I kick my pets off the bed, but I don't kick them out of the room. If I did, they would just scratch to get back in anyway, so I wouldn't have a moment's peace.
I really don't think they know or care what I'm doing, so I've never worried about it.
what if he starts to intensely stare at you
That's never happened to me. If it did, I guess I'd try to distract them with a treat or maybe I would consider kicking them out of the room at that point.
Once, I was doing it under the covers (I had to since my parents would come in my room without hardly knocking) and I guess the motion under the covers attracted my cat so she jumped up on my bed and pounced on my hand. Huge mood kill
lol I bet
I mean.. Dogs masturbate too so he/she knows what your doing lol
you mean when they lick themselves down there
yeah, and when they hump their masturbating lol
you didn't neuter your dog? mine's is so he never done that stuff
I don't masturbate but if I'm having sex I kick my pet out
does he stare?
Who stares
lol your dog
I still do it if my dog is in my room, I just throw blankets and pillows in front of him so he doesn't see lol.
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Your dog be like:
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lol the horror
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lol I hear ya
what do you do
Sometimes yes and then no
yeah sometimes. but sometimes my cat gets awkward or annoying so i throw her out xD
awkward how
well her bumping her head on my leg, running around in front of the screen or just meowing while looking at me xD if she´s just rolled up sleeping on the couch or something it doesn´t bother me.
yea super awkward she's killing the mood
I don't own any pets but funny story
my dogs get all whinny and annoying if I try kicking them off the bed so there's not much I can do
Ewwwwwww gross
well some weirdos have sex with their dogs... I have seen women getting licked by their dog and guys enjoying it.
I dont know... to each their own.
As if a stupid dog knows what you're doing.
so why does he avoid eye contact when I'm jacking off but when I'm not he stares at me
He's not.
he's not what?
I let my dog watch and when i'm in kinky mood I put peanut butter on my pussie. To get her to licked it off.
really?
you're sick
@Bleepasaurus_RexEwww Not really.
I ignore him, unless he won't leave me alone. its like when I start doing it he decides he wants attention
your dog is hella creepy dude
I put peanut butter on my schlong
My pet isn't allowed in my room
Yeah but then I start yelling "you want some of this?"
oh god I hope your kidding
Rofl
Thankfully my dog is sexy
what does that matter? I didn't know a dog could be sexy
I mean, my dog never had a problem with humping his stuffed animals in front of me...
that's different tho you can't compare yourself to a dog
Why not?
i guess you could but humans and animals are not the same. it's like comparing apples and oranges
A dog won't rat on you
it still feels wrong
Was the dog shocked or did it help you?
eww of course not, I think he was judging me tho he gave me the look of shame
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