What to write on my Tinder bio if I'm just looking to hook up?

Question

So I'm super not dating right now but I really really need just one hot night of sex lol. So I figured Tinder is a good place.

So what I specifically want from the night is:
-Someone who knows what their doing and can really show me a good time (not some fumbling non confident guy)
-I do not want to stay over
-Just a one single hot night, no further contact afterwards (ei. No FWB)
-I extra do not want to receive dick pics. It will immediately ruin the whole thing.

Basically want my very own Christian Grey for the night (lol).

So part of me wants to let them know what I'm looking for on my bio. But here's the issue. From experience I've found I know quite a few people on this site. So I don't want them seeing that on my bio...

So what would be a good thing to put on my bio? I don't want these guys thinking I'm looking for a relationship. And I also don't want people I know to outright know I'm searching for a ONS (awkward).

Suggestions?

gabequi · Accepted Answer

That's interesting.

There is what you gonna do: your first picture will have to impose respect to guys, suggestion: that picture you look insanely hot, well dressed, having fun at a party, that's the one.

Say you're looking for someone to explore the city, someone to have fun with; That will give the idea the guy will have to pay you many drinks on your first night, which will keep the losers away.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Wow that's tricky since you basically want a one night stand from an experienced guy but yet you don't want anyone else that sees your bio to know that?

Darkfairie17 · Accepted Answer

I would just stick to very small details in your profile. Don't write a whole lot and just say you are looking to hook up.

If you know people and they see you are just looking to hook up and they judge you, then they're jerks! You're allowed to not want a relationship right now.

Then when you start chatting with a guy, let him know exactly what you are looking for. Then go from there.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Meet someone at a bar or something. Tinder is way more dangerous as you never know if that's even really the person. Make sure you Skype and meet in a public place first. And also - just post pictures. Nothing too extreme but make them " sexier photos". Keep the bio blank because giving a lot of details about yourself makes you seem like you wanna get to know someone. Maybe just add a ;)

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Say "Looking for one night of hot sex". Do not send me dick pics. But real BDSM relationships like what the 50 Shades author was kind of attempting to show take a little work to establish.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

" I make the best milkshake" Those boys will be running to your yard.

RimeIce · Answer

swingular. com. Everyone on there is in the lifestyle.

naomi10wylde · Answer

Keep your bio vague and then tell them all of that when you start messaging

Streamhopper · Answer

Have fum getting that.

coachTanthony · Answer

You don't write anything. You post photos that tell your story of what you want. Less is more. Only relationship guys look for bio info... if there is none you are good to go.

Chico_brah · Answer

You don't have to write you only want to hookup. By being on tinder, it's already an implication. Be up front when you start msging.

rcm1ah · Answer

You should keep it simple,... "I'm just looking for someone to open my legs for tonight, maybe even two nights. Not looking for a stable relationship."

Guideyouthere · Answer

Really wouldn't go for Tinder.

Whether you like family guy or not, the Tinder song is so accurate!

This is accurate!

When ever i meet a girl who i intend to date, i only have 2 questions.

You ever been on a Tinder date?
Why?

( Rick Grimes style!! )

DrTruth · Answer

Picture of you in your bra and panties > any bio.

COCOCHANEL · Answer

they will automatically assume that's that you want

redxiii74 · Answer

don't get on that Shit.. tinder is trash, you'll f u ck but its trash

OpenWine · Answer

say you like netflix and chill a lot

aboringuy · Answer

Just go say what you want straight forward, easy peasy :P

yathungyu · Answer

Most guys don't look at ur bio. Just post pictures of ur self that just screams ons

Lithium65 · Answer

"in (city name) for the night looking for a Christian Grey" or go to fetlife. com

Decentguy · Answer

just write that you are interested in only friends with benefits

CT_CD · Answer

"I'm a sloot"

Fronk · Answer

I can do all these things for you. Anything you want just HMU

Yollah · Answer

copy paste your requirements from here to your bio. nothing wrong with being completely honest and open about what you want. Unless you're afraid that someone you know might see it