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My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Previously I wrote one about vaginas, well here's my view on penis.

Penis's are...

Nasty

I mean it's just a protuding piece of skin that blood can make very hard. Plus the pubes are just....ugh *shivers in disgust*

Amazing but simple

I mean penis is always nice, I like it, straight women + gay men like it, there must be a reason. They're usually simple too, there's preferences of course for men but women? They're too complicated for my liking.

My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Interesting

A dick can get really hard + look very big but when it's flaccid it's like a little worm

And sometimes a guy that wears sweatpants or basketball shorts you can see his dick and it's just like "Oh I forgot they have a penis"

Sometimes I forget their penis's are a thing and I'm like "how do they fit in there?" and "Isnt that uncomfortable?"

Sucks

It must suck (hehe pun) to have a dick cause random boners, boners are obvious, nuts are really sensitive (apparently) + they stick to your leg I guess???? Like sweat does it or something?? I dunno

Masturbation

A guy doesn't need to "train his body" to orgasm, and although we CAN get multiple orgasms their orgasms can be amazing the first time. Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go

My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Guys, what're your thoughts on having a penis?
Girls, what do you think it'd be like to have a penis?

I personally would prefer if I had a dick cause then I wouldn't have to find jeans that fit "just right" (I wouldn't care if my jeans did the mini boner thing) and I wouldn't BLEED once a month AND I wouldn't be so pressured to get pregnant in my future. And I wanna know what it feels like to get a blow job + what it would feel like to fuck a girl.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Well, the penis and clit both come from the same pre-differentiated structure in the fetus. So, my best guess is that, if you can imagine what it's like to have a REALLY big clit (that also happens to contain the urethra, for pissing)... well, that'd be a decent approximation.
    I mean, clitoral erections are a thing, even. So, the sensations are, more than likely, similar on SOME level.

    On the other hand, I've gotta disagree with you on "They can masturbate anywhere". Gna go with just about exactly the opposite, on that one.
    Granted, I am not privy to all the secret ways and means of dudes... but, I just can't think of any way in which a guy could furtively masturbate in public. I mean, I suppose there's frotteurism, but (besides the obvious legal risks) that'd only give momentary pleasure anyway.
    Whereas, me? Girl, all I have to do is wear the right pair of leggings or workout shorts... oh yeah. (;
    (That "problem" only got worse when my husband took me to have my clitoral hood pierced -- while our relationship was still long-distance. I didn't really get the plan, there, until I flew back home again, wore leggings again, and OH SHIT I suddenly understood EXACTLY what the plan was... haha.)
    But, yeah. Secret masturbation/stimulation is WAY easier -- not to mention way less embarrassing, and with no obvious (protruding) evidence -- for us than for guys. And that's not even getting into all the remote-controlled toys, etc. that we can use if that's our style.

    Jeans -- hahaha girl! When I was yr age, I used to wear jeans that were like 3 sizes too big for me, because I was MORTIFIED at the thought that they would "cut in" at the waist. You know? This was especially hilarious because, in retrospect, I was so long and lean that "cutting in" may not have even been possible. (In high school, I was 6'2" and less than 130lbs.)
    What kind of issues are you having with finding jeans that fit well?

    • Oh my god that's a lot and I understand but it's just how I view 'em. And jeans are either too tight at the waist, too short at the ankles, too big around the waist or too tight by my thighs.

    • Wear a moo moo

    • Great post!!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I prefer my dick. A gaping, fish-smelling hole that sheds it's innards every month doesn't sound better by a long shot.

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  • If there's one thing I hate it's people who spout off about stuff they know nothing about. I get you're only 16 but you're also clueless, not only about penises but also about women (women can't masterbate without 8 scented candles and soft jazz - you're clearly doing it wrong).

    By all means have an opinion but if you're going to write a My Take about it do some research first. This was a big page of "I don't know" and "I guess". It gave nothing to anybody. It lacked content and the writing was poor.

    I read your My Take because your Labyrinth pictures drew me in. I guarantee I won't be reading any of your others, particularly not your query on the meaning of vaginas.

    • it was a joke about the candles+jazz... and yea honey I'm a virgin! that's why these are my OPINIONS and THOUGHTS about it, not FACTS.

    • I don't care if you read my stuff or not lol I have enough people who comment anyway, I certainly don't need a negative person like you on here.

    • Thanks for saying this!! I doubt that 'she' is really 16, and I am starting to wonder if 'she' is really a 'she', even though she insists, and is a 'writer', to justify the complexity of the prose, words, and grammar

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  • Awww why are you making the Labyrinth weird? Some of my fav Bowie memories come from that movie.

    Anyways, I'm not particularly impressed by dicks either, unless I really seriously like the guy himself. Then suddenly that one guy's becomes very appealing.

    • lol sorry but his crotch bulge... and same here.

  • Well about the orgasm, how often do you see a man convulse uncontrollably while screaming at the top of their lungs when they orgasm? Never. So if I where you I wouldn't want to trade in on that part. Also with having a penis your kind of the one that has to have self control when having sex, you CAN orgasm quickly but the likely hood she will let you have sex with her again drops dramaticly so its not quite as pleasent as you think.

  • My penis brought me to G@G. He controls my mind.

  • I think it's harder for a man to masturbate anywhere any time...

  • If it was just a piece of skin, it could only hang there thin and loose. Obviously there is a lot more inside than just the skin.

    Guys can masturbate anywhere? lol. No way. When the penis gets hard, it needs more room, as in taking it out of your clothes. And you need to wrap your hand around it. Then there is the mess after. Definitely not something to do anywhere! But girls, you can easily masturbate by just rubbing over your clothes. Or you can slide your hand into your pants and easily masturbate. And most gals have little mess to worry about after. And most of that can be caught with a panty liner with just a bit of advanced planning.

    I have always had what I have and never wished for it to be different, though the discomfort of erections in pants is a bitch. And I would enjoy the chance to experience the sexual side of being a woman for a short time, I have never wished to be the opposite sex.

  • I don't think penises are ugly at all... 😊

    Perhaps as you get older, your thoughts will change.

    • Neighter do I.

  • My boyfriend is the only person I've been with and I think his penis is special lol. I certainly don't think it's gross, I kinda think it's beautiful if I'm being honest. Vaginas are where the grossness is. Have you ever opened those things in bathroom stalls to discard of pads and tampons? It smells like death and garbage had a baby.

  • I been waiting for this take to show up all day since you promised it yesterday. 😉

    Yeah... I'd like to have one for a day or two. 🙋🍌🍒🏆

    • me too lol xD Just to see how it would be xD

  • hmmmm... a penis is the most uncomplicated, simple thing there is. a vagina needs like volumes of texts on it. it is an annoying floppy piece of skin. but it is useful for sex. And while a vagina is, by far, the most amazing thing on the planet, I will keep my penis thank you. Women go through way too much shit.
    guys can get up 5 min before we have to leave and walk out the door looking perfect, we can pee anywhere, we have simple minds and just take things as they come. women have 50000 things going on at once. and women are so freaking nasty to other women. guys get along and can be friends without trying to stab each other in the back.

  • i agree its ugly, i hate it, its also annoying and uncomfortable i wish i were a girl. like i said in your "vagina post" being a guy sucks we guys are never loved or desired etc by the opposite gender and its lonely. and it hurts
    Anyways moving one here: girls can get an orgasm as easy as a guy can
    girls parts are "split" into two-three sections i guess.
    a guys is rolled up into one you just gotta know how to stimulate it properly to achieve an orgasm

  • www.google.co.uk/search
    Are you like ten?

    • Like thats how this take reads.
      vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/.../latest

    • Obviously not but this is just how I see dick as. If that's a problem for you then you can fuck off and not insult me.

  • I must admit I smiled when you mentioned the clothes thing because I find having a dick and balls in clothes the most uncomfortable thing in the world. Could be grass is greener on the other side but I find the female sexual response much more fascinating than the male sexual response. No the whole menstruation thing doesn't fill me with envy or the societal pressure of being a woman - Pregnancy has an awesome side to it, I have talked to a lot of women and the vast majority say it was worth it, an amazing experience being pregnant and being a mother. Yeah - You can have fun with masturbation, learning from yourself what you like and what gives you pleasure - Yeah a lot of people are curious cats and want to know what blowjobs/cunninlingus feels like and what it feels like to fuck/be fucked as a man/woman in different roles in the sex play.
    For most it is just idle curiosity, I suppose if it goes any further we move into the area of gender confusion or transgenderism but I expect most of the people here are just I wonder what it is like? - You have heard so much good things about being a man or a woman during sex that we all want a little bit of everything.
    One thing you left out is a bit of insecurity about the male body and the penis probably a bit similar to how girls feel about breasts and ass size. All the questions about dick size while sometimes trolling do hide some element of truth and self doubt.
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  • What are my thoughts on having a penis? I dunno, I don't keep track of them. They come up all the time. It's a hard topic to discuss. The subject is stiff and it rubs people the wrong way. Best not to speak out loud about it, else you could get some penalty.

    • I laughed.

    • haha I giggled

  • It feels pretty amazing to have a penis. When you're just surging with masculinity, and just lapping up feminine beauty and inside a female, pure bliss.

  • After reading your take I then looked up your profile to find you are 18 years old and an editor. With a take like that I'm surprised you don't own the website

  • Its an ugly meat stick

    • What would you call the vagina then? :p

    • @Toad-1 Meat stick placeholder!

    • Toad... a dark cave

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  • Nasty? Never mind that vaginas are literal cesspools of fungus which are essential for maintaining their health.

    • Did you read her take on vaginas? She said pretty much the same thing. Genitals are generally both gross and awesome ✌

  • I would have said girls can maturbate anywhere more than guys, unless the girl is a squirter. We have to think about dealing with cum. No just masturbating in bed and sleeping.

    • in terms of complexity, i mean women sort of can be more innies vs. outties but that's less significant than circumcised vs uncircumcised. So there's that.

  • I like having a penis, girls put up with a lot with their genitalia. Mine only gets hungry on occasion! LOL

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