What is your penis name?

ThisDudeHere Master

Mine would be Bear Unit.

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Jan1ssary_ Yoda
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Lmao I normally call it ''Sergeant'' actually not only me most people in Turkiye calls his penis as Sergeant. We sometimes say to eachother ''Ey man did you slap the sergeant?'' It means did you jerk it off? We say that if our friend is missing from the group for some hours and not with us, so we make fun of him lmao.

According to picture you posted my penis name is..

Purple Injector ;D
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- Vivaldi
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  Çavuşu tokatlıyorum.
- Jan1ssary_
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  @Vivaldi Aynen :D
- Vivaldi
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  Bu eskort siteleri niye trans kadın kaynıyor?
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- Jan1ssary_
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  @Vivaldi Hiç eskort sitesine girmedim hacı oylemiki?
- Vivaldi
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  Evet. Kapıya gidiyorum, trans kadın çıkıyor :(
YourFutureEx Master
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Ugly Injector
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Hmm.. OK. Makes perfect sense.
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- YourFutureEx
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  Thanks :) by the way, why is yours Bear Unit and not Bear Pole?
- ThisDudeHere
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  my bad, m8

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peachblossomluck Guru
+1 y
I love dick jokes♡ If I was a guy, I'd be calling mine "Your Mom's Best Friend" or "Wait 'Til Daddy Gets Home" or something cool like that. How about "There's a New Sheriff in Town." Or "CEO of that Pussay."
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- YourFutureEx
  +1 y
  I call mine the "Truth" Coz bitches can't handle that.
- peachblossomluck
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  @YourFutureEx Nice!
- peachblossomluck
  +1 y
  My pussy is just like my business. Seems like everybody and their mama is trying to get into it...
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- SteppingOnRoses
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  I love your profile pic ^^ Sailor Moon :D
- peachblossomluck
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  @SteppingOnRoses Thank you♡ My little cat Statique looks like Luna ☆
- SteppingOnRoses
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  ah I see ^^
- peachblossomluck
  +1 y
  @SteppingOnRoses I could be Sailor but my hair is redder.
- peachblossomluck
  +1 y
  I'm more like Jessica Rabbit but I flatter myself lol.
- YourFutureEx
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  Bahaha you're the best among all of the girls here when it comes to wit.
- peachblossomluck
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  @YourFutureEx *blushes*
- SteppingOnRoses
  +1 y
  Jessica Rabit's hot ;)
- peachblossomluck
  +1 y
  @SteppingOnRoses I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way;)
Schrodingerscat Guru
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Girthy knob
Ewwww
I don't have penis in first place tho.
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- Vivaldi
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  Why not?
- Schrodingerscat
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  @Vivaldi because you touch yourself at night
- VNMCchutiya
  +1 y
  what kind of curry are you?
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- realperson02
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  @schrodingerscat maybe you'll get that "girthy knob" 😂😂😂
- Schrodingerscat
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  @VNMCchutiya my most favorite - none-of-your-business kind
- Schrodingerscat
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  @realperson02 who knows
- realperson02
  +1 y
  @schrodingerscat ask the last letter of his last name. you find out what he has 😂😂😂
- realperson02
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  *you'll find
- Schrodingerscat
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  @realperson02 I know last letter of his last name 😊
- realperson02
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  @schrodingerscat oh wow so which D you'll get? 😂
- Schrodingerscat
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  @realperson02 it's a secret 😉
Anonymous
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I love it when my Viking puts his "girthy sword" in me! :-D
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JustRollTheDice Guru
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Dangling machine 😂
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- JustRollTheDice
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  Thanks for MHO😊
- ThisDudeHere
  +1 y
  You're welcome

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BasicFlake Yoda
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Giant killer o_O
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Turkish_Delight Xper 7
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Man knob lol 😂😂😂😂
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Nousernameleft Xper 4
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long gun😬
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Long trunk.
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purple destroyer 😂😂
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LaFemmeFatale Guru
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Giant Pole ahaahhaha
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- Gray_Wolf
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  https://i.hizliresim.com/NpOWXa.jpg :o
Dargil Master
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I call him Junior. My sweetie calls him Pedro.
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Chrysis Yoda
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Long Punch, lmao. xD
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Kmymfc Xper 5
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Love Pole 😂 sounds accurate
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Phoenix98 Master
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Pleasure Unit lol.
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Phantasos Xper 2
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catelyntje Guru
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Big Unit😂
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realperson02 Yoda
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dangling steak 😂😂😂😂
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- realperson02
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  hey @thisdudehere can you send the link of that image? i am gonna have some fun with friends.
BobbyC65 Guru
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Hard Sward
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Wingedz Yoda
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Beast Tube.
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superdouch Xper 6
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big stick lol so original. ..
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dolemite68 Guru
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purple machine!!! hahaha
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- peachblossomluck
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  Sounds dangerous!
helphelpimdying Xper 6
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giant unit
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Cortexiphan Xper 5
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I dont have any
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- Vivaldi
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  Really? I wonder why.
mjpw93 Xper 5
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purple pecker
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