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What should I do when I hear my dad having sex?

My dad's girlfriend stayed over last night. It's a small apartment and I was sleeping on the couch. There is no door to my dad's room, it's all open, and I was only about 10 feet away from his bed. He did cunnilingus on her and I tried to deafen the sounds by putting one ear right on the microphone on my iPad, where I was playing YouTube music. I tried to block my other ear by sticking my finger in it. They didn't stop till my brother went to the bathroom (he was in his room) and said hi to them.

Then just about half an hour ago, they took a goddamn shower together. I could hear some of it despite the shower being on. They knew my brother and I were awake and up, and I'm honestly FUCKING OFFENDED THEY WOULD BE SO FUCKING INCONSIDERATE. It's awkward for everyone in the situation and I'm fucking tired of this bitch.

May I also add that they have been together for about a month, and already my dad says he's fucking in love with her. BULLSHIT.
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She's gone. I'm tired of her. And I snapped at my dad when he came back from dropping her off at home.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Tell him to get his fucking life together yoy have 2 fucking kids you broke ass loser. Buy a damn door and let's be real it's only been a month since you've been with this slut and saying that YOU'RE IN LOVE shows you're a clingy loser and you both are inconsiderate to the rest of us living here who are your kids. This isn't a fucking frat house.

    • He can't get a door, it's not our house

    • Oh God I'm upset

    • What kind of landlord do you Have? Buying and adding a door just adds value to the property.

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  • Record it and play it back to both of them with a not impressed look on your face

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Most Helpful Girls

  • Yeah! It is bullshit! He is not thinking with the head on his shoulders! I love your brother's approach to it through! Maybe next time, you should swing on by and ask if they are 'having a good time'. Lol 😂

  • Can't he at least install a door to the room? Ask him if you can invite your boyfriend over and have loud sex on the couch all night, see how he likes being kept up all night.

    • I don't have a boyfriend. And it's a place we rent, and we have to move in a few months anyway

    • Next place he rents, make sure his bedroom has a door before he rents it. No door = no rent.

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  • When she sleeps over and leaves her toothbrush in the bathroom, pee on it and put it back 😊😊 I'd be livid if I were you , I'm sorry you have to deal with that

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  • just keep making them as uncomfortable as possible, try burning toast, playing shows he hates really loud, going in the bathroom and yelling to him about "where are the cutips" or something. just generally pretend you can't hear them while doing stuff like that until he stops pretending you can't

  • leave them... he deserve a life too... and if he wants him.. I recommend you try to adjust to her... if he loves him.. and vice versa let them... enjoy...👌

    • not him its her...😂

  • You should tell HER, quite politely and without emotion, "You know, we can hear you."

    • It's sort of hard to talk to her because she's from Guatemala

    • She will understand.

  • Either move out like a man by getting a job, or by joining the Marone corps. Or... walk in on your dad and that bitch fucking and smack that bitch

    • I'm too young to get a decent job or join the military

    • well... you might have to teach that whiney bitch a lesson then lol

  • Just do what your brother did but more frequently lol

  • Commit suicide

  • tell ur dad to go somewhere else to fire his rocks

  • when they leave their clothes on the floor and take a shower, or go to bed,
    whenever you have the chance...
    Put super glue in her panties

  • Your dad is having a fun time so let him enjoy
    You can adjust a little bit for your dad can't you

    • I know, but I feel like he doesn't care about me if he knows I'm awake

    • He does care about you its just that he has aged and its been only a month so all this is very exciting for him He will get normal in sometime But if you still feel that its not ok than just go and talk to him about it Tell him that it gets really awkward for you and you just want that the voice shouldn't reach to u For that you can set times like he can call his girlfriend in the day time to have fun and u can be outside that time This way they will get their privacy and u will get your sleep at night

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  • Tell him hey keep it down

  • just leave him alone he needs that time with his girlfriend

  • Sorry bout ur situation..
    anyways..
    whenever something like this is happening try to take a walk outside but.. it would be better if u would just firmly confront him and tell him how uncomfortable it makes u.. and how bad an environment it creates for u and ur little brother..
    A lot of problems can b solved through proper communication.
    Maybe u both could just try to make him realise that u know he has wants too but it's just not right how those wants r affecting u..

  • If you have a problem just tell him they are too loud it might be awkward to ask your Dad but you won't get anywhere being passive about it

  • Put ur headphones on

    • Don't have any.

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