What is the horniest thing you've ever done alone?

What is the horniest thing you've ever done by yourself? Like use a homemade item to masturbate or play with yourself somewhere you shouldn't. Overall what is the craziest/horniest thing you've ever done?
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Most Helpful Guy

  • While driving once. It was driving home from a house-boat camping trip where I lost my V card... Somehow I was still hot and bothered over it so. Yeah. I Drove stick in a car with automatic.

    Oddly enough the mood struck me while I was at a house that we moved out of so it was empty... Standing there in the garage. I have no idea where that came from.

    When I was like 11 I somehow got the idea to cut a couple inch long slit out of my mattress so I could fuck it basically. If you really wanna know, it didn't work. lol

    What else... Oh. Chocolate syrup is a terrible massage oil. All these little balls of chocolate would tangle up in her body hair and it pulled some out each pinch.

    If I don't masturbate a while before sex, very often I just last a few seconds. It's just how im wired I guess.
    Super hot moment: I was behind her doggy- Slowly rubbing it on her lips just to tease her... At some point I decided to dip it in for a moment. She gasps- and like immediately I almost exploded.

    That's prolly enough.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I've used the handle if hair brushes from home to masturbate with. I used to rub my clit against the bed post of my bed, until I almost got caught!
    I also once masturbated at night with the curtains opened, and blind up in full-veiw of the window...until I realised there was someone out there! I also once fingered myself while in the car with my family on a family holiday when I was 17, as I was just so horny.
    I hope I don't sound kinky...because I am not, I'm actually a moddest girl, but sometimes my horniness gets the better of me...

    • No you don't sound weird at all if that's what you mean, you're just a regular person haha. That's crazy you almost got caught though lol that probably would've been rough. And how'd you manage to finger yourself in the car with your family?

    • ok, thanks :) yeah I'm glad I heard my Mum before she opened my door! Well it was a really long journey, 10 hours to be exact. And everyone were asleep, except for my Dad and I. But my Dad was focusing on driving. There was music on aswell. But I just felt so horny. I was wearing a short skirt (it was the middle of summer), so I slipped my hand underneath my right bum cheek, like I was sitting on it, and slipped my fingers inside my undies, and just fingered myself a little. It brought a bit of relief. I was very quiet, and discreet about it. No one noticed.

    • No problem! :) Oh okay well that makes sense since it's easier for you girls to be discreet about it haha. So you didn't cum from it did you?

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  • We have this really big wooden spoon at work. I've used the handle of it to masturbate with. I've masturbated while driving a few times. And I often lay under the bathtub faucet and get off from the pressure of the water.

    • Wow no way are you serious? Haha where do you work? And how did you pull that off? And how about while driving...isn't that distracting? Lol :)

    • Absolutely serious. I used it in the bathroom. I like to take a lot of pictures to text my husband so I think of creative, sexy, naughty things to do to show him. Its fun. Really not that distracting to masturbate while driving. My husband has eaten me out a few times while I was driving.Now that's distracting.

    • Wow omg lol, sounds like he's a lucky dude! Did you see someone use the spoon after that? Lol

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  • I was the last passenger on the city bus. So I moved to the last seat and got off. ;)

    • Oh wow that is a super horny thing to do haha. Kudos, that's impressive! What a show that must've been!