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Is it a violation of the bro code to refuse giving a bro job when you didn't pay for any drinks?

On Saturday night I went out drinking with my bros.
I'm having a hard time financially atm and it was one of my best bros who suggested I come out and drown my sorrows in the sweet alcoholic nectar.
So all night I was just staying at the table while the others took it in turns to go buy the rounds from the bar.

We all got completely shit faced and went back to my bro's bro's place whom I didn't really know very well.
When we got there we ordered pizza via uber eats - which I didn't pay for and in addition to that we polished off more booze from the fridge.
After getting more hammered it was brought up that I didn't pay for anything and should give my bro's bro a bro job which he was really happy about and all the guys were saying I should do it.

Now, I didn't know what a bro job was cause most of my friends are a few years younger than me, I just look young and when they told me I was like what? I can't do that!
And they kept trying to get me to do it saying if I say "no homo" it won't be gay. The guy even had his boner out stroking in anticipation and I wouldn't do it and because I wouldn't do it I'm now kicked out of the group!
They called me an uber back home and told me they didn't want to associate with a f***ot.
So apparently I'm a f* for not sucking cock?
What has the world come to?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Okay, so I work with some really weird dudes alright? Like they've played videogames naked next to each other, jokingly kissed each other occasionally (once with tongue!), touched each other's clothed dicks (once bare), poked each other​'s clothed buttholes, and dry humped each other into hilarious submission more times than I can count. And all these guys are totally (shockingly) straight.

    But your buddies? Now those dudes are REALLY frickin weird. You did nothing wrong by GTFO and not looking back.

    • Thanks

  • Should have let him get really excited then punched him in the dick and screamed bro job complete, then walked out the door

    • I would've had to touch it to do that.

    • Lol or use your foot if you can't handle the thought of your hand touching a penis

  • All I can think is what the... Did I just read if this is real you really need to find new friends...

    • It was a little too real

Most Helpful Guys

  • I'm an expert on the bro code and I can confirm that is not a violation.

    valenciabrocode.blogspot.com/p/bro-code-rules.html

    • I read it. I didn't have to do anything because I was within my rights under these two bro laws: 42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.” 43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money. The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’s a tight week or month.

  • sounds like some fucking retards, u shoulda just knocked him out for saying it. but yeah find some new friends bro

    • I know wtf

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  • Dude, this is almost like date rape! That is horrible! Please don't feel bad about getting kicked out of that group.

  • What kind of friends are you hanging out with anyhow? You need to get new friends! A@@wipes!

    • Not easy to believe the story... if true, that's an implicitly homo group, lol, and he needs new friends as you said

    • @nameus3r I agree with you totally!

  • This is fucking nuts.

    • Tell me about it

  • WTF sounds like that came close to date rape.

    • It did

  • WTF kind of people are you hanging out with?

    • I'm not hanging out with them anymore. None of them except one were my friends anyway

  • Hahahahha what the fuck yo? 😂

    • I know

  • That´s fucking weird, where did you find those so called friend? In a LGBT nightclub? LOL.

  • A. You violated their bank balances.

    • But they asked me to come

  • it is not

    • Thank fuck for that

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