#SexSurvey What sex terms do you use (cock, dick, pssy, vagina, fcking, making love, etc) for these 11 questions?

#1 GENITALS?
Dick, Penis, Cock, Johnson, Peter, Willy, Wood, Dang-A-Lang, Third Leg, Short arm, Baby-Maker, "My Little Friend", Member, Dong, Hose, Jimmy, Knob, Rod, John, Joystick, $5 Footlong, Love Muscle, Meat, Pecker, Anaconda, Pickle, Schlong, Sausage, Weiner, Twinkie
Pussy, Vagina, Kitty, Taco, Pocket, C*nt, Slit, Cooter, Coochie, Lovebox, Lips, Cave, Box, Snatch, Cookie, Kat, PoundCake, Beaver, Clam, Nookie, Badussy, Puss, Poo-nanny, Flapper, Snapper, Twat, Vag, Labi, Vulva

#2 IM GONNA...
Cum, Bust a Nut, Spread The Seed, Climax, Jizz, Bust a Load, Sauce, Skeet, Cream

#3 OTHER?
Balls, Nuts, Ballsack, Testicles, Rocks, Crown Jewels, Bangers, Swingers, Coconuts
Clit, Clitoris, Bean, Pearl

#4 THAT PUSSY IS...
Wet, Moist, Dripping, Soaked, Flooding, Overflowing, Squirting, Gushing, Juicy

#5 HE HAS...
An Erection, a Hard on, a Woody, a Stiffy, a Boner, Morning Wood

#6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Jugs, Melons, Ta-Tas, Hooters, Mosquito Bites, Itty Bitties, Knockers, Breasticles, Saddlebags, Chestnuts, Boobies, Breastesses

#7 SMACK THAT...
Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty, Donk, Badonkadonk, Apple Bottom, Tailfeather, Bubblebutt, Bumper, Bum, Anus

#8 ORAL SEX?
Oral, Brain, Head, Eating, Cunnilingus, Sucking, Slob on the Knob, Sloppy Toppy, Licky Licky, Going down

#9 UM...
Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck, Going Rogue, Taking the Backdoor, Hitting it from the back, Doggystyle

#10 SEX?
Sexing, Cuddy, Bangin, Mommy/Daddy Time, Get it In, Woopy, Get Laid, Boom Boom, Shag, Making Love, Intercourse, Bumpin Uglies, Doin the Nasty, Beatin the Pussy up, Goin All the Way, Rollin in the Hay, Jumpin Your Bones, Gettin Jiggy With it, Lets Get it On, Down to Fck

#11 MASTURBATE?
Jerking off, Beat That Meat, Jackin, Stroking, Jacking Off, Procasturbating, Self pleasuring, Playing the BeeGees, Fapping
Flicking the bean, Fingering, Masturbating, Finger Popping, Playing with Myself, Finger Banging, Jilling Off, Five Finger Death Punch, Pet the Cat
Updates:
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I prefer to say Dick Pssy/Coochie Nut Balls Clit Wet/Flooding/Dripping Boobs Booty Going Down Making Love Playing With Myself 😂😂😂 My weirdest post ever...
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Thanks guys for answering my retarded question!! I have like 70 sumn names to scroll through to give MHO. Lots of your answers were hilarious but Im probably just gonna give MHO to the first funny i come across.
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@ManofFire i guess a rod does exist afterall 🤣 can't believe i made this so long ago
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Seriously how are you coming across these ooooold questions? Did you dig through a years worth of #DirtyDesi shit to find this 😂💀
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Most Helpful Girls

  • hmm definitely an odd q<3 and i don't even know how to answer really bc I say whatever in the moment. I might be dirtier if I'm trying to be dirty ya know ;x
    1) Dick, Cock, Peen, Half-chub, boner, whizzle-stick.. I might come up with names out of nowhere. Swizzle stick. lol I've said eggplant before like the emoji. johnson.
    2) Vag, Vageen, Cunty, Vajay, my v. poseta which is supposedly portugese for it. Pudy Cat, my kitty. Sometimes I just point and say "she needs attention." hehe
    3) gonna cum, did you nut? did you finish? busted. wet, soaked.
    4) bawls :p, crown jewels. spicy meatballs. clint eastwood, magic clit, g-spot.
    5) I've used everything, mostly just say he's hard, he's rockin it, half chubby, boner. Sometimes just say turned on. Standing at attention.
    6) breastes, titties, boobies, chest, cleavage, my girls. zipplettes. my fluffy pillows. my babies on a leash hah. melons.
    7) padonk, booty, butt, ass, behind, posterior, my 2-seater haahah, cheeks.
    8) bj, beej, blowie, sucky, oral, head, down under, giving, meal ticket, no-mercy-carnivorous.
    9) assplay, anal, the d-bag's fave position usually.
    10) fuck, xx
    11) mass debate, enjoyed myself, helped myself, touched myself.. i guess i tend to use proper terms lol. jacking off, jerking, spanking the monkey, walk the dog, wanker. playing with yourself. petting the kitty. the fappening.

    oh and moiiiiiissssssstttttt sponggggeeecake! xP heheheh

  • Lol okay but honestly there are so much more great words in English, then in German and also you can use "make me" but that shit is so weird in German, I can't bring that, so it's less talking and more doing

    #1
    English words: dick, pussy and vajayjay
    German words: Penis, Vagina
    #2
    German: ich komme gleich (I'm about to cum)
    #3
    German: Eier (balls)
    #4
    Eng (thight), feucht (wet), damn
    #5
    Ständer (boner), einen steifen (boner)
    #6
    Boobs, Brüste (boobs), titten (titties)
    #7
    Arsch (ass), Booty
    #8
    Oral
    #9
    Anal, no go bereich (no go area), hinten (the back)
    #10
    Sex, du weißt schon (you know what) or 😏 and recently heard: Erwachsene pyjama party (pj Party for grown ups)
    #11
    Masturbieren, sich einen runter holen (jerking off), sich selbst befriedigen (self pleasuring), sich fingern (fingering)

    • Totally forgot #1 german: Schwanz (means tail but is a synonym for penis)

    • Lmao wow i learned something new

    • Well thats good lmao

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  • 1. Dick, penis, cock and vagina.

    2. Cum

    3. Balls, ballsack, testicles, clit and clitoris.

    4. Wet, soaked.

    5. An erection, a hard on, a boner.

    6. Boobs, breasts, tits.

    7. Butt, arse/ass, booty.

    8. Oral, head, eatin out, sucking, going down.

    9. Anal, doggystyle.

    10. Sexing, banging, get laid, shag, intercourse

    11. Jacking off, fingering, masturbating

Most Helpful Guys

  • Thanks for A2A!

    #1. Genitals
    Dick, Pussy (usually)
    Penis, Vagina (formally)

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum

    #3 OTHER?
    Balls (casually)
    Testicles / Clitoris (when I'm teaching someone)

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet

    #5 HE HAS...
    A boner
    An erection (when I'm teaching someone)

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Boobs, Tits

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Booty. (I use booty with that phrase, otherwise I prefer ass)

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral

    #9 UM...
    Anal (I don't do that but we discuss it a lot)
    Doggystyle (that's what I do)

    #10 SEX?
    Umm... sex? Why can't we call sex, sex?

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Fapping (when I'm bored)
    Jackin (when I'm fantasising my crush)
    Jerking off (when I see a profile of a hot G@Ger) [jk]
    _____________
    In my native language, I use :-

    #1 GENITALS?
    Lund, loda (for penis)
    Chut (for pussy)

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Chhutne wala h

    #3 OTHER?
    Tatte

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Gili

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Chuchey

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Gand

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Chus le

    #9 UM...
    Ghodi bna k pichhey se

    #10 SEX?
    Chudayi, thokna

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Mutthi
    _____________

    PS: I hope Indians don't read this 🙊🙈

    • Lmao at #11 fappin, jackin, jerkin gaha

    • I read it😎😜

    • @Schrodingerscat this is embarrassing 🙈 how on earth did you reach here?

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  • All the options r perfect n appropriate. But I will prefer
    For Guys- my little frnd (😜)
    For Girls- lips💋
    I m gonaa- skeet+cream as well.
    That pussy is - Juicyyy
    Sex- woopy
    Masturbate- self pleasuring

    • Hahaha love your vocabulary hahah

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  • 1. Genitals: Penis/Dick/Twat/Vagina
    2. I'm Gonna: Bust a Nut.
    3. Other: Balls (I don't say "clit" very often)
    4. That Pussy is: Pretty and Smells Nice, a Gateway to Paradise
    5. He Has: an Erection, Hard-On
    6. Sqeueze those: Breasts, Sectetory Mammary Glands
    7. Smack That: Ass
    8. Oral Sex: Going down
    9. Um: Doggystyle
    10. Sex: Intercourse, Making Love
    11. Masturbate: Jerking off

    • Twat 😂 Why dont u say clit? You not into girls? 🙈 Oooh you said that pussy is prettyyy 😍 Lmao

    • I never liked the word "clit" or "clitoris" very much. It doesn't roll off the tongue very well and I'm already zoning in on female genitalia in such a specific way when talking about it. I like "magic spot" or something to this effect.

    • Even "pussy" is a word I don't use very often. I find it somewhat crude for some reason, like "that girl has a dripping wet pussy." It seems so blatant to talk this way. I prefer more like, "Wow, that girl has a fantastic twat. It is the stuff that hopes and dreams are made of."

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  • Interesting teasing questions as usual dear Miss Des !!
    I have just copied and pasted what you have mentioned in the description and removed the ones I don't usually use.
    Maybe added few ones too.
    It also depends on the situation and mood of how to wisely choose the terms ;-)

    So between the things you have listed I have chosen the followings:
    #1 GENITALS?
    Dick, Penis, Cock, Third Leg, Short arm, Baby-Maker, Member, Knob, Joystick, Love Muscle, Meat, Sausage, Weiner, Pussy, Vagina, Kitty, C*nt, Coochie, Lips, Cave, Kat, Puss

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum, Climax, Jizz, Sauce, Cream

    #3 OTHER?
    Balls, Nuts, Ball sack, Testicles, Rocks, Coconuts, Clit, Clitoris

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet, Moist, Dripping, Soaked, Flooding, Overflowing, Squirting, Juicy

    #5 HE HAS...
    An Erection, a Hard on, a Woody, a Boner, Morning Wood

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Melons, Breasts, Boobies

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Butt, Bottom, Ass, Booty, Apple Bottom, Bubble butt, Bumper, Bum, Anus

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral, Head, Eating, Cunnilingus, Sucking, Licky Licky, Going down, Ma'am/Colonel we have a man down, worship the cave of love

    #9 UM...
    Anal, Taking the Backdoor, Doggy style

    #10 SEX?
    Making Love is my favorite term to use.
    Banging, Get Laid, Boom Boom (it reminds me of a song), Intercourse, Doing Nasty things together, Going All the Way, Riding me, Controlling me, Driving me, Lets Get it On, Down to worship your sexy body, Cherish every inch of your body, getting warm inside you, love you from the inside out

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Jerking off, Stroking, Self pleasuring, Fingering, Masturbating, Playing with Myself

  • Cock, bust a nut, ball sack, squirting, an erection, boobs, ass, slob on the knob like corn on the cob, doggy style, beating the pussy up, playing the beegees.

    • Lmao that song tho! I used to sing Slob on my knob like corn on the cob until i found out what it meant hahahaha

    • Haha yes it's a funny song and funny lyrics. Lol I think a lot of people thought it was actually a song about corn. Lol. I actually met Juicy J and saw him in concert. It was a crazy show. When that song came on people were turnt up and acting crazy.

  • 1) Coochie
    Dick

    2) Cum

    3) Balls

    4) Wet

    5) He's hard / has morning wood.

    6) Boobs

    7) Ass

    8) Head, Going down

    9) Anal

    10) Sex, get laid, fuck, bang, get jiggy, shag

    11) Masturbating, fingering, playing with myself ( for a girl).
    Tugging, self care ( for a guy)

    • Coochie, haha yesss 🙌 But shagging? Lmao no. And tugging? Lol yea haha

    • When I'm talking about someone, I'll "say so and so shagged so and so". It's proabably the most common way of saying it in the Uk. It's an easy word :) I don't really use jiggy so much now, but I used to.

    • I don't know why my number eight became an emoji :/

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  • #1 Dick and Pussy (or Cunt depending on type of sex)
    #2 Cum
    #3 Balls
    #4 wet
    #5 Hard on
    #6 Tits or Breasts
    #7 Ass
    #8 Head and Licky lucky
    #9 take it up the ass baby
    #10 eee ou eee ou (the sound of bedsprings)
    #11 wackin off and rubbin

    • Lol whyyy cunt haha!! And omg you say Licky Licky 😍😂 and take it up the ass? What the actual fuck 😂😂😂

    • And the sound of the bed 😄😄😄

    • angry sex I will say cunt a lot lol and I got kids so licky licky is code for 'spread those legs and grab the blanket I'm going to hide under your dress tell anyone that asks that I went for pie' and I don't mince words at least I warn you before I start ripping and tearing your asshole lol.

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  • #1 GENITALS Penis, and Pussy,

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum
    #3 OTHER?
    Balls,
    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet, Moist, Dripping,

    #5 HE HAS...
    An Erection,

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Boobs,

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Butt,

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral , Head, Eating, , Sucking, Going down

    #9 UM...
    butt

    #10 SEX?
    Sexing,

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Jerking off,

    im G rated i dont use any of those terms lol , i mean i might know them but i never use them when im in the mood. its been 28 years so yeah i dont really think about those words any more lol

    • Lol not penis 🤣

    • lol im a shy guy its been to long XD

  • Dick
    Cum
    Balls
    Wet
    Boner
    Tits
    Ass
    Head
    Anal
    Bangin
    Wanking

    • Wanking? Nooo lol

    • That's what we say in England 😂😂

  • #1 GENITALS?
    Penis, Pussy, Vagina, Vulva

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum, Ejac, Orgasm

    #3 OTHER?
    Balls, Testicles, Clit, Clitoris

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet, Soaked, Juicy

    #5 HE HAS...
    An Erection, a Boner, Morning Wood

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Boobs, Breasts, Tits

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Butt, Bottom, Ass

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral, Head, Eating, Cunnilingus, Sucking, Going down

    #9 UM...
    Anal

    #10 SEX?
    Get Laid, Making Love, Intercourse

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Masturbating, Playing with Myself

    • Cunninglingus is a tongue twister 🤣

    • I'll shorten it to cunnie sometimes. I usually use "going down" though.

  • #1 GENITALS?
    Cock
    Pussy

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum

    #3 OTHER?
    Balls
    Clit

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet

    #5 HE HAS...
    a Hard on

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Tits, Titties

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Ass

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral

    #9 UM...
    Anal

    #10 SEX?
    Making Love, Sex, Fcking

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Jerking off
    Finger / Fingering
    Masturbating

    • Nice haha

  • 1
    cock 🐓
    possibly just because a girl has to open her mouth suggestively just to pronounce the word 😉

    2
    Believe it or not, as important as the subject is to me, I don't name it all that much. "Vagina" is good for clinical conversation, though, and "pussy" is good because it's common.

    2a
    climax
    I like euphemism

    3
    balls

    4
    wet

    5
    erection

    6
    breasts

    7
    butt
    Never thought about what's sexiest to say. I'm more interested in the front of her

    8
    "getting/giving head" is okay.
    no separate question for cunnilingus versus felattio? (sp?)

    9 backdoor
    if anything. not too interested

    10
    just sex is fine, I think

    11
    wanking, if anything

    Great new set of words I just taught my phone, here. 😜

    • I hate the word cock, but i like your reasoning behind it 😂 Euphemism? Umm no lol. Yea im not into anal either but some GAGers are into it so i included it. Wanking? Lol no haha. And yea i learned new words too haha

    • Self-pleasure (there's another word choice for ya) is another thing I don't talk about much, so I don't have a standard term for it. What exactly do you mean about no to euphemism?

    • Cause i wouldn't know wht that was if it werent for looking it up 😂

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  • #1 I use Dick, cock, penis, Schween, Pussy, Vag, slit, fish taco, Beaver

    #2 Cum, jizz

    #3 Balls, nuts, sack, testies, clit

    #4 Wet, juicy

    #5 Wood, hard on, boner

    #6 boobs, breasts, tits, jugs, melons, twins

    #7 Ass

    #8 Oral, head, beej, going down, lick, eat out, kiss the beav

    #9 Anal

    #10 Bangin, fucking, laid, making love, sex, doin it

    #11 Jerkin off, wankin it, jacking off, fappin, fingering, flicking the bean, masturbating.

    • Schween and fish taco? Wtf kinda pedussies you been fcking 😂😂😂 jizz? No just no. Twins? Haha yea!! Kiss the beave? Lmao!! Wankin and flickin the bean? Noooo 🙈🙈🙈

    • Schween is what I call my dick haha. it's mah schween... And when I am in a certain mood and someone is annoying me, they are a fish taco with extra tuna. No to Jizz? Haha what's wrong with wankin and flicking the bean?

    • All those words make me cringe haha

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  • You're funny desii. Lol.
    Pssy or vajayjay
    Dick or cock
    Fck or bang or make out
    Wet
    Lick me lick u
    Play w/myself

    • Hahaha i forgot vajayjay lol

  • 1. Peen, penis, or the Filipino word, titi. I call the girl equivalent either vagina or "girlfriend" lol.
    2. Cum or orgasm.
    3. Balls or scrotum
    4. I only ever refer to vulvas as wet.
    5. Hard on, boner, or erection
    6. Breasts, chest or boobs
    7. Butt or booty
    8. Going down or blow job
    9. anal (no thanks btw)
    10. Sex, "doing the deed", love making, doing the thing (when people are around lol) bumping uglies
    11. Jack off or get off or masturbate

    • Peen? Lmao no. Scrotum? Hahah! I also say no to anal lol. And bumping uglies? Hahaha why

    • I don't know those aren't all terms I use when I'm in the mood. I forgot I also call the scrotum a scro-ty xD

  • 1. Ding Dong & Pussy
    2. Spread the seed
    3. Nuts & Clit
    4. Juicy
    5. Boner
    6. Tatas or Knockers
    7. Ass
    8. Head & Eating out
    9. Anal
    10. Making love or Going all the way
    11. Jerking off & Fingering

    - That was fun

    • Omg Ding Dong, yess haha! Spread the seed? Lmao you're kiddin right?

  • I can't get any pussy because I have such a little tiny piglet penis.

  • 1. cock (It's a size thing, LOL) / either cookie or kitty... because I like asking if the kitty wants to come out and play:-P
    2. cum... but I usually never say it just do it, surprise her;-)
    3. balls / clit or "Love button"
    4. juicy or wet
    5. A weapon!!
    6. tits... milk jugs... need my, milk with my cookie.
    7. ass
    8. head / either going down or eating out.
    9. Never got the OK to try that, too thick;-(
    10. making love of fucking
    11. rubbing one out

    • Lmao if the kitty wanna play 😂 But yea inhate the word cock. Love button? 😂 Milk jugs 🙈 Rubbing one out 😄

  • #1: dick, vagina
    #2: cum
    #3: balls, nuggs (short for nuggets 😂)
    #4: wet
    #5: a boner
    #6: boobs, tits
    #7: ass, booty
    #8: head
    #9: anal
    #10: sex, getting it on, making love
    #11: jerk off, fingering

    • Nuggs 😂😂😂

    • Gotta watch out for my nuggs.

    • Stoppppo hqhahah

  • #1 GENITALS?
    Dick and Penis

    #2 IM GONNA...
    Cum

    #3 OTHER?
    Balls, Nuts, Testicles, Family Jewels and Clit

    #4 THAT PUSSY IS...
    Wet

    #5 HE HAS...
    An Erection, a Boner and Morning Wood

    #6 SQUEEZE THOSE...
    Boobs, Breasts, Tits, Titties, Knockers and Boobies

    #7 SMACK THAT...
    Butt, Ass,

    #8 ORAL SEX?
    Oral, Head, Cunnilingus and Going down

    #9 UM...
    Anal, Buttsex, Buttfck

    #10 SEX?
    Sexing, Making Love, Intercourse and Goin All the Way

    #11 MASTURBATE?
    Jerking off, Jacking Off, Masturbating, Playing with Myself

    • Penis testicles and buttsex 🤣 nooo

    • LOL Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis :)

    • Sounds like some French dudes name

  • 1. Dick and pussy
    2. Cum and jizz
    3. Balls and clit
    4. Wet
    5. Dunno. Never really talk about it. I just tell my husband I want him rock hard
    6. Boobs, tits, or titties
    7. Butt or ass
    8. Blowjob, licking/eating pussy, sucking dick, going down
    9. Anal. Doggystyle is usually vaginal.
    10. Way to many to name
    11. Jerking off/playing with myself

  • 1 - dick or cock. pussy or nookie
    2 - cum or ejaculate
    3 - balls/clit
    4 - wet
    5 - erection or hard-on
    6 - boobs or boobies
    7 - butt, ass, or booty
    8 - blow job, sucking, or going down
    9 - all of these, and more
    10 - fuck, sex, doing it, hard-core cuddling
    11 - masturbating

    • Nookie lol

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