What's the strangest thing you've ever used to masturbate?

[Lillythelezzy]

[Anonymous]

This. Really not strange to me but it is to most. Yep, that's where it goes. And I cum strongly and quickly. With lube, it's not painful, it's very pleasurable. And once you plug it in, its hands free. You just lay back and wait. Porn speeds it up, but once you start, ejaculation is effortless and inevitable.
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I'm not even going to say "dont judge me". The orgasms I get are worth any repulsion or shaming you want to express.

[WarlandWriter]

Having had a doctor stick a cotton swab in there and nearly falling to the floor as a result of the shock it sent through my body, I'm so silently judging you and respecting you at the same time. Who am I to judge, having never tried it. I probably never will, but I think it's cool that you dared to experiment like that.

[kenworth]

what exactly is it? IT appears to look like a lighter for a grill

[Opinion Owner]

@kenworth Vibrating urethral sound. Silicone plastic. Stimulates you from the inside while you stroke on the outside. Smooth and totally painless. Cum like a race horse.

[kenworth]

can't say I've ever heard of that befor. did you get that from a medical store or theocsl S sbop

[Opinion Owner]

@kenworth key "urethral vibrator" or "vibrating urethral sound" on Amazon or Ebay for a wide selection. Urethral play is a niche of sex that's just emerging. Some of it is extreme but others are an unexpected path to very satisfying orgasms. Like with sexual things in general, tools, technique and cleanliness are critical.

[kenworth]

lol. I don't think I've heard of anything you can't but from eBay or Amazon. thanks

[UnknownBartley]

Nothing that strange really... but had to post this 😂

[BarbieLola]

Insect porn (I don't believe in real life insect tho)

[SnapTsch]

do you mean to say *incest?

[BarbieLola]

Yeah

[SnapTsch]

😂😉

[SnapTsch]

*😂 the wink smiley was a typo

[mramen7612]

Hmmm probably a custom dildo made from my exes dick

[simplestchic]

Pool noodle.

[Lillythelezzy]

Really? 😂

[simplestchic]

I straddled it in the pool and it rubbed my clit just right

[ZaraHarvey]

a pillow ^-^

[forestprincess]

a hairbrush handle lol

[Penged]

Pillow

[ULTROMEO]

really

[ColoradoChick84]

A mini-football and a flashlight

[Lillythelezzy]

Damn...

[ULTROMEO]

haha

[Devnex]

I once masturbated wearing condom 😛😛😛 It was when I was a teen exploring every single thing.

[LittleAmyP]

a barbiedoll

[Lillythelezzy]

Fr? Can i hear the story behind this? 😂😂 pm me

[LittleAmyP]

It was something I had to do in a Truth or Dare game :)

[scooogy]

@LittleAmyP which part did you stick in?

[LittleAmyP]

@scooogy the legs

[scooogy]

@LittleAmyP didn't that hurt with the feet?

[Flyhigh21]

A big stuffed animal. that I won at the fair haha

[Naughty_Poppins]

A toy train, a priest's stick, badminton shuttle & few more

[TonyRyanAgain]

I would think the edges all over the train would hurt, lol.

[es20490446e]

A drawer. The strangest place inside a washing machine.

[nate6112]

one of those water wigglies. don't judge me I was young;)

[Decentguy]

a banana peel

[Ben38]

a one-piece swimsuit

[FrenchyRomain]

when i was young i looked in the dictionary for naked bodies xD i was 12 or 13 maybe i didn't know i could use the internet for that

[ULTROMEO]

what about you?

[Lillythelezzy]

A cucumber wearing a condom and a vibrating tooth brush 😂😂

[ULTROMEO]

ahaaaa u must be having a sexy hole😂😂😂

[Aanimal4u]

a sock. I couldn't help it I was horny

[Glen68]

vacuum hose

[Penged]

😅😅😅

[masterkamasutra]

watermelon!

[aivan]

paper wrapped around my thing

[Anonymous]

a woman putting a dildo so far up her ass that it bulged her belly out.

[Opinion Owner]

oh man -.- i missread i read what´s the weirdest you´ve ever seen to masturbate -.- well i´m anon anyway so whatever. the answer to your question is a banana peel. and it sucked.

[Anonymous]

A vagina.