Stop Asking About Penis Size!

Stop asking about penis size!

You have to agree with me here. We've all seen these stupid, silly questions on here, posted by immature and insecure guys. I'm talking about the type of questions that have me sigh and shout at my computer. The type of questions that makes me mad, that makes me feel despair, that makes me lose faith in the Internet. Yes, I'm talking about these questions :

"Is my dick big enough?"

"Girls, what size do you prefer?"

"Am I small or average?"

Etc. I could cite TONS of other questions like this - there are several every day. But whenever I find that type of questions, it just makes me go like this :

Stop Asking About Penis Size!

Anyways, I'm not here only to complain, but to answer these questions ONCE AND FOR ALL. Don't even dare ask one of those afterwards!

Now. Let's be serious. Yes, some women care about penis size. A few women like big cocks, but for the most part, they do not really care. It really depends of the girl, you see, everyone has his or her own tastes and preferences. But don't worry, the size of you genitalia isn't what matters most to them.

Even if you understand this, you may still want to have a reference, an average. (By the way, I think that averages trump data - it only matters if you have the standard deviation. An average of 5.1 +- 1 inches isn't the same as an average of 5.1 +- 3 inches.) But if you want to have a true answer, WHY DON'T YOU ASK GOOGLE? Instead of searching an answer on here, just google it and this is what you get :

Stop Asking About Penis Size!

Oh! That's amazing! The average size of male genitals isn't the same everywhere! What a surprise! Seriously, average in the US is 5.1. Not 7.

And, last but not least, there are questions related to age and growth. Here again, ask Google! Here is something you can easily find :

Stop Asking About Penis Size!

(Sorry, it's in French and it's in cm... But you get it, just check on Google how many inches it makes.)

So, to conclude with these questions :

- Your penis size doesn't really matter for most of the girls, as long as you know how to use it.

- If you want to reassure yourself, you just need to ask Google.

- And even if your question isn't the same, well... Google still has an answer.

I also wanted to say that your penis size isn't important. You shouldn't worry about it - it won't change anything. People have to accept you and your body as you are, and the first step in doing so is accepting your own body as it is. Do not focus on you flaws, just remember that everyone has his or her own advantages. Just be yourself - after all, it's your life!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I think it's funny how a guy will be genuinely concerned about his size and ask the question then it will get nothing but troll answers from women. Then when a woman asks about the size of her breast a thousand white knights will tell her she is beautiful and give long in depth answers on how her boobs are perfect.

    • Haha. True.

Most Helpful Girl

  • when i see guys asking about their penis size i immediately wonder about their brain size. Yes is stupid, and guys worry about it way more than women care about , at least the non shallow ones

    • Yeah I think the same thing when women ask about boob size.

    • @Trenhard_ only the shallow ones or immature, and i am none of them

    • According to you, having complex equals unintelligence. Well that could explain why men are more intelligent than women since they have less complex, jk but ur comment is bullshit.

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  • "You have to agree with me here. "
    No I do not.
    Sorry if it makes you desperate (!) but I actually strongly disagree.
    The only women who say size doesn't matter are:
    - Inexperienced ones; a scientific study showed that women who had more than five sexual partners are more likely to say it matters, because they know the difference it makes (see for instance "Penis Size Matters in Bed, Study Finds" on the website LiveScience, sorry I can't post a link)
    - Women who don't care about penetrative sex,
    - Your girlfriend, because you see, she loves you for who you are, and she doesn't want you to worry about it, because it would lead to bad sex.
    Now, I'm not saying bigger is always better or anything like this.
    But imagine yourself in the place of a woman. You're going to get this thing IN YOU, you're going to see it as a part of your man's body, it's a part of him. How could it not matter at all?
    It's like saying guys don't care about the female body. It's nonsense, right? It might not be the main thing for some men, but of course it matters.
    And so it's perfectly natural, as a man, to wonder if the girl you're into has a preference, and what is this preference.
    There are more scientific studies proving that size matters, and they were all published in recent years. I think they should be publicized more.
    Your chart about penis sizes around the world is known to be wrong (the studies weren't made in the same way in each country, for instance).

  • They will never stop asking these questions, but finally a dude who's sick of them, thanks! 🙌
    Also, isn't it logical that the average penis size is designed to fit the average vagina to successfully procreate? 😐

  • "How often do you masturbate" is another question that gets asked almost every day.

  • "Size doesn't matter!" - say the short penis guy

    I'm just kidding :D

    but seriously

  • Of course it's only about length;-P

  • I usually just skip over the dick , boob and ass size questions - I have gone beyond face palming - As you say some girls care about size in the same way some guys like big/small/natural/fake boobs or bubble/small asses ( for most part there maybe preferences but meeting the right person is more important to them)- To be absolutely honest if a woman told me the size of my dick was a dealbreaker and even if I passed her standard, the prospect of anything physical happening would be dead because I couldn't be with someone like that.
    Unless you are going to have some expensive bizarre surgery, your dick size is something you are stuck with and 327 questions on the internet aren't going to make it any longer.
    So my advice is find a girl who appreciates you for more than your dick and you will be far more content in life.

  • I don't have to worry about size - my dick is MASSIVE!!!

  • it does matter when it is very small or very big
    but i would always prefer very big to very small.

    • Medium sized here. 😁

    • @Cowboy6666 that is very good for you cowboy.

    • Don't mind. 😏

  • the funny and extremely sad part about this take is that between the last day, when this take was made, at least 15 dick size question have been asked so this take has not worked :/

  • I only care to an extent. Like I ask for just incase it's like not too big or something.

  • So the people in Antarctica don't have dicks?

  • what size is ur dick kappa

  • Yay I'm above average!

  • haha so we now know the truth, now I would like to who has the deepest vaginal canal and biggest tits size

    • I do not want to see a question like that... "Is my vagina DEEP enough?" Lol

  • Omg thank you

  • Agreed. Size is not the most important component of a solid sexual performance. Function, hygiene and skin texture are what matters most. So you guys should start using a penis health creme every day. It floods the penis skin with important vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants that improve the penis in all of these areas. Your confidence and sex life will get better.. trust me.

  • it is important... and people can ask as they please.

    • why ask on this fucking shit site when there are numerous more accurate studies on the internet.

    • @Josht11 to piss you off... or more to the point since they need your permission to post stuff... the site exists for your fancies..

  • I agree the matter is penis size is not serious. man have knowledge the who can he hand his partner. that depend on the satisfaction of girl. as per my idea. a man having long penis but he could not satisfied the girl than penis is use less. hence I request all that please leave thinking on penis size.

  • Lovely... mostly men do but my boyfriend said me whatever size have.. it doesn't meter... matter is only good love making and. Support of partner

  • Size charts etc are usually self reported but I suppose it might be fairly adequate. At least it would suffice.

    Here is reality though: The vast majority of questions asked on Gag could be answered by google. Take all of those questions away and Gag crumbles. So, as rough a truth as this might be to accept, the questions about penis size, why guys aren't asking her out and so on all serve a purpose.

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