The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

**Official Fearlessbanana Tinder Guide**

Fearlessbananas's Tinder Guide

This is my guide on how to be successful with girls on tinder. By no means am I misogynist and I’m hoping I don’t offend any viewers because those are not my intentions. If you despise promiscuity and the hookup culture than might I suggest you click the back button. I don’t objectify women in my personal life. This is a guide on how to get laid and not a guide on how to fall in love. This is simply what works. It’s a game that is to be played and nothing more. All of the following conversations that I’ve posted have all been me during the months March and April of 2016.

Guys.. my strategies work.. they have been proven to work. Follow what I say and you will score. If you have any followup questions then feel free to ask on here but please don't flood my PM box. I want you guys to have success using my savage approach.. I'm sick of hearing about guys complaining about their virginities on this website. I will try to help out as best as I can also so feel free to ask me questions. If you ask for any pictures of the girls that I've hooked up with on this thread I will immediately block you.. I will under no circumstances reveal their identities.

BE BOLD


First thing you need to know is most all of the women on tinder are very promiscuous. They either want to bent over or they are teasing you and just want a consistent ego boost from guys telling them that they are attractive. So you need to learn how to tell the difference between to two. How do you that? You get straight to point and don’t dance around. What you have to remember is if you matched with a girl.. she has already told you without words that she sexually attracted to you. There are no what ifs.. so go in hard.. you two most likely want the same thing.

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

ON THIS APP.. YOU ARE A SAVAGE.. NOT A NICE GUY


If you’re a classic nice guy.. let tinder force you to challenge your alter ego. The cringiest thing you could possibly do on this app is go on and on about how beautiful she is and asking her questions that aren’t pertaining towards sexual escalation. You need to always be constantly sexually escalating and you do not deviate off of that AT ALL. The moment you get sidetracked into an irrelevant conversation and start using conversation fillers that aren’t working towards your goal of getting her sexually interested you.. You lost already.. it’s done so move on to the next one.


Instead of telling a girl she is the most beautiful thing in the world on tinder.. try telling her she is hot or sexy. You’d be surprised on the positive responses you get. These girls will roll their eyes at you and think you are fake if you go full nice guy. Either that or they will be thinking you’re boring and not even reply.


A tip to you guys.. Women aren’t offended if you make it clear you are attracted to them. If you want to have sex with this girl then you need to make it apparent that she knows that from the moment you start talking to her. They love that and it makes them feel sexy and wanted. Do not ever think it’s a crime to tell a girl she turns you on. Don’t let this radical feminist propaganda poison your brain into thinking that you can’t sexualize women anymore. Women are submissive by nature and men are dominant by nature.. on tinder you play your gender role. You’re not a pig for expressing your sexuality.. you are human.

Don’t ever let others shame you for that. Of course there are limits so use your common sense. All in moderation boyos.. there is a difference from being a fun interesting guy who wants to get in a girls pants to being a complete pervert but don’t be afraid getting creep shamed. The general population of men today don’t have the required testosterone to even think about approaching women in this way. So as a response to that women can appreciate a man that genuinely has the courage to act on his sexual urges and to be unapologetically straight forward about it. It makes them feel sexy and feminine. It makes them feel like a woman.

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

BE FUNNY

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

If you can make a girl laugh then you are in. One strategy that has always worked for me is downplaying my masculinity. A guy that is comfortable enough make fun of masculinity in attempt to make a girl laugh will only exude confidence and self assurance. It works great for me.. Women don’t want a robotic GI Joe with no humor trying to act a tough all the time. The smoothest pulls I’ve ever done have always a perfect mixture of humor and sexual escalation. Here are some examples.

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

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The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

HAVE A PLAN


Women on tinder will appreciate wit. This tinder game is a game of chess not checkers. You need to have a game plan and strategize before you even message her. I personally will take a look at her profile and try to get an idea of what type of girl she is (which I’ll get into after this in detail). I will message her with a line and anticipate her response even before that. I think okay.. she could respond in the three following ways and to each of those three possible responses I will followup with this or that. It’s already structured in my head. You need be 3 steps ahead in the conversation at all times but be able to do it at a fast pace as well. You can’t take too long to respond. Ideally you want to reciprocate her response time. If you are doing what I’m telling you to do then she will be responding instantly because she is interested.


This becomes easier with more experience.. eventually you won’t even have to think about it and it will become natural. You will develop your own style with experience. My advice is to follow the basics that I’m presenting to you here today and become comfortable with it before you start stepping into other realms. If you can do the above.. the girl will be kept on her toes.. which is exactly what you want.


Another note that you guys need to make is that once you get the number.. you need to shut your trap unless you really know what you’re doing. It’s a done deal.. You don’t text her.. you don’t say anything! Anything that you say could possibly turn her off and deter her from sex. If it’s already a smash.. then why would you risk it? Go in bold.. make her laugh.. get her horny and disappear till you meet up to have amazing sex.

*ONE OF MY SECRETS..* I like to usually end the conversation with her admitting her sexual kinks. It’s almost 100% bullet proof.


>Get her to open up and tell you what she likes sexually

>When she responds with something cliche like “oh I enjoy dirty talk and my hair being pulled” realize that this is her safe response. EVERY girl has a kink.. she might not be open about it initially but just keep digging.

>In response to her giving you her safe answer you make fun of her by saying “You sound pretty vanilla tbh *yawn*”

>She will either do one or two things.. one she will answer.. or two.. she will try to follow up by putting the pressure on you by asking what you like.

>Do not give into her evasiveness. You DO NOT let her deter you away.

>You respond by mocking her.. saying “I asked first.. and please don’t make me yawn again”

>Once she responds and spits it out.. which she will.. you go no contact for a little (I know it’s evil)

>You just managed to pressure this girl into admitting something she normally wouldn’t tell a guy that she just met. You managed get it out of her and she realizes that right after she says it. She is in a vulnerable spot now.

>You do not respond initially. It will drive her absolutely nuts.. she will feel like embarrassed. 1000 different scenarios will go through her mind. The point is that she will be thinking about you! She will be on her toes.. now she is working to impress you..

>Respond a couple hours later with the deal closer. Come back and say “sry I got busy” don’t even give her a response to her kink or recognize that she even told you anything yet. You don’t want take off the pressure.. you want to continue to keep her on her toes. Leave her wondering with the idea that you might just think she's weird AF. Get the number and close the deal

>Once you get her number.. the next time you will talk to her will be to make plans of meeting up.

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

YOU ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN SHE IS

Not literally but you you have to come off like this. Your time is valuable and she is lucky that you are even giving her attention. You need to present yourself as a valued man by conveying this type of attitude. The strongest negotiating stance in a relationship is the ability to walk away. She needs to know that you will walk away in a second if she isn’t meeting your expectations. She needs to know that you will not even care if she rejects because you have 10 other matches that won’t.

A good way of conveying this sort of attitude is to always treat her like a equal.. who cares if she has a vagina bro?? That’s not reason to put her on a pedestal.. pretty women are used to getting treated on the pedestal.. their minds freak out when you reverse the cards on them. They will think “holy crap this guy must really have something to offer.. he’s different” Boyos.. let me tell you something.. It’s a beautiful feeling once you get this down. Having women chase you and working for your time is empowering.

The Definitive Tinder Guide For the Sexually Inclined

SCOPING OUT HER PROFILE


When you match you need to message her within 10-15 minutes.. If you don’t message her within that time frame she will have just matched or messaged another guy. You want to make your move quickly while the excitement is still there. So as soon as you match you go straight to her profile. I’m going to categorize key elements that will pretty much tell you if she is going to put out or not.


NUMBER 1.. 18-19 College Girls: If she is 18 or 19 and has her university listed then she will put out.. she has just left her parents house and if she is on tinder than she most likely is lonely and horny. If she isn’t lonely than she is just horny. 18-19 is PRIME… Hormones are raging. If she is in a sorority.. even better. Know that these younger girls like to act all tough and bad like they have porn star experience. It’s all a facade boyos.. don’t be intimidated. They tend to over sexualize themselves and it makes it obvious. They have little to no experience so you can afford more mistakes.

NUMBER 2.. The 20+ Girls: When you get past 20 the girls will have their experience and are usually more confident in themselves. They most likely have had a relationship by now and might be a bit jaded but they still young so they most likely want to fuck their feelings away. If there is a girl on tinder at age 20+ then there is a good chance she wants to hookup to forget about her ex.

NUMBER 3.. The "I'm not here to hookup": Don’t let the “I’m not here to hookup” on her bio deter you. Some girls feel shameful about being on tinder because of it’s reputation. They care so much that they add that note on their bio because it gives them a little false dignity. They are pretty much trying to rationalize their reasons for being on there. “Oh I just want to meet a nice guy” and “Tinder isn’t all about hookups ..” They most likely want to hook up but don’t want to present themselves as easy. They might not even realize this themselves. This is the same type of girl that made fun of tinder two years ago.

NUMBER 3.. INSTAGRAM: If she does not have her Instagram linked to her profile then that is almost a tall tell sign that she wants to hook up. (Note that if she does have her IG then that doesn’t she won’t put out any any means.) Most younger girls live on social media.. it’s addicting to them because most younger girls in general are insecure and social media is a way for them advertise themselves to male attention. They receive compliments from desperate men in a cringe amount of volume.

*Guys a side note.. you need to publicly shame desperate white knights on spot.. it’s getting to the point where extremely unattractive women are being told they are 10/10s and it’s deluding the whole dating game and throwing it off to a terrible dynamic for men.. you don’t need shame a woman or even a man for that matter because his/her looks EVER because that’s wrong on so many levels. What I’m saying is don’t lose your dignity by making up absurd lies in desperation*

Now..If she doesn’t not have it linked on her profile it’s either one of two things.. she either socially inept and insecure about it or… It’s intertwined back into the dignity factor. She doesn’t want to advertise her friends and personal life to guys that she is just hooking up with. It’s best to keep those two lives separate. Either way.. insecure girls are easier to pull.. and the second girl I described is putting out so much that to the extent that she doesn’t want her personal life involved. You also need to be aware of IG models too. A lot of them are on tinder just to market themselves. Those girls don’t even respond so don’t get too excited if you match with a 9/10 HBB.

Look at her hobbies.. is she active? Play sports? You can sometimes create a really good pickup line from her profile pics. I obviously can't go over every possible scenario because every girl is a little bit different but those are the main elements I personally look for.

YOUR PROFILE


Your bio needs to be simple and to the point with a touch of arrogance. No going on about boring hobbies or anything. Keep the mystery alive. Don’t even use sentences. My bio is literally..


“6”1. I bet I’m prettier than you too” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten messages saying things like “No one is prettier than me so you’re lying”


For your pictures.. You only need 3 of them.


Number 1.. One picture of you in a social setting showing that have you have some status.. maybe at a wedding wearing a suit or something. If you are or were military.. dress blues will give you MAJOR points.


Number 2.. A shirtless pic showing your physique.. If you don’t have some type of physique as a young guy on tinder than your options will be limited.. there are absolutely no excuses as to why you don’t have physique.. There is NO reason why you can’t train 4 days a week and eat correctly.. you’re at a severe disadvantage in the dating game if you don’t lift. You don’t have to look like a huge bodybuilder but you have to have some sort of physique in which you can take a picture that is sexually suggestive. Your pic needs to make a girl wet and make her imagine what you look like naked. If you cannot do this and don’t have top tier facial aesthetics then you will not being scoring much at all.


Number 3.. A clear shot of your face(This is your main pic).. Don’t do some cringe mirror selfie.. take a good picture of your face highlighting your best features in an artsy way. I promise you if you take a bathroom mirror selfie you will drive away 80% matches.

This is a good starting point. Once you feel it out and get some experience you can adjust accordingly. If you have a large following on IG doing fitness stuff.. that a also a HUGE plus.

CONCLUDING


This stuff does work. You guys need to be smart and use protection.. it’s never worth the risk. Know that it’s not morally correct to lead a woman on if she is wanting more than sex out of you. You should make your intentions clear from the beginning that this is all you want and if she starts to catch feelings and you don’t want that then you respectfully communicate that to her and go no contact.

Even if you make this clear you need to be aware that women will often try and manipulate you into relationships if they are insecure. They will tell you that all they need is sex but they really want more and are hoping they are special and will make you want to change for them. It’s self destructing and unhealthy so don’t ever give into that. In other words just have a mutual respect and some sort of moral code when you are hooking up. We’re all human and don’t want to be hurt or taken advantage of. That’s not cool at all.

Goodluck brahs!

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  • Omg I didn't even have to pay at Barnes n Noble for this? I'm honored I'm so special to receive this knowledge for free.
    Lol ya I used tinder for 1 week while visiting Chicago and can confirm it works as intended

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  • Very interesting and informative

    *note to self "you are not tinder material"*

    • And yet Peter Pan calls you TinderBelle.

    • @Red_Arrow love that Peter pan!

    • Just call me Mr. Pan. And I have a Peter. 😘 😘 😘

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  • I really enjoyed this Mytake!

    I really like how you also make a point to tell people to not manipulate anyone. I feel this is the right way to do the hookup game. You are looking to hook up, so you are witty and smart and give the perception you are a fun guy to hang out with. Even if you are utterly miserable, you can fake a fun attitude for a good fuck - that's what tinder is for, after all.

    All too often people will try and trick people or manipulate them into having sex and then hurt the person in the end. That's not the way to hook up. There are women out there who like to hook up just as there are men. You just have to go about doing it the right way! :)

  • 😂😂😂😂

    I can't stop laughing.

    • That's my moms name.. awfuk bye.

  • And what if some girl is ACTUALLY not intended to hook up?
    I used Tinder for like a week when I moved from my town to a bigger city for working a couple of years ago. I specified, as you said, it was not my intention to hook up, and yet I continued to receive those muscle flexed, but and sexual harassment messages. I just had a guy being nice with me, and he has been my boyfriend for almost an year, before I was moved to another city. [After meeting him in person I closed the account due of all those guys]

    I am not saying that this reasoning is entirely wrong, but I'm saying that he a guy or a girl says he/she is not into hook-ups, they are probably not into hook-ups.

    • 99% of the time they are there for hookups. You were probabaly girl #3 but found a nice guy and fell for him. Either way it's irrelevant because almost every chick is on there to fck. You're the one percent. I've hooked up with at least 3 girls who had that line on their bio.. NUMBER 3.. The "I'm not here to hookup": Don’t let the “I’m not here to hookup” on her bio deter you. Some girls feel shameful about being on tinder because of it’s reputation. They care so much that they add that note on their bio because it gives them a little false dignity. They are pretty much trying to rationalize their reasons for being on there. “Oh I just want to meet a nice guy” and “Tinder isn’t all about hookups..” They most likely want to hook up but don’t want to present themselves as easy. They might not even realize this themselves. This is the same type of girl that made fun of tinder two years ago.

    • That's exactly what I was referring to. Not all are just lying to themselves, I was actually about to give up Tinder because of guys acting like you (NOT SAYING IT IS A BAD THING, just not MY thing), and my ex came as a sunshine. P. S.: He was not manipulative to answer the last part of your take, we had no sex before 2 months of dating.

    • I mean that's cool that you met your boyfriend and all but I can say from experience that you are the minority by a long shot. How you guys met each other and made a successful relationship is pretty damn rare on tinder.

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  • This is a very descriptive explanation and it makes sense. If a girl is on tinder she's most likely gonna want sex. If she matched you then we shouldn't waste time and just go for the goal. I admit that I would make pointless questions and conversations that aren't sexual and I see them losing interest. I guess when they tell me how perverted guys are on tinder I didn't want to be labelled as that too

  • This is hilarious. Read the whole thing. Still wouldn't work on me, even when I was 18-19 and had Tinder.

    You have a few misconceptions though:

    Regarding sororities: I was in one. Keep in mind that we have fraternities full of hot men of similar status to choose from. It is a dick and boyfriend pool (depending on how you go about it) l. Au contraire, vulnerable girls without access to the greek system are more likely to get on Tinder. Just because a girl is in college does not mean she sleeps around either. I've slept with 1 total person, for example.

    Regarding "I'm not here to hookup:" There are many genuine souls who are desperate enough to get on Tinder, but want something more out of it. They don't know what it's really like and have not been disappointed yet. They're hoping for that coffee date on the waterfront that will turn into a soul search. It's a sign of being naive.

    You're spot on about the 20somethings - there are 4 types.

    1) Some experience, no relationship, self-respect. They won't put out off of Tinder
    2) Relationship experience, good breakup experience, self respect
    3) Jaded about the ex, loose habits... you'll get some
    4) Hoes.

    I think you're missing out when you say the girls who post their Instagram links won't put out. Oh, believe me, they will. So very much so. This little 6/10, nothing special fucked the guy I liked while he was supposed to be going out with me. She gained 1200 followers in the past month, ALL guys. These girls are the clandestine hooker-uppers, and much more dtf than girls who claim not to be here to hookup. There's more insecurity present and they are much easier to manipulate (horrible, don't do it, but it's true)

    • Lol yeah I'm sure there are different point of views. This works for me and has worked for everyone I have taught. You might of had a different experience but this is what I see most of the time. I never said a girl who posts her Instagram won't put out though.. I specifically said that

    • Just re read it and I didn't. I wrote that on the original edit. Didn't post it on here

    • I'm definitely one of those girls who used it for marketing. Barely responded unless the questions were interesting and respectful. Let's be real... Tinder's an app where you'll have better look hitting 8's or below.

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  • This advice only works for white guys I think. Doesn't work for Asian guys who get matched with Chinese girls most of times.

  • If this didn't help betas, nothing will.

  • Hmm advising like a pro

  • Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

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    Be good-looking and you can pretty much say whatever you want. I've seen countless Tinder fake profile experiments.

    • Looks are definitely important but you have to be able to sell your product and that's what I tried to show you guys in this take.

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      How long has it been? Anyway, I agree. The step to being the best guy you can be is knowing that there are people who are better than you. It's all about being comfortable with your penis- I mean skin. Many guys are scared to even touch a girl because of the fear of "degrading" her. Yeah, you can not touch her, just know that not doing anything isn't getting you pussy.

  • Late to the game here but wow... guys would be fools not to follow this if this is what they seek. I love the part... You need to shut your trap unless you know what you are doing... LMAO.. so true. Great take.

  • YOU ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN SHE IS
    Not literally but you you have to come off like this.

    BEST LINE IN THIS MY TAKE HAHAHAHAHA

  • I guarantee if an average looking guy tried this he would fail. Bottom line is tinder is all about looks my guess would be to be successful on tinder it would be 90% looks and 10% what you say. I'll try this out anyway hopefully it works out.

  • Thank you for your tinder-plan.

    I have a similiar plan but im so lazy and don't wanna share it or else every bastard will be doing it which will kill my game.

    Know what im sayin

  • this is honestly stupid, makes me sad there're guys like you treating sex and girls like game n toy

    • "This is my guide on how to be successful with girls on tinder. By no means am I misogynist and I’m hoping I don’t offend any viewers because those are not my intentions. If you despise promiscuity and the hookup culture than might I suggest you click the back button. I don’t objectify women in my personal life. This is a guide on how to get laid and not a guide on how to fall in love. This is simply what works. It’s a game that is to be played and nothing more. All of the following conversations that I’ve posted have all been me during the months March and April of 2016."

    • On tinder, girls want sex, and it is a game. Its not like he's ou there forcing this on all women. These are willing participants. This is actually a really good take for men. Stop man-shaming him!

    • @slimstiffy No they don't all want sex. When I used it my first and second years of college, I was keeping my hopes up. Hoping to find someone I could meet, have cool chats with, and "get to know" in the sense of doing fun normal things like paddle boating, hiking, etc. So many girls on there want the same. It's either that, or the ones with daddy issues. No in between.

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  • Does it matter whether you invite her to your place, or you going to hers? The entrance to my place is really awkward it's similar to a pitch black laneway with a bit of light xD

  • Good stuff but personally I like that conversation filler you recommend against. It get's my brain thinking.

  • Haha this is hilarious but yeah I can see how it works. Sometimes said it applies in real life and you were like "no it's totally different" - In general, yes, but if you're at like a club/dance party thing then it works too :D

  • "Your pic needs to make a girl wet and make her imagine what you look like naked. If you cannot do this and don’t have top tier facial aesthetics then you will not being scoring much at all."
    A guy that looks like you could say whatever he wants to the sluts on tinder. Most guys here don't have top tier facial aesthetics and there is little they can do about that without surgery.
    P. S Can you post a picture of rape flow chart I can actually read, please?
    P. P. S Why did you make a new account. Did you get banned for sending dick pics?
    P. P. P. S Please send dick pics.
    Haha.. lol... lmao.. jk... just kidding... kind of 😉

    • lmao. I don't know why they banned. I'll try and find that rape flow chart it was off of the tinder gif list. A lot of good looking guys can't seem to score on tinder either while looks are important there is some strategy as well. Can always PM for those pics lmao.

  • Pretty accurate. Nice job. Lol

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