange student. She started driving and was really lost. Then we stumbled upon a kebab van. We bought some kebabs and tried to ask for directions except the kebab van was manned by a Turk who had no idea. We saw a road sign for a park and decided to drive to it.

    We got talking and soon forgot we were lost and it was already 3am. Mostly I kept poking her to say something the way us Brits would say it but she kept on with that southern drawl. Not sure in the end how it got to it but she somehow opened up to the fact that she had not had it since coming to Britain and she asked me if I had ever done a girl from Georgia. I didn't get a chance to answer her as she leaned over and started kissing me. She purred that I would before the night was over. I told her perhaps we should make our way home before we got mugged. She went like fine.

    We got back into the car and tried to get to where she lived. We managed to find it using road signs.

    I told her I better be heading off and she decides to put her arms around my neck and start kissing. Then she stops briefly to asks if I really wanted to go. I told her it is kind of cold out, she said we could go in.

    We go into her flat, she leads me straight to the bed. I saw by her bed she had a chess set, I asked her if she was up for a game. She said she had a better chest to play with and took her top off and put them to my face while taking some clothes of mine off. She switched off the lights. We started foreplay, I played a lot with her boobs and butt, both of which are big. She felt mine saying it is big and probably going to hurt her.

    I then laid on her, first try and it was in her, never heard a moan like the kind she let out and we did it 4 rounds.

    10 years on, there is a 9 year old brat following.

    • I love it

    • How are you liking that 8 incher? How long has it been since that first time?

    • It's been five years

  • I was 17 and the girl was 16. We went into my room at the time and felt each other up like we always did when we were alone. Never got the nerve to do it. But that day was different. Had 3 hours until anyone else would come home. We were both so scared that we didn't look at our privates lol. But I tried to go as slowly as possible because we were both virgins. It'd hurt her, but I'd stop and go when she was ready again.

    That was 10 fucking years ago. And I'm still with her. Holy crap time flies.

    • Love it completely

    • Thanks! I smile thinking back to that every time.

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  • So, I'd only known this guy a short while, we'd hung out a bit, talked on the phone a lot, and had been on one date. He asked me out dancing and I didn't even know if it was as friends or a date, the lines were so blurry. I liked him a lot but we'd never touched and I wasn't sure I was into him, plus we were so different - he was so experienced and I had only dated / had sex with a couple guys, I was so intimidated by him. He was the kind of guy who never settles down, so I didn't see him as relationship material but I thought he might be fun to get to know. We went out drinking and dancing and had a great time, and like halfway through he put his hands on my hips, it was the first time we'd touched and right then I knew we had chemistry. I remember when he went to kiss me for the first time thinking "ok big talker, show me what you've got" because he'd talked so much shit about all his experience. Kissing on the dance floor led to drunkie fooling around at his place and I remember telling him, "we're so different, we'd never work in a relationship. But I think we should be friends with benefits." He said "yeah, sure, ok." I feel like foreplay lasted forever in a good way, and we both kept upping the ante and the passion kept building between us. Every time I'd respond positively to something he did, he'd laugh or chuckle like he was having a great time and finally he said "you have so many on buttons, it's awesome." It made me feel like I was doing something right just by being myself. When we finally had sex it was the most incredible sex of my life and totally changed how I saw sex forever. That was the night I learned I can have multiple orgasms one after another!

    Fast forward 5 years, and we're engaged. :) He says he never intended to be friends with benefits but when I suggested it, he agreed so he could spend more time with me and make me fall in love with him. Crazy like a fox, that guy of mine. :)

    • I'm loving all these drunken love connections 😍 and you're story was lovely funny and cute

    • Aww thank you! :) I loved your story too!

  • I invited him in and immediately began to kiss him and tease him. He got the message quickly and we began to strip each other. We went upstairs naked, he climbed on top of me, and we went at it for a long time. I think it was a couple of hours.

    He's REALLY good!

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  • hope u still continues to ve married to the same guy.. 😋

    • Going on a year but this was five years ago

    • okay.. great going then!! 😊👍

  • Aw, you had to remind me of my sweet ex. 😁

    Relationship was going well and I really thought she might be the one. I asked her if she wanted to wait and make our first time special.

    We talked about the right hotel. Her friends were going to take her lingerie shopping.

    But, ah, I guess our patience ran out. (Her fault, I tell you! My willpower would have held up! Plus she has this nice, big, comfy bed.)

    As the Grease song goes; wonder what she's doing now.

    • Aweee

    • :-) 😎 😁

  • Me my girlfriends were at her friends house. Everyone was drunk. I decided to go to bed. So I crawled into her best friends bed and fell asleep. Woke up cuddled up with a hand full of Ass. So woke her up and said my bad 8 fell asleep ima go. She said no stay your girl is past out on the couch. Short version were still married 12 years later two kids.

    • 12 years is goals

  • Lovely story. And the first time i had sex wih the last woman, I married her too.

    • Love 😍

    • Thank you. For once I thought you would demand my story as well, and I would have to pen it...

    • I'm certainly curious but I assume some people are private

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  • I like your story.

    We had sex in her bedroom on her bed, it wasn't allowed because men weren't allowed in women's bedrooms in the accommodation we she lived in but we sneaked up and she climbed on top of me and rode me very well. I married her.

    • So much love I love it

  • We were both drunk and I stupidly actually drove her back to her place. Luckily I didn't get busted or worse, crash and kill somebody or even worse, kill myself.

    I wasn't expecting sex but she asked me if I wanted to use her shower and then I thought hmm.. she wants me to be clean for sex. Maybe she will go down on me.
    I had a shower and came back out with the towel around me. She said I didn't need it. We went straight to bed and had sex then slept and had sex again in the morning.

    • Hella cool alcohol making love connections

    • Yep. Since time began.

    • Yeah a lot of people figure 24 ( we have been married a year) is kinda young to get married but I've know him forever and can't exactly tell my parents "look, Jen, Pat, great sex is hard to find let alone great sex with a person you love being around why wait" so they just think we went crazy

  • we do this to tease

  • We smoked some meth and I hand cuffed her and I pounded that pussy for 2 hours

    • Well that's different

  • If you only mean intercourse, I have no story for you yet.

    • Virgins are cool beans dude

    • Why that?

    • Because sex doesn't determine a relationship or a person

  • I like popcorn, but no sex.😂

    • Popcorn is the shit

  • No story... As I have not had my first sex yet..

    • That's cool too

    • Hmmm :) :)

  • still virgin

    • That's cool but technically that means this one's not for you love

  • My girlfriend invited me to go with her to a nice restaurant for dinner, drinks and dancing with another couple. The band was very good and she was really into dancing; that made her thirsty so she probably had one too many drinks. She is a lightweight drinker anyway. We left the restaurant around 11 am and she passed out in the car on the way home.

    When we got home, I helped her inside. She went into her bedroom, flopped down sideways on the bed and it looked like she wasn't going to move. I asked if she wanted some help getting into bed and she said
    "yeah, I can't sleep in this dress."

    I removed her shoes and then helped her to get out of her dress. She indicated that her bra would be uncomfortable for sleeping so I removed that. I pulled down the covers and she crawled into a normal position for sleeping in the bed. The last thing she said was, "Why don't you stay?"

    I stripped down to my boxers and got in bed. Being next to an almost totally naked lady made it a little difficult to go to sleep but she was passed out and I didn't want to take advantage of her and I also wanted her to remember the first time we made love.

    When we woke up in the morning, I was on my back, she was on her side with her head was on my shoulder and her knee raped across me. She said "good morning," and gave me a passionate kiss. I pulled her body tightly against mine and she felt how hard I was. She reached over and felt me and said, "I want to feel you in me."

    Within a few second, we were both naked and fondling each other. I made her cum with my fingers and then I made her cum with my tongue. When I finally got inside her, she was very wet, very aroused, and it didn't take much for her to have another orgasm. As soon as I felt those pulsating sensations in her, that put me over the edge and I was in ecstasy!

    We are still dating almost 2 years later.

    • That's crazy romantic

  • Dayum! How much pipe was this guy swinging? How was it?

    • It was good hurt a bit but you get used to it and I actually was curious about that so I measured it once

    • LOL! And?

    • 11 inches long (I don't count quarters so I rounded down) 7 inches around

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